bobertkisser
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Openly shares intense emotions about their mental state in tweets like “everyday is just a continuous spiraling cycle and it will never end it never ends i dont know how much more i can take before i snap and fucking kill myself”.
- Creative: Invents dark, surreal scenarios and narratives, such as drawing explicit fanart in “i wish i wasnt mentally ill but if i wasnt i probably wouldn't be drawing rape porn of bobert and tobias from ficking the amazing world obngumball holy shit”.
- Humoristic: Uses exaggerated, over-the-top humor in posts like “some people do deserve to get bullied off the internet just because i personally dont like them” and “stawp molesting me 😂😂😂😂heyy 😂😂😂 I SAID STOP MOLESTING ME”.
- Aesthetic-Focused: Frequently comments on visuals and design, e.g. “idc if im being mean bro tthis shit is so fucking ugly im pissing mhself” and “I HATW THIS FKNG IMAGE”.
- Bold: Openly posts taboo and controversial ideas without self-censorship, like “bully x victim is the best thing that ever existed in this world” and “ITS NOT RAPE IF A GIRL DOES IT”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal-Ideation: Explicitly expresses desire to kill themself in “i dont know how much more i can take before i snap and fucking kill myself”.
- Violent-Fantasies: Describes murder scenarios and harm to family in “so first things first * * i killed my sister 1st cuz she was an easy target…” and “when being mentally ill makes me rape robots and kill my family”.
- Abusive-Language: Directs harsh insults at others, such as “COISA FEIA PUTA QUE PARIU AAPAGA TUA CONTA NI GHEM TE AMA” and “FINN YOU NEED TO DIE TODAY”.
- Rape-Fixation: Repeatedly references rape and molestation fantasies, e.g. “sssssometimes i think about tobiascest then i think about bobert then i think about gang rape” and “tobias tobias sto stop suoo srop rapng me tobias tobias”.
- Self-Destructive: Normalizes severe mental illness and harmful impulses, as in “i wish i wasnt mentally ill but if i wasnt i probably wouldn't be drawing rape porn…” and “when being mentally ill makes me rape robots and kill my family”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson, especially his edgier, more unhinged modern interpretations. Bart is impulsive, cruelly sarcastic, and often treats others as targets for mockery, similar to the way this user revels in bullying, as seen in “some people do deserve to get bullied off the internet just because i personally dont like them” and “idc if im being mean bro tthis shit is so fucking ugly im pissing mhself”. The fixation on violent, taboo thoughts and shock humor is also Bart-like taken to an extreme, reflected in posts such as “when being mentally ill makes me rape robots and kill my family” and the obviously fictional confession in “so first things first * * i killed my sister 1st cuz she was an easy target”. At the same time, there is clear emotional instability and self-destructive ideation, as in “everyday is just a continuous spiraling cycle and it will never end it never ends i dont know how much more i can take before i snap and fucking kill myself”, echoing the troubled, acting-out side of Bart that masks deeper issues. The fascination with bullying, transgression, and chaotic humor fits Bart far better than more stable characters such as Homer, Marge, or Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
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Some pickup lines for you
- You say everyday is a continuous spiraling cycle, but if it ends with us drawing cursed Bobert x Tobias fanart together at 3 a.m., I’m willing to spiral with you.
- You’re out here bullying ugly timelines off the internet, but your "i love you" tweet hit harder than any ratio — mind if I apply to be the victim in your favorite bully x victim dynamic?
- You insist Bobert would never top, but if we were a ship, I feel like we’d just keep fighting over who gets to fluster the other more.
- The way you go from "chapado pra caralho" to contemplating hamsters eating their own kids and then saying "eu sou normal" is insane… and somehow exactly my type of unhinged genius.
- You said watching your hamsters inspired intrusive thoughts, but your art and fucked-up humor kinda inspired me too — specifically to ask if I can be the one you say "i love you" to next time.
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Cartoon addict, chaotic artist, and overthinker. I draw weird robots, sip coffee at 2am, and once rewrote a whole comic because of one ugly panel.– @bobertkisser
Your signature cocktail
The Spiral Bobert Mind-Melt
This cocktail is strong and chaotic, built on overproof dark rum to mirror the unhinged, hyper-intense energy in posts like “everyday is just a continuous spiraling cycle and it will never end it never ends i dont know how much more i can take before i snap and fucking kill myself”. Cold brew coffee adds a jittery, insomniac bitterness, echoing the mentally frayed, overthinking vibe behind lines like “i wish i wasnt mentally ill but if i wasnt i probably wouldn't be drawing rape porn of bobert and tobias from ficking the amazing world obngumball holy shit”. Blackberry liqueur brings a dark sweetness for their obsessive, fandom-driven side, channeling the fixation in “tobias tobias sto stop suoo srop rapng me tobias tobias”. A sharp hit of fresh lime juice cuts through like their cruel, bullying humor and explosive insults in “some people do deserve to get bullied off the internet just because i personally dont like them”. The activated charcoal sugar rim makes the glass look as edgy and cursed as their brain, fitting the gleefully grotesque inspiration of “quando assistir meus hamsters comerem seus filhotes me inspira a comer meus próprios filhos tambem”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well-suited song is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish because it captures a mix of intrusive thoughts, self-loathing, and dark humor that runs through their tweets. The song’s themes of wanting to disappear and feeling trapped in a nightmarish mindspace mirror posts like “everyday is just a continuous spiraling cycle and it will never end it never ends i dont know how much more i can take before i snap and fucking kill myself”. Its eerie, horror-like imagery parallels their fascination with violent and disturbing scenarios, such as “so first things first * * i killed my sister 1st cuz she was an easy target, honestly, i just kept having those thoughts about murder and she was the easiest vicrim, plus, i could hide her body well * * .”. The song’s blending of vulnerability with morbid, shocking lines reflects how they joke about extreme topics, like “when being mentally ill makes me rape robots and kill my family” and “some people do deserve to get bullied off the internet just because i personally dont like them”. Overall, the track’s unsettling, obsessive tone aligns with their chaotic, mentally unwell persona and their fixation on violence and transgression.
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