Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses playful jokes and wordplay, like ranking Dutch Corinthians idols with jokes about Van Peta and G Magazine in “Memphis vai ter que comer muito arroz com feijão…”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for Corinthians, Twice, Park Jihyo, and pop culture in “Corinthians, Park Jihyo e o vampiro lestat…” and “Agora um mico : não ser fã do twice*”.
- Affectionate: Expresses care for friends and loved ones, like calling someone their favorite lesbian in “e quando eu tirava foto sozinho… minha sapatona favorita…” and being proud in “Sou oficialmente sogro!!!”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on self-image and feelings, like feeling judged by being asked about Punpun in “Um maluco no bar perguntou se eu já li punpun…” and joking about letting capitalism win in “Me mimei (deixei o capitalismo vencer”.
- Community-oriented: Engages others and builds in-jokes, such as uniting rival fans in “Hoje é 100% união flarinthians” and organizing a local event in “estarei organizando o primeiro cigarraço da região”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Shows quick, intense reactions like cursing Yuri Alberto and his family in “O tanto que xinguei o yuri alberto e 5 gerações da família dele…”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks harshly about themselves, as in “Pqp devo me odiar mto pra levantar essa hora” and hinting at wanting to ‘teach himself to die’ in “É, talvez eu precise mudar de cidade e me ensinar a morrer”.
- Emotionally-reactive: Tweets show strong mood swings, from intense football rage in “O tanto que xinguei o yuri alberto…” to emotional gaming reflections in “a história é tão linda… amar tanto alguém a ponto de virar o encosto dela”.
- Consumerist: Frequently fixates on buying things, like wanting specific clothes and items in “eu PRECISO ter essa jaqueta”, “Era só uma dessa na minha vida”, and admitting “deixei o capitalismo vencer” in “Me mimei”.
- Judgmental: Expresses harsh opinions about others, like asking God for “less dumb people” in “Deus pfv crie pessoas menos sonsas…” and mocking non-Twice fans in “Agora um mico : não ser fã do twice*”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user is most like Bart Simpson: chaotic, witty, and always ready to stir the pot while still clearly caring about their little worlds of fandom and friends. Their clowning, slightly menacing humor is very Bart-coded, like when they tease Palmeiras fans with “Alguma palmeirense precisando de apoio emocional essa noite?” and brag about unity in rivalry with “UMA VEZ FLARINTHIANS SEMPRE FLARINTHIANS”. The self-deprecating, dramatic side also fits Bart’s ‘sad clown’ streak, as in “É, talvez eu precise mudar de cidade e me ensinar a morrer”. Their pop‑culture obsession and memes, from K-pop to anime remakes like “POR FAVOR REMAKE DE GASHBELL E D GRAY MAN”, mirror Bart’s TV/game fixation. Even their bio, “escrevo torto por linhas retas,” matches Bart’s blend of apparent chaos with a weird, underlying emotional coherence—he looks like a troublemaker, but there’s heart and loyalty under the jokes.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): their timeline is highly social, playful, and interaction‑oriented, with references to friends, events, and public banter like “Alguma palmeirense precisando de apoio emocional essa noite?”, “Atenção amigos valadarenses, estarei organizando o primeiro cigarraço da região”, and posting photos with friends such as “Eu y minha bestie denise lima ai veyr”. They fit Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they enjoy quirky, imaginative takes, like the poetic bio “escrevo torto por linhas retas” and conceptual jokes about rankings and idols in “Memphis vai ter que comer muito arroz com feijão para despontar entre os ídolos holandeses do corinthians”, and existential musings such as “É, talvez eu precise mudar de cidade e me ensinar a morrer”. Their tone suggests Feeling (F): they’re emotionally expressive and value relationships and passions, evident in “Corinthians, Park Jihyo e o vampiro lestat de sam reid são meus maiores motivos de viver” and the tender reaction to a love story in a game: “Imagina amar tanto alguém a ponto de virar o encosto dela depois de morrer... 😭😭😭”. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): their tweets convey spontaneity, humor, and going with the flow rather than structured planning, e.g. impulsive self‑indulgence in “Me mimei (deixei o capitalismo vencer”, chaotic day energy in “Diazinho miserável (acabou de começar pqp”, and casual complaints about sleep and schedule like “Odeio não conseguir acordar tarde pqp”. Altogether, the energetic, emotionally rich, and spontaneous style is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Corinthians, Park Jihyo and Lestat are your biggest reasons to live — if I show up in a Corinthians jersey, blasting TWICE and reading Anne Rice, do I at least get an honorable mention on that list?
- Memphis still ‘has to eat a lot of rice and beans’ to be among the Dutch Corinthians idols, but I’m ready to put in the same effort just to earn a tiny spot among your favorite flarinthians.
- You saved your V-Bucks and started Banishers on vacation… would you also save a little time to let me be the ghost that haunts you lovingly instead of just another NPC in your mentions?
- If ‘not being a TWICE fan is the real embarrassment,’ then let me fix my life: we can watch a TWICE concert, gossip about Park Jihyo, and afterwards I’ll let you judge if I’ve finally reached non-mico status.
- Someone asked you if you’ve read Punpun and you felt offended—don’t worry, I don’t see Punpun when I look at you; I see a main character who writes crooked through straight lines and still somehow ends up right in my type.
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Corinthians devotee, Twice enthusiast & fiction hoarder. Once asked in a bar if I’d read Punpun—apparently I give off ‘existential manga’ energy.– @boechateado
Your signature cocktail
Flarinthians Ghost Highball
This cocktail starts with Brazilian cachaça to honor their Corinthians heart and chaotic bar stories, like when a stranger asked about Punpun and they wondered, “é essa a imagem que passo pras pessoas?”. Cold brew coffee keeps the energy on "diazinho miserável" mode, echoing waking up early and suffering through the day in “Pqp devo me odiar mto pra levantar essa hora”. A splash of cherry liqueur represents their soft, dramatic romantic side and love for beautifully tragic stories like in “Imagina amar tanto alguém a ponto de virar o encosto dela depois de morrer”. Sparkling citrus soda brings the playful, meme-y fizz of lines like “UMA VEZ FLARINTHIANS SEMPRE FLARINTHIANS” and their chaotic K‑pop stan energy in “Sou imitando fodase top 10 kpop 2025 100% atualizado”. Finally, a pinch of smoked salt adds bitterness and grit for the times they rage at football and life, such as “O tanto que xinguei o yuri alberto e 5 gerações da família dele não está escrito” and their darkly poetic vibe in “É, talvez eu precise mudar de cidade e me ensinar a morrer”. This is a strong, sparkling, slightly bitter-sweet drink: half stadium, half ghost story, fully boechateado.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a very Gryffindor mix of boldness, chaotic impulsiveness, and emotionally charged loyalty. Their football passion is intense and confrontational, for example when they say “O tanto que xinguei o yuri alberto e 5 gerações da família dele não está escrito”, which reflects the hot‑blooded, reactive temperament typical of Gryffindor. They also exhibit a proud, almost knightly loyalty to their club and its causes, as in “Hoje é 100% união flarinthians” and “UMA VEZ FLARINTHIANS SEMPRE FLARINTHIANS”, framing fandom as a permanent, identity-level allegiance. Their willingness to melodramatically drag themselves through hardship like “Pqp devo me odiar mto pra levantar essa hora” also fits Gryffindor’s tendency to throw themselves into things even when it hurts. There are hints of humor and creativity, but the dominant throughline is passionate, loud, and gutsy rather than cerebral or calculating, which aligns them most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Your song
Feel Special - TWICE
A well‑suited song for them is Feel Special by TWICE, because their timeline mixes chaos, humor, and sincere emotional undercurrents. They’re explicitly into TWICE, even calling not being a fan a “mico” in “Agora um mico : não ser fã do twice*”, so picking an anthem from that group fits their identity. The song’s theme of finding comfort and worth through the people and things you love mirrors how they talk about their passions, like “Corinthians, Park Jihyo e o vampiro lestat de sam reid são meus maiores motivos de viver”. There’s also a bittersweet, slightly dramatic streak in tweets such as “É, talvez eu precise mudar de cidade e me ensinar a morrer”, which matches the vulnerable side of Feel Special’s lyrics. At the same time, their playful, meme-y style in posts like “Sou imitando fodase top 10 kpop 2025 100% atualizado” fits the upbeat, shiny pop energy of the song, making it a strong overall match.
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