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The user's obsession with hierarchy, elitism, and a nostalgic view of a rigid 'old order' mirrors Mr. Burns's character, who constantly laments the decay of tradition and seeks to control society's productivity. Tweets such as 'Productivity in society is a result of harnessing the base impulses of man and directing them towards community' echo Burns's desire to turn people into cogs for his power. Their claim that 'Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive' aligns with Burns's self‑justified authoritarian rule. The lament 'The old order is effete; the old speech and thought has become a worn out rattle' reflects Burns's contempt for modern values, similar to his frequent complaints about the younger generation. Finally, the overt white‑supremacist pride expressed in 'God damn... I love being White' matches Burns's often unspoken elitist, supremacist attitudes toward wealth and status.

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The user displays introverted tendencies by focusing on internal, abstract ideas rather than outward social interaction, as seen in "Weak men turn inwards and remain there, their spirit broken for life" and "The old order is effete; the old speech and thought has become a worn out rattle". Their language is highly intuitive, discussing broad patterns and future implications, e.g., "Productivity in society is a result of harnessing the base impulses of man..." and "A graveyard of aristocracies, mistakes, and injustices—history is no vessel of truth but stories shaped by humans for control". Decision‑making is driven by logical analysis over personal feelings, illustrated by "The word demagoguery springs to mind. Does it differ from populism? If not, would it not be better to orient ourselves toward a more rational and elitist view?". The user also shows a judging preference, offering firm conclusions and structured solutions such as "The rise of independent, globally accessible digital archives is a triumph of altruism" and "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive". These combined traits align with the INTJ personality type.

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Icelandic thinker; tech tinkerer; C.S. Lewis fan; digital archivist; once saved a server from a coffee spill. #philosophy #tech– @BobberBastard

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Fischer's Secret Elixir blends Icelandic vodka with a dash of absinthe, a bright splash of blood‑orange juice, and black walnut bitters, finished with a smoked sea‑salt rim. The icy vodka mirrors his Icelandic roots and the cold, calculating tone of tweets like "'Right' has become a devious, meaningless word," while the absinthe’s herbal, almost poisonous character evokes his description of "Personality is nebulous and malicious." The blood‑orange adds a vivid, bitter contrast that reflects his proud proclamation "God damn... I love being White," and the black walnut bitters underscore his grim view of society as "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive." Together the drink is a harsh, elite‑styled concoction that embodies his elitist, anti‑egalitarian vibe.

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The user repeatedly emphasizes ambition, elitism, and the pursuit of power, which are core Slytherin traits. For example, they write, "The word demagoguery springs to mind... would it not be better to orient ourselves toward a more rational and elitist view?" and "When you are willful, you can accomplish more than ever." They also express a desire to dominate social hierarchies, as seen in "When women cease to support their male counterparts... Forced intersexual cooperation is preferable to a wide scale female clique." Their focus on controlling societal impulses and valuing hierarchy, shown in "Productivity in society is a result of harnessing the base impulses of man and directing them towards community," further aligns with Slytherin ambition and cunning. Overall, the tweets reflect a self‑serving, hierarchical mindset typical of Slytherin.

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The user’s focus on a "new order" and a warlike, conquest‑driven mindset mirrors the aggressive Viking imagery in Led Zeppelin’s "Immigrant Song" ("We come from the land of the ice and snow"). Their tweet that "The old order is effete; the old speech and thought has become a worn out rattle; the soul of the world is sick of it; there is no redemption for what is wholly rotten; no refuge for those who squandered their purpose; the fire of judgment is at hand" reflects the song’s call for a powerful, unstoppable force. The repeated emphasis on male dominance, as seen in "Weak men turn inwards and remain there, their spirit broken for life" and "Love your boys and stoke their ambition", aligns with the song’s martial tone and references to "the hammer of the gods". The user’s openly white‑supremacist sentiment, such as "God damn... I love being White", matches how extremist groups often appropriate Viking symbolism featured in the lyrics. In sum, the song’s themes of conquest, strength, and a cold, northern heritage echo the user’s extremist worldview.

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