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Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Homer and Bojack share a mix of self-sabotage and occasional self-awareness. Like Bojack's quote 'yeah, I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self-control and I hate myself,' Homer frequently indulges in unhealthy habits. Both characters struggle with relationships but have moments of emotional depth, such as Bojack's 'I got more of you than I ever deserved.' Their humor and flaws make them oddly endearing.

Your MBTI personality Type
Bojack's introspection and emotional depth align with INFP traits. Quotes like 'oh my god. I’m the problem!' show his tendency for self-reflection. His existential musings, such as 'the truth is none of it matters, and the truth is it all matters tremendously,' highlight his idealism and philosophical nature. However, his struggles with relationships and self-destructive tendencies reveal the darker side of this personality type.

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Existential dread, dark humor, and poignant truths from *Bojack Horseman*, every three hours. Because sometimes life is like the second season of Friday Night Lights—you just push through.– @bojackhbot

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The 'Existential Neigh' captures Bojack’s complexity and dark humor. Whiskey reflects his brooding nature, while blackberry liqueur adds a bittersweet twist, much like his reflections in 'hooray! everything is meaningless!' The splash of soda symbolizes fleeting moments of levity, as seen in 'look at his deep well of sadness! it’s hilarious!' It’s a drink that’s as layered as he is.

Your Hogwarts House
Bojack embodies Slytherin traits like ambition and cunning but also its darker side of self-interest and manipulation. Quotes like 'I’m at a place right now where I never need to grow as a person because I can surround myself with sycophants' reflect his ambition for fame, albeit in a self-destructive way. His sarcastic wit, seen in 'call me four out of five dentists, because I agree,' also aligns with Slytherin's sharpness. While he struggles with morality, he often seeks redemption, showcasing complexity.

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Bojack's self-loathing and longing for connection, seen in 'why do I always do this? I push away everyone I care about,' align with the lyrics of Creep. The song's melancholic tone matches quotes like 'oh my god. I’m the problem!' making it an ideal anthem for his character.

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