BoerHindoe
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Historically Passionate: His posts about family history and South Africa's landscapes ('The trek west begins') show his love for exploring and preserving the past.
- Resourceful: Fixing a broken organ ('I found a 60s Yamaha Organ at a charity shop') demonstrates his ability to tackle challenges creatively.
- Philosophical: His reflection on Providence ('Sometimes, your greatest mistakes and flaws can be used for Providence') reveals deep spiritual and moral thinking.
- Entrepreneurial: Proposing a tour guide business with his cousin ('My cousin and I want to start a business') showcases his initiative and ambition.
- Fitness-Oriented: His goal to do 100 situps daily ('My goal this year is to try and work up to 100 situps everyday') reflects his dedication to physical health.
Weaknesses:
- Provocative: His critiques of the ANC ('The ethnonationalist gangster regime') may alienate some audiences due to their strong tone.
- Idealistic: His push for pre-Enlightenment democracy ('pushing for pre Enlightenment style democracy') may seem impractical in modern contexts.
- Confrontational: Engaging in debates with Bantu nationalists ('I sometimes will have a short back and forth') could lead to unnecessary conflicts.
- Rigid: His firm stance on corporal punishment ('corporal punishment is a necessary part of a good upbringing') may be divisive.
- Distrustful: His caution towards enemies ('Never underestimate the capacity of a constantly weakening enemy') suggests a tendency to mistrust others.
Your Simpsons character
Abe Simpson
Šuppiluliuma shares Abe Simpson's love for storytelling and history. His posts about his ancestors ('The train track my great grandfather layed') mirror Abe's tendency to recount family tales. His strong opinions on politics ('The ANC Race Marxist fears Boer Archaeo Futurism') align with Abe's cantankerous yet insightful commentary. Like Abe, Šuppiluliuma blends wisdom with quirky anecdotes, such as fixing an organ ('I found a 60s Yamaha Organ at a charity shop'). Both are deeply rooted in their identities and values.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTJ
Šuppiluliuma embodies ISTJ: introverted, sensing, thinking, judging. His introversion is evident in his reflective posts ('Sometimes, your greatest mistakes and flaws can be used for Providence'). His sensing side shows in his appreciation for South Africa's landscapes ('The West Coast is lovely') and historical details ('The train track my great grandfather layed'). His thinking side drives his logical critiques ('An issue with absolutely free market liberalism'). His judging nature is clear in his structured goals ('My goal this year is to try and work up to 100 situps everyday'). He values tradition, order, and practicality.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a broken organ? Because I’d spend hours fixing you just to hear your melody.
- You must be the Karoo, because I can’t quite define where my heart ends and yours begins.
- Are you a citrus fruit? Because you’re sweet, sour, and absolutely irresistible like a naartjie.
- Are you a train track? Because I’d follow you anywhere, just like your great-grandfather’s legacy.
- You must be a West Coast sunset, because you light up my world in the most breathtaking way.
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Historian-in-training | Afrikaner rooted in Kaapland | Musician, distributist, and monarchist | Exploring South Africa’s landscapes and history | Fixing old organs and dreaming of Balkanization | DM for civil discussions!– @BoerHindoe
Your signature cocktail
Karoo Sunset
The 'Karoo Sunset' captures Šuppiluliuma’s essence with rooibos tea for his South African roots, orange juice for the naartjie he loves ('One of my favourite etymologies'), and honey for his sweet yet sharp personality. Whiskey reflects his strong opinions ('Replace extracurricular activities...'), while ice cubes symbolize his cool-headed approach to debates ('Groupchat for civil discussions'). It’s a drink as rich and layered as his worldview.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Šuppiluliuma fits Hufflepuff due to his loyalty to family and heritage. His posts about his ancestors ('And there we have it. The train track my great grandfather layed') showcase his deep familial ties. His hardworking nature ('My goal this year is to try and work up to 100 situps everyday') aligns with Hufflepuff's dedication. His appreciation for South Africa's landscapes and history ('The West Coast is lovely') reflects their love for nature and community. While he has strong opinions, his focus on self-improvement and civil discussions ('Groupchat for civil discussions') fits Hufflepuff's values.
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We Shall Overcome - Pete Seeger
Šuppiluliuma's belief in self-determination ('Freedom will come to the southern tip of Africa') aligns with the song's themes of resilience and hope. His posts about historical struggles ('For freedom, we sacrificed everything') resonate with its call for justice. His advocacy for civil discussions ('Groupchat for civil discussions') reflects the song's emphasis on unity. It's an anthem for his vision of a better future.
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