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Like Lisa, the user is intensely intellectual, politically active, and passionate about global causes such as 'Eurofederalism' and 'Liberal Globalism'. They possess a cierto sense of superiority regarding their knowledge, seen when they critique others' intelligence, stating, "Anyone with above room temperature IQ can realize that the human body is NOT a Closed System". Both share an idealistic vision for the future, with the user even writing 'essays' on complex topics like "HYPERSTITION, ONTOLOGICAL PROPAGANDA, AND HOW TO ACHIEVE GLOBAL UNIFICATION IRL". Their commitment to específica ideologies and their tendency to lecture others on world affairs mirrors Lisa's अक्सर-misunderstood activism.

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Bolcaniche_ exhibits traits of an ENTP (Extroverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Perceiving) through their highly vocal, provocative, and intellectually explorative presence. They display Extroversion by actively managing several social media accounts and engaging in constant public discourse. Their Intuition is evident in their fascination with "hyperstition," described as "a cultural or narrative fiction that becomes real by being massively believed", and their interest in complex geopolitical theories. Their Thinking preference shows in their logical (and often blunt) debunking of arguments regarding life extension, where they criticize others as "stupid" for lack of scientific rigor. Finally, their Perceiving nature is reflected in their meme-heavy, ironic posting style and their ability to jump between diverse topics like Hearts of Iron IV mods and global federalism.

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Strategizing the future of global unity. I map out geopolitical shifts, analyze international relations, and manage @Inter_Obs_TFR. Ask me about my TFR memes.– @bolcaniche_

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This cocktail captures the 'Ultravisionary' spirit of a user who believes “hyperstition refers to how a collective belief in something alone can make it real”. The blue base pays homage to his “Eurofederalist” roots, while the smoky notes toast to the “MUST DESTROY RUSSIA” sentiment. The edible cricket garnish is a playful nod to his favorite “Santa Klaus Schwab” memes, ensuring you'll 'own nothing and be happy' while you drink it. Finally, it's served in a “Gunter Fehlinger cup” to truly achieve peak geopolitical aesthetic.

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Bolcaniche exhibits the classic Slytherin trait of using unconventional methods and 'cunning' to achieve grand, ambitious goals. He openly admits to using “ontological propaganda” and 'hyperstition' as a “superweapon” to manipulate public perception and 'achieve global unification.' His self-described “egocracy (dictatorship with ME in charge)” reflects a high level of ambition and a desire for leadership and control. Furthermore, his strategic approach to geopolitics, such as wanting to “mess with the Monroe Doctrine” to export European systems, demonstrates a resourceful and calculated mindset focused on power dynamics.

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As a self-described “Liberal Globalist”, @bolcaniche_ is obsessed with international cooperation and the expansion of supranational entities like the EU. Their posts frequently advocate for “Global Unification IRL” and the export of “the european supranational governance system to the rest of the world”. The repetitive, hypnotic nature of Around the World mirrors their relentless drive to promote a borderless, globalized society through 'ontological propaganda.' Furthermore, their interest in the 'metaverse' and future technologies aligns with the song's robotic, futuristic electronic sound.

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