Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically-engaged: Frequently comments on politics and ideology, e.g. criticism of Kast and far-right figures in “PORFAVOR DIOS SE QUE HE SIDO UNA PERRA TODO ESTE AÑO PERO PORFAVOR DERRIBA A JOSE ANTONIO KAST” and “QUE PASÓ CON EL CHILE WOKE QUE AMABA”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and absurd jokes, like “cuando cumples 23 te amputan las piernas just so you know spread the word” and football + JoJo mashup in “jonathan: cobreloa joseph: santiago wanderers ... jodio: colo colo”.
- Passionate: Expresses intense emotion about football, politics, and culture, seen in “vayanse todos a la mierda conchetumare” and reactions to Colo Colo in “SE VA ESTEBAN PÁVEZ CONCHETUMARE”.
- Culturally-aware: References bands, anime, and series (Faith No More, JoJo, Shameless, SBR) like “RINGO ROADAGAIN WEKAPIPO DR FERDINAND OYECOMOVA ANIMADOS LA VIDA ES BUENA” and “mi tipo es exactamente supriya ganesh y lo que sea q es kevin ball en la primera temporada de shameless”.
- Self-aware: Acknowledges personal habits and feelings openly, such as smoking worries in “estoy urgidisima se me hizo un habito fumar todos los días y ahora estoy así intentando no fumar” and academic frustration in “ese sentimiento de no recibir ningún reconocimiento aún cuando tuve excelencia académica”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive-language: Uses harsh insults toward others, e.g. “callate mononeuronal culiao” and “pa ser kpoper y facha teni q tener 2 neuronas y el cerebro liso materia gris no incluida”.
- Violent-rhetoric: Invokes or jokes about violence, as in “hagan las cosas bien, maten a jose antonio kast y serán reencarnados en una hermosa flor de loto” and “nos vemos? @FPMR 😆”.
- Self-destructive-talk: Tweets include suicidal phrasing like “we should all kill ourselves”, suggesting harmful ways of expressing distress.
- Impulsive-expression: Posts raw emotional outbursts in the moment, such as “no puede ser que sea la unica weona llorando de rabia sola en mi piez” and “estoy tiritando”.
- Bridge-burning: Displays very absolute rejection of others (hard blocks, insults), e.g. “HARD BLOCK POR AWEONAO Y APOLOGISTA DE NAZIS” and “estúpido conchetumare fuera de mi club facho culiao malo encima”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user is closest to Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, politically loud, and constantly trolling. Their bio, “me gusta tirar la piedra y esconder la mano,” is pure Bart energy: cause trouble, then dodge consequences. They roast people and institutions with gleeful aggression, like calling someone a “mononeuronal culiao” in “callate mononeuronal culiao” and yelling “SON TODOS WEONES” during a match, which mirrors Bart’s love of insults and mockery. They mix dark humor and over-the-top reactions, as in “we should all kill ourselves” and “me voy arrancar los ojos ctm”, much like Bart’s dramatic, nihilistic teenage attitude. At the same time, their passion for football/Colo Colo and politics in tweets like “Si eres colo colino y votaste kast directamente te pasaste la lucha de carlos caszely y david arellano por el hoyo” shows a stubborn, rebellious moral code—exactly how Bart often hides real principles under a layer of mischief.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly engage with others, react live to matches and politics, and openly seek interaction, e.g. asking “oe teni lastfm” in “oe teni lastfm” and joking about being tagged in place of an AI in “etiquetenme a mi en vez de grok”. Their style shows Intuition (N): they jump quickly to big-picture takes and symbolism—political identity of clubs in “que los jugadores de CC no tengan idea de la postura politica del club debería ser un tema de estudio porque me parece casi imposible que no sepan por que club juegan”, exaggerated future timelines like “calera = incivilizados ajenos a la evolución quillota = viviendo en los años 3000”, and surreal humor like “cuando cumples 23 te amputan las piernas just so you know spread the word”. They appear strongly Feeling (F): their judgments are emotionally and morally charged, especially in politics and football, calling out people as “facho” and “apologista de nazis” in “HARD BLOCK POR AWEONAO Y APOLOGISTA DE NAZIS” and framing voting choices as betraying historical struggle in “Si eres colo colino y votaste kast directamente te pasaste la lucha de carlos caszely y david arellano por el hoyo”. Their tone is blunt and intense but rooted in values and personal hurt, like the despair in “no puede ser que sea la unica weona llorando de rabia sola en mi piez” and “vayanse todos a la mierda conchetumare”. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): they tweet about spiraling, procrastination, and habits rather than structured plans—e.g. struggling to stop smoking in “estoy urgidisima se me hizo un habito fumar todos los días y ahora estoy así intentando no fumar” and impulsive resolutions like “este 2026 voy a ser theclashmaxxing y punkmaxx”. Their spontaneous, reactive, emotionally expressive, and big-picture style best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your type is ‘Supriya Ganesh + Kevin Ball S1’ — statistically speaking that means you’re legally required to give at least one chance to a weon who’s more loyal than Kevin and more obsessed than you are with SBR in March.
- You’re out here planning to TheClashmaxxing and punkmaxx in 2026; if you need someone to help you burn ‘King Nothing’ on repeat and complain about the heat like that ‘LA CALOR’ tweet, I volunteer as your sweaty sidekick.
- As a fellow JoJo enjoyer who also screamed internally when Caesar didn’t listen to Joseph and when Rohan trusted Jodio with roca volcánica, I promise I’d listen to you religiously and only trust you with the important stuff: my heart and my Spotify queue.
- You, excellence académica sin reconocimiento; me, a humble admirer. If the colegio didn’t clap when you walked, I can at least make sure you get the standing ovation every time you walk into my life (Colo Colo shirt optional but encouraged).
- You said ‘me gusta tirar la piedra y esconder la mano’ and also threatened to hard block aweonaos apologizing for nazis; I’m just trying to be the exception — the stone you throw once, miss on purpose, and then decide to keep around like a good-luck charm from Quillota 3000.
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Quillota-based football ranter & music enjoyer. Survived PSU, still mad about politics. Once spiraled into madness until Amar Azul came on shuffle.– @bolasconzzz
Your signature cocktail
Marmota Molotov Woke-tail
This cocktail is loud, political, and slightly unhinged in the best way—just like someone who prays for a candidate to be ‘derrito’ and then escalates to “hagan las cosas bien, maten a jose antonio kast y serán reencarnados en una hermosa flor de loto”. The mezcal with chili is the straight-up aggression and chileanidad of “vayanse todos a la mierda conchetumare” and “callate mononeuronal culiao”. Grapefruit juice adds a sour, slightly bitter edge for the spiraling mood swings of “no puede ser que sea la unica weona llorando de rabia sola en mi piez” and their struggle with habits in “estoy urgidisima se me hizo un habito fumar todos los días y ahora estoy así intentando no fumar”. The smoky lapsang syrup is for the late-night metal/punk brainrot of things like “quemando king nothing a propósito” and “disco del suicidio y condenamiento” vibes (“disco del suicidio y condenamiento”). A splash of blue curaçao nods to their Amar Azul breakdown in “sin tu amor de amar azul ??? gracias supongo 😭😭😭😭”, turning all that melodrama into neon party energy. Finally, the sea salt rim with merkén is the Quillota/Colo Colo, tierra-y-cancha touch, seasoning the whole chaos with the local pride of “quillota chile” and the hincha furia of “Si eres colo colino y votaste kast directamente te pasaste la lucha de carlos caszely y david arellano por el hoyo”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user is loud, confrontational, and driven by a strong sense of justice, which are core Gryffindor traits. They repeatedly call out fascism and nazism in very direct, fearless language, e.g. “HARD BLOCK POR AWEONAO Y APOLOGISTA DE NAZIS” and “comunidad judia felicita a un nazi”, and openly rage at Kast and his supporters in tweets like “estúpido conchetumare fuera de mi club facho culiao malo encima” and “Si eres colo colino y votaste kast directamente te pasaste la lucha de carlos caszely y david arellano por el hoyo”. The intensity and impulsiveness of their reactions to politics and football—such as “vayanse todos a la mierda conchetumare” and “SE VA ESTEBAN PÁVEZ CONCHETUMARE”—suggest someone who leads with emotion and courage rather than calculation or diplomacy. Their bio, “me gusta tirar la piedra y esconder la mano,” and tweets like “callate mononeuronal culiao” show a willingness to pick fights and take stands, even if it causes drama. While they have wit and some self-deprecation, the dominant pattern is combative idealism and a readiness to go to war (verbally) for their beliefs, which fits Gryffindor more than the other houses.
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I Wanna Be Sedated - Ramones
A chaotic, punk-spirited anthem like I Wanna Be Sedated fits them perfectly: they swing between rage, exhaustion, and absurd humor. Their bio, “me gusta tirar la piedra y esconder la mano,” already screams agent of chaos, which matches the song’s manic, burned‑out energy. They openly spiral and joke about it, like when they say they were “literally spiraling into madness escuchando musica” and then get whiplash from a random cumbia hit in shuffle. There’s also a constant undercurrent of political and football fury — from “vayanse todos a la mierda conchetumare” to “SON TODOS WEONES” — that feels like someone who’s permanently overstimulated and one annoyance away from exploding. Even their ambitions for the year, “this 2026 voy a ser theclashmaxxing and punkmaxx,” line up with the raw, fast, no‑bullshit spirit of this song.
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