Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational jokes like “nao durmo desde o ano passado kkkkkkkkkk” and ironic captions such as “pov vc acessou a camera de segurança da cozinha do kfc”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for interests like horse racing and F1, e.g. “PQP QUE CORRIDA FODA” and “MAX VERSTAPPEN EU TE AMO”.
- Politically-aware: Engages with political topics and criticizes misinformation in tweets like “a ignorância política é uma das principais causas dos conflitos sociais atuais” and “esse tipo de post me irrita muito… COMO CARALHOS TEM TANTA GENTE COMPLETAMENTE BURRA AO NIVEL DE ACREDITAR”.
- Honest: Expresses opinions directly even when unpopular, such as criticizing Stranger Things in “o ultimo ep de stranger things é simplesmente a PIOR coisa que eu ja assisti” and calling out PETA in “a PETA é a organização mais nojenta e desgraçada do mundo”.
- Curious: Shows interest in learning and reflecting, as in “a lua é um negocio muito foda ne pq tipo essa porra ta la na pqp mas é literalmente um pedaço da terra” and commentary on biblical vs modern Israel in “a galera tem q entender q Israel da biblia não é a mesma Israel da atualidade”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive-language: Frequently uses hostile phrasing like “eu vou tacar uma bomba no detran” and “EU AMO VER IDIOTA SE FODENDO”.
- Elitist-attitude: Displays superiority over others, e.g. “eu tenho certeza que sou mais inteligente que todo mundo” and generalized “gente burra”.
- Pessimistic: Expresses extreme hopelessness about the world in tweets like “esse país é o inferno na Terra” and “eu espero que nessa virada de ano tudo entre em combustão espontânea e exploda”.
- Insult-prone: Resorts to personal attacks such as “o yuki… pqp que cara inútil” and calling people “idiota” or “completamente burra” in this critique of viral posts.
- Self-neglectful: Jokes about unhealthy habits that may reflect poor self‑care, like “38h acordado e sem sinal de querer ir dormir é isso que eu chamo de ser saudável” and “nao tomo banho desde o ano passado 😂😂😂”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, and funny, but also sharper and more observant than he first appears. The timeline is full of gleeful mockery and over-the-top reactions like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and “eu vou tacar uma bomba no detran”, which reads very much like Bart’s prankster energy dialed up with Brazilian Twitter slang. There’s open contempt for authority and institutions, as in “Tempo pra capturarem o Lázaro... Esse país é o inferno na Terra” and the constant roasting of politicians and bureaucracy, echoing Bart’s instinct to ridicule the adult world. At the same time, he shows passionate obsessions—Formula 1, horses, Coritiba, the moon, even a specific mouse—similar to Bart’s all‑in enthusiasm for skateboarding, Krusty, and whatever he currently loves, e.g. “eu amo cavalos eu quero um cavalo eu preciso de um cavalo eu nao posso morrer antes de ter um cavalo” and “MAX VERSTAPPEN EU TE AMO”. There’s also a self-aware arrogance and trolling tone—“é muito doido pensar que, independente da quantidade de gente q tem ali, eu tenho certeza que sou mais inteligente que todo mundo”—that fits Bart’s cocky persona. Overall, the mix of sarcasm, dark humor, rebellion, and surprisingly clear opinions about politics and society makes this account read like an older, very-online Bart Simpson from Curitiba.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean slightly introvert: although outspoken online, most tweets are observational or about solo interests (racing, astronomy, gaming), and there’s little about big friend groups or partying; for example, they joke about massive sleep deprivation and bike rides alone in “dica do dia nao saia andar 30km de bike num sol de 30 graus sem comer” rather than social events. They show strong intuition (N) with a love for big-picture concepts and abstractions, like reflecting on cosmic insignificance in “eu amo ter esses choques de realidade semanais sobre a nossa insignificância” and wondering about the Moon as a piece of Earth in “a lua é um negocio muito foda ne pq tipo essa porra ta la na pqp mas é literalmente um pedaço da terra”. Their style is clearly thinking (T): they argue in a blunt, logical way about politics and rules, e.g. “sim, o carro é seu, mas sabe o que que você tem que fazer pra continuar assim? seguir a lei… eu realmente não consigo entender quem faz coisa ilegal e depois reclama quando se fode” and criticize misinformation in “esse tipo de post me irrita muito… COMO CARALHOS TEM TANTA GENTE COMPLETAMENTE BURRA AO NIVEL DE ACREDITAR NUMA PORRA DESSAS”. They seem more perceiving (P) than judging: their life appears chaotic and spontaneous, with extreme sleep patterns like “38h acordado e sem sinal de querer ir dormir é isso que eu chamo de ser saudável”, last‑minute reactions to races in “PQP QUE CORRIDA FODA”, and no evidence of rigid planning or structured routines. Overall, the combination of abstract curiosity, sharp logical analysis, irreverent humor, and laid‑back disorganization fits INTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If the eclipse comes first and the rest can go to hell, does that mean I need to show up during totality to have a chance with you, or can I book us a front-row seat together in Curitiba?
- You biked 30 km in 30° heat without eating and still survived… I feel like going out with me after an F1 night race and screaming about Max Verstappen and Lando penalties would be easy mode.
- You say horse racing is ‘absurd’ and that you need a horse before you die — deal: I bring snacks, we go to the Jockey, you explain Museum Mile and Special Week lore to me, and I’ll pretend I’m not just there to admire you talking about your favorite ‘obra prima’.
- You dragged Stranger Things harder than the entire film-crit community, you roast bad political takes for sport, and you still get emotional over the Hatsune Miku movie — honest question: how did Curitiba fit that much personality in one person?
- You’re out here not sleeping since ‘last year’, threatening to bomb the DETRAN because you just want your license, and defending that Gol 1.0 on GNV like it’s a family heirloom — let’s skip the bureaucracy and take a mental road trip: you, me, a starry moon (that’s literally a piece of Earth, as you reminded everyone), and no PETA, no politics, just vibes.
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Curitiba-based student who bikes 30 km in 30°C, argues about politics and F1 at 3 a.m., and still finds time to chase eclipses and racehorses.– @BonacordiBruno
Your signature cocktail
Eclipse Primeiro Highball
This drink starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans for the hyper, sleep-deprived chaos of “nao durmo desde o ano passado kkkkkkkkkk” and the all‑caps keyboard smashing of “AJRAITSKTXGKDSLTDLYFPUFPYDOYDLYDOYDYOBKXTTXSTILGXKG”. An energy drink with tropical vibes captures his explosive excitement in “PQP QUE CORRIDA FODA” and “MAX VERSTAPPEN EU TE AMO”. Fresh lime juice adds a sharp, irreverent acidity that matches the sarcasm in posts like “usuario de twitter descobre o significado de franquia”. A dash of bitters reflects his political and social frustration in “a ignorância política é uma das principais causas dos conflitos sociais atuais” and “Esse país é o inferno na Terra”. Finally, activated charcoal topped with sparkling water gives it a dark, eclipse‑like look for the motto “eclipse primeiro e o resto que se foda”, with the fizz representing the chaotic joy of “vou tacar uma bomba no detran” (metaphorically, of course).
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Bruno repeatedly shows a strong intellectual streak and confidence in his own reasoning, which leans Ravenclaw rather than purely hot-headed Gryffindor or ambitious Slytherin. He explicitly frames politics in terms of ignorance versus understanding in posts like “a ignorância política é uma das principais causas dos conflitos sociais atuais, e é justamente os ignorantes que acham que entendem de política que causam esses conflitos” and mocks credulity in “esse tipo de post me irrita muito… COMO CARALHOS TEM TANTA GENTE COMPLETAMENTE BURRA AO NIVEL DE ACREDITAR NUMA PORRA DESSAS”, suggesting a value on critical thinking and disdain for sloppy reasoning. He also enjoys “choques de realidade” about human insignificance in “eu amo ter esses choques de realidade semanais sobre a nossa insignificância” and reflects with curiosity on astronomy in “a lua é um negocio muito foda ne pq tipo essa porra ta la na pqp mas é literalmente um pedaço da terra”, both very Ravenclaw-coded reactions to science and perspective. The self-assured comment “é muito doido pensar que, independente da quantidade de gente q tem ali, eu tenho certeza que sou mais inteligente que todo mundo” is less about social dominance (Slytherin) and more about intellectual superiority and wit, reinforced by his frequent sarcastic, analytical takedowns of bad arguments. While he has flashes of Gryffindor-style rage and moral judgment, the consistent pattern is someone who prizes being smart, right, and perceptive above being beloved, loyal, or powerful, which fits Ravenclaw best.
Your movie
Your song
In the End - Linkin Park
A well-suited song for @BonacordiBruno is “In the End” by Linkin Park, because it captures his mix of cynicism, frustration, and dark humor. He directly references the song in a tweet about Stranger Things: “metade do episodio é literalemte o clipe de In the End do Linkin Park”, showing it’s already part of his mental soundtrack. His bio, “eclipse primeiro e o resto que se foda”, and posts like “eu espero que nessa virada de ano tudo entre em combustão espontânea e exploda pra nao sobrar nem resquício humano nesse planeta mais” reflect the song’s themes of disillusionment and feeling like things fall apart despite your efforts. Tweets where he rants about politics and ignorance, such as “a ignorância política é uma das principais causas dos conflitos sociais atuais…”, echo the track’s sense that the world is messed up no matter what you do. At the same time, his intense passions – for F1, horses and racing, and random obsessions – fit the emotional intensity and dramatic tone of Linkin Park’s music.
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