Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Political awareness: Regularly comments on NZ politics and policies, e.g., calling the National Party ‘pro‑unemployment’
- Critical analysis: Evaluates decisions like meat‑inspection self‑regulation and AI cheating with detailed arguments
- Humor: Uses sarcasm and jokes, such as wanting NZ English to be incomprehensible to outsiders
- Open‑mindedness: Shows willingness to learn, posting “Listening and learning” and discussing gender identity topics
- Community focus: Highlights Māori issues and cultural events, sharing iwi stories and supporting festivals
Weaknesses:
- Ranting: Posts angry tirades, e.g., “Liz Lambert losing thousands … lol” and “Self regulation … stupid decision”
- Polarizing: Uses divisive language, labeling parties and motions as meaningless or ‘pro‑unemployment’
- Negativity: Frequently emphasizes pessimistic views, such as “Another Employment Court vaccine mandate decision … lol”
- Left bias: Consistently champions left‑wing perspectives while criticizing right‑wing parties
- Lacks nuance: Makes sweeping statements without nuance, e.g., “If a motion against Colonialism is supported by Russia or USA it’s meaningless”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Bob's tweets show a strong social conscience and political activism, similar to Lisa Simpson. For example, he writes 'Self regulation of meat quality by meat companies ... is so clearly a stupid decision this government is doing' and 'Reminder that the National Party is an explicitly pro unemployment party that believes that unemployment is a desirable policy outcome'. He also critiques AI and education in 'My personal view is that the only reasonable academic solution to AI cheating is to just give more assignments 0 grades if they're poorly written...' and shares a historical perspective in 'In the period of peak Liberal dominance of NZ politics (1890s) they had pretty large components of radical Georgists...'. His mix of intelligence, idealism, and occasional sarcasm mirrors Lisa's role as the moral and intellectual voice of the Simpson family.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Bob’s frequent public‑facing posts like “Too early in the morning to be stuck in Christchurch airport :(” and “Work Christmas Party 4 of 6 🫡” show an outward, people‑oriented style, indicating Extraversion. He often links historic and theoretical ideas, e.g., “In the period of peak Liberal dominance of NZ politics (1890s) they had pretty large components of radical Georgists and parliamentarian unionist and state socialist politicians, centrist is such a stretch lol,” reflecting a preference for abstract patterns and future possibilities, i.e., Intuition. His critiques such as “Self regulation of meat quality by meat companies instead of by an independent meat inspection body is so clearly a stupid decision this government is doing” reveal a logical, objective decision‑making style, characteristic of Thinking. Finally, his speculative comments like “In an ideal world December 23rd to January 8th would all be public holidays btw” demonstrate a flexible, adaptable approach, fitting Perceiving.
Some pickup lines for you
- I saw you spot those elusive little spotted kiwis at night—just like those rare birds, you’re a unique find I’d love to protect and keep company on midnight walks.
- You've survived five work Christmas parties already—how about we skip the office karaoke and have our own after‑party where the only thing we’re decking the halls with is each other's smiles?
- If love were a collective agreement, I’d demand a clause guaranteeing daily doses of your laughter and a safe‑working environment for our hearts—no meat‑company self‑regulation needed.
- Let's form a coalition of our own—no need for a Popular Alliance, just you, me, late‑night debates, meme‑filled timelines, and a majority of heart‑beats.
- Your Thanksgiving turkey and paneer butter masala pizza have my mouth watering—let’s cook a dinner together and see if our chemistry is as spicy as that butter masala.
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Your new Twitter bio
Māori union activist & NZ politics junkie. Coffee‑driven, moonlit kiwi‑spotter, and survivor of 5 work Christmas parties.– @Bob247874
Your signature cocktail
The Koru Conspiracy
The Koru Conspiracy blends the sweet, earthy notes of Manuka honey with the bright tartness of kiwi fruit, echoing Bob's deep Māori roots and his fascination with native wildlife ('Saw 7 different Kiwi Pukupuku/Little Spotted Kiwi walking along this stretch of fence for like an hour tonight.'); a smoky New Zealand single malt whisky adds the grit of his political activism and his scathing critiques of government, as seen in his tweet about meat regulation ('Self regulation of meat quality by meat companies instead of by an independent meat inspection body is so clearly a stupid decision this government is doing'); Aperol’s bitter orange balances the drink with the sarcasm and humor in his observations about AI feeds ('Facebook now serving me AI content from centrist American Construction Unions. What a website.'); finally, a dash of kawakawa bitters ties the flavors together, representing his love for complex political discourse and his cultural heritage ('In an ideal world December 23rd to January 8th would all be public holidays btw').
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Bob's tweets consistently display a love of knowledge, detailed historical references, and rigorous fact‑checking, hallmarks of Ravenclaw. For example, he writes, "In the period of peak Liberal dominance of NZ politics (1890s) they had pretty large components of radical Georgists and parliamentarian unionist and state socialist politicians, centrist is such a stretch lol," showing deep historical insight. He also corrects misinformation, noting "The Tohunga Suppression Act misinformation drives me insane… the bill passed in 1907… does not mention moko at all," demonstrating a commitment to accuracy. His analysis of complex union structures—"How do you have an autonomous union for workers at an art installation company, which is part of a Local Union of mostly Public Health & Education workers, which is a local of a parent union of originally telecommunications workers?"—highlights his analytical curiosity. Additionally, his fact‑checking of political claims, such as "The facts: >Chris Luxon worked at Maccas as a Teenager…" reflects a Ravenclaw‑type dedication to truth.
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Solidarity Forever - Ralph Chaplin (popularized by Pete Seeger)
Bob’s timeline is saturated with union‑centric concerns, such as demanding stab‑resistant clothing in retail collective agreements ('Very important that every retail collective agreement contains a clause that if the company expects you to intervene to detain a shoplifter, they MUST issue and require you to wear Stab Resistant Clothing…'). He decries the privatisation of meat inspection ('Self regulation of meat quality by meat companies instead of by an independent meat inspection body is so clearly a stupid decision this government is doing'). He also laments cancelled strike actions ('Would’ve liked to go support the strike rally tomorrow but unfortunately some union officials are scared of weather and so they cancelled the Wellington rally'). His anti‑colonial and anti‑neoliberal posts ('Reminder that if a motion against Colonialism is able to be supported by countries like Russia or the USA it’s a sign that the motion is meaningless' and 'Reminder that the National Party is an explicitly pro‑unemployment party…') echo the anthem’s call for workers to unite against oppression, making 'Solidarity Forever' a fitting soundtrack.
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