Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Expresses strong love and appreciation for friends, e.g. birthday messages to Dora and the 'incelctor' friend in “no onibus com 8% de bateria feliz aniversario minha dora eu te amo tanto…” and “feliz aniversario para o meu incelctor 3 mil…”.
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, like calling themselves 'the autistic friend' in “being the autistic friend is so funny” and joking about horny fight scenarios in “acho q o jeremy jamais colocaria a mao no kevin mas sinto q se um dia eles saissem na porrada os dois iam ficar de pinto duro…”.
- Loyal: Defends favorite characters/ships passionately, as in “a parte que eu mais odeio no aftgtwt é essa… Jean Moreau jamais faria isso amor se manque” and repeatedly celebrating ‘amores eternos’ in “amores eternos.”.
- Self‑aware: Shows insight into their own behavior, like acknowledging their online reputation in “a minha fama terrível cara” and feeling awkward about English in “me sinto um asno opinando em inglês cara”.
- Emotionally‑expressive: Openly shares intense feelings, from happiness to stress, e.g. “SOU TAO FELIZ” and venting about getting stressed with long audio rants in “nao aguento eu e marianjo mandando áudios cada vez mais longos…”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive‑reactive: Quickly calls for strong responses, like “derrubem essa conta” and reacting with 'lets put them down' in “lets put them down”.
- Conflict‑oriented: Leans into drama and antagonism, e.g. mocking 'povo mentiroso' in “horrivel a experiencia de ver ste e marianjo na tml… povo mentiroso demais slk” and describing people as needing to 'se tratar urgentemente' in “gente vcs precisam se tratar urgentemente”.
- Vulgar: Frequently uses explicit sexual language, such as “queria ver o cu deles piscante” and “keremy websexo keremy sexting keremy gozophone”, which can alienate some audiences.
- Overattached‑fandom: Invests very heavily in ships and fandom drama, e.g. constant keremy/kevjean focus like “ta rindo pq jerejean eh corno ? … tem planos, sonhos” and being 'sentindo um shift pro lado de keremy' in “sentindo um shift pro lado de keremy esses dias”.
- Self‑negating: Talks about themselves harshly, e.g. “me sinto um asno opinando em inglês cara” and extreme phrasing about wanting to 'mmtar' from saudade in “do nada me deu uma saudade de brendinha vou mmtar”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a hyper-verbal, intensely online nerd with very specific fixations, which is very Lisa-coded. Like Lisa with jazz and obscure books, they latch onto niche media and ships and analyze them to death, from AFTG ships like KevJea/Keremy to comments like “é tao engraçado (pra nao dizer irritante) quando tem um personagem famoso q é claramente autista...”, showing the same mix of critical thinking and moral frustration Lisa has. They also openly identify with being autistic and joke about it in a self-aware way (“being the autistic friend is so funny”), which fits Lisa’s canon neurodivergent-coded, overthinking energy. At the same time, they’re deeply sentimental about friends and relationships, writing long, emotional messages like “feliz aniversario minha dora eu te amo tanto... vc é uma das pessoas mais interessantes q eu ja conheci I can't believe ur my friend”, which mirrors Lisa’s intense loyalty and big feelings. Even their mix of righteous indignation and fandom ranting, like “a parte que eu mais odeio no aftgtwt é essa quando as fas começam a criar fake news...”, feels exactly like Lisa giving a passionate speech about something only she seems to care about as much.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as clearly Extraverted: they’re very outwardly expressive, constantly interacting with friends and mutuals, telling stories about social life and work, e.g. joking about being on the bus with 8% battery to send a birthday message to a friend in “no onibus com 8% de bateria feliz aniversario minha dora…”, and posting about voice messages with friends in “nao aguento eu e marianjo mandando áudios cada vez mais longos…”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they live in fandom headcanons, meta, and hypotheticals rather than concrete details, like spinning elaborate what-if scenarios in “nunca esqueço aquele tweet de kerejean juntos onde o jeremy começa a ficar paranoico…” and reflecting on portrayals of autistic characters in “é tao engraçado (pra nao dizer irritante) quando tem um personagem famoso q é claramente autista…”. They lean Feeling over Thinking: even when they’re critical, it’s grounded in emotional values and loyalty to characters/friends, e.g. defending Jean in “Jean Moreau jamais faria isso amor se manque” and writing very affectionate posts to friends like “feliz aniversario para o meu incelctor… eu te amo muito…”. Finally, they read as Perceiving: their timeline is chaotic, spontaneous and playful, bouncing between topics (music, ships, work, inside jokes) with little sign of rigid planning, as seen in the sudden mood shifts from “preciso ganhar 5 milhões ate fevereiro” to excited hyperfixation in “sentindo um shift pro lado de keremy esses dias”. Overall, the energetic social engagement, imaginative fandom focus, emotional intensity, and flexible, impulsive posting style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep asking “But what about Kevin Day, guys?” and I’m over here like: what about us day? When do I get to be the next delusional ship in your timeline?
- You said being the autistic friend is funny — lucky for you I info-dump like Jeremy Knox about Kevjean, so if you date me it’s basically bonus director’s commentary on all your ships.
- You tweeted that if Jeremy and Kevin ever fought they’d end up awkward and turned on… I think if we ever argued it’d just end with us accidentally planning a date and never speaking of it again.
- You live off moments, carry a grumpy bear to São Paulo so your friend won’t be sad, and write birthday threads on 8% battery — I don’t need fanfic, you already sound like my favorite canon love interest.
- You begged for a Kandreil fic that would change your life; I can’t write one, but I can offer myself as the self‑insert love interest who shows up halfway through your aftgtwt saga and never leaves.
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Autistic media analyst, AFTG enjoyer & chronic ship theorist. Once brought a grumpy bear to São Paulo just to keep a friend from being sad.– @bokutismo
Your signature cocktail
Keremy Knox-Out
This cocktail is loud, chaotic and a little unhinged, just like their timeline full of ships and yelling about Jeremy Knox, as seen in “sorriso diabólico todos deveriam amar jeremy knox” and “his jeremy knox slay”. The spicy cachaça stands in for their intense, occasionally feral passion when they tweet things like “queria ver o cu deles piscante” and go feral over ships. Blue curaçao nods to the whole #inimigaAzul / blue vibe and their dramatic friend lore in “nao gente eu levando meu grumpy bear PRA SAO PAULO pra nana nao ficar triste E ELA ME FAZENDO BAIT #inimigaAzul”. Guava juice adds sweetness for the way they gush over friends and call them “amores eternos” in “amores eternos.” and heartfelt birthday threads like “feliz aniversario para o meu incelctor 3 mil… eu te amo muito”. Sparkling lime soda gives a tart, fizzy kick that matches their sharp, unfiltered commentary on fandom drama in “a parte que eu mais odeio no aftgtwt é essa… Jean Moreau jamais faria isso amor se manque”. Finally, edible glitter is the chaotic autistic sparkle energy of tweets like “being the autistic friend is so funny” and their proud self-love in “gente eu sei me curtir cara”, making the drink look as extra as their ship threads feel.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center their relationships and devotion to friends, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, they write a heartfelt birthday message on low phone battery about listening during the “GRANDE TRAGEDIA” and tolerating endless Jeremy talk: “feliz aniversario minha dora eu te amo tanto obg por ter me escutado aquela vez na GRANDE TRAGEDIA e obg por me aguentar enchendo seu saco com o jeremy. vc é uma das pessoas mais interessantes q eu ja conheci I can't believe ur my friend”. They also celebrate another friend in a similarly affectionate way, calling him “one of the best friends someone could have” and joking that they “invoked” and never let him go: “feliz aniversario para o meu incelctor 3 mil ... eu te amo muito as pessoas precisam saber q vc é o maior viado do planeta e um dos melhores amigos q alguem poderia ter”. Their timeline is full of caring social dynamics—joking about protecting or supporting friends and mutuals, like bringing their grumpy bear to São Paulo so Nana doesn’t get sad: “nao gente eu levando meu grumpy bear PRA SAO PAULO pra nana nao ficar triste”. Even when annoyed at fandom discourse, their frustration is rooted in fairness and defending characters from unfair misrepresentation, as in: “a parte que eu mais odeio no aftgtwt é essa quando as fas começam a criar fake news só pra manchar a imagem dos ships. Jean Moreau jamais faria isso amor se manque”. The through-line across their posts is loyalty, emotional warmth, and a strong sense of sticking by people and things they care about—classic Hufflepuff traits outweighing any secondary house tendencies.
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Your song
I Wanna Get Better - Bleachers
A high-energy, emotionally chaotic song like I Wanna Get Better fits them because they live loudly in their feelings, jumping from joy to drama to affection the way the song swings between manic verses and cathartic chorus. They’re constantly narrating emotional disasters and inside jokes with friends, like when they mention “no onibus com 8% de bateria feliz aniversario minha dora eu te amo tanto obg por ter me escutado aquela vez na GRANDE TRAGEDIA”, which feels very ‘my life is a mess but my people keep me going.’ Their timeline is full of obsessive, hyperfixation energy toward ships and characters, from “vou falar algo muito original nunca dito antes Mas e o kevin day hein gente ?” to “being the autistic friend is so funny”, mirroring the song’s self-aware chaos. The song’s theme of trying to make sense of yourself while clinging to the things and people you love resonates with tweets like “eu te amo pra sempre” and their ride-or-die affection for friends and comfort characters. Overall, it captures their mix of emotional intensity, humor, and the sense of constantly spiraling but still choosing love and fandom as an anchor.
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