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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson embodies a politically aware and socially conscious personality, much like @Bokononisme. Her character often challenges societal norms and expresses strong views on issues, reflecting traits seen in tweets like, "What you need to understand about politics and seeming failure of democracy in the third world is that a concerning number of 'the average people' likes every single dictator out there and think both Hitler and Stalin were good and led their people to greatness." Lisa's commitment to justice and equality resonates with the user's bio as a 'Social Fascist' and their thoughts on key political figures. Furthermore, traits of intellectual curiosity and a tendency to debunk societal myths are mirrored in Lisa's character, especially in tweets like, "I genuinely can't decide what is the worst part of this..." This portrays a depth of consideration for global issues that parallels Lisa's own thoughtful nature.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows introverted communication, focusing on internal analysis rather than social interaction, e.g., "I think I'd be more concerned about the reports from escapees that the performers are starved...". Their content is highly abstract and future‑oriented, such as "Real Soviet Democracy has never been tried, except in this one place. Welcome to European Union!" and the alternate‑history claim about the Basque Country winning the space race. Decision‑making is driven by logical, utilitarian reasoning, illustrated by "I'm in favor of disenfranchising the elderly because they will not survive to experience the consequence of their votes". Finally, they exhibit a structured, planning mindset, evident in statements like "I like how my timeline now show only posts with 0‑5 likes by randos I don't know, and everyone at my mute list".

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History nerd, gamer & hat collector—still hunting a Pakol. Co-manager @SanacjaPosting. Curious about geopolitics, memes, obscure trivia.– @Bokononisme

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Like the chaotic mix of cultures in their timeline, this cocktail blends Polish Zubrówka, smoky mezcal, Bermuda rum, and a splash of blood‑orange liqueur, echoing their love for obscure headwear ("My drawer's hat section consist of a santa hat and a Kazakh cap"). The bitter herb notes recall their fascination with old‑school far‑right philosophy ("I have begrudging respect to old school early cold war far right…"). A dash of hot sauce adds the fiery edge of their “Social Fascist🌹” identity in the bio. The final garnish of a tiny flag‑like stirrer nods to the “Five Races Under One Union” flag tweet. This drink is as provocative and contradictory as their timeline, where they proclaim "Real Soviet Democracy has never been tried, except in this one place. Welcome to European Union!"

Your Hogwarts House
The user's self‑identification as a “Social Fascist” and their repeated calls for radical political restructuring (e.g., "Real Soviet Democracy has never been tried, except in this one place. Welcome to European Union!") reveal a strong ambition to reshape power structures. They advocate manipulative policies such as "I'm in favor of disenfranchising the elderly because they will not survive to experience the consequence of their votes," showing a willingness to use cunning means to achieve goals. Their ruthless rhetoric ("We will hang you just like Streicher eventually") further underscores a willingness to pursue power without regard for morality. These traits align with Slytherin’s values of ambition, resourcefulness, and a desire for control.

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The user's self-description as a "Social Fascist" and their glorification of authoritarian figures - e.g., "Replace Stalin with anyone else and you got my ideology" - mirrors the devil's unapologetic presence at historic atrocities described in the song. Their tweet "I have begrudging respect to old school early cold war far right..." shows a fascination with dark, violent history, just as the lyrics recount the devil's role in wars and murders. Lines like "We will hang you just like Streicher eventually" echo the song's chorus that invites listeners to "Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name." The track's narrative of the devil witnessing events such as the crucifixion, war, and tyrannical rule aligns with the user's repeated references to dictators and extremist ideologies. Thus, "Sympathy for the Devil" captures the user's provocative, nihilistic worldview.

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