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Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson best matches this user: sensitive, hyper-introspective, intelligent, and constantly feeling misunderstood by adults and authority. Like Lisa, they intellectualize their pain and coping, openly referencing DBT and skills like TIPP and opposite action in a very self-aware way: “I have a REAL answer chat I use TIPP skills (temperature, intense exercise, paced breathing, paired muscle relaxation)... But I also do opposite action (doing something contrary to the urge)”. They often feel invalidated by professionals, echoing Lisa’s experience of not being taken seriously by adults: “why do doctors genuinely not give a fuck when I tell them im suicidal, this fuckass bpd diagnosis genuinely sabotaged me NOBODY believes me” and “I get so jealous of people who get taken seriously by psychiatrists, I could walk into that hospital with a gun to my head and the nurses would say ‘do it pussy no balls’”. Their intense moral/emotional attachments and fear of being disposable—“i just want to be someone that the people i love are afraid to lose, but i’m optional, and i’m disposable… an obligation, expendable”—mirror Lisa’s deep longing to be valued and irreplaceable. Even at their lowest, they are reflective and poetic about suicidality, much like Lisa’s more philosophical depressive moments, as seen in their fixation on The View From Halfway Down: “silence drowns the sound… i wish i couldve known about the view from halfway down” and “finished writing all my suicide notes, everything’s in order. tomorrow will be beautiful; my biggest accomplishment”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: most tweets center on their inner world, distress, and one-on-one relationships rather than social events, like “nearly 5am and I’m still crashing out I feel like a zombie I hate my life I hate the way I feel towards him I hate how empty I really am, my entire day revolves around him even when he’s not here.” and “I feel like the only time I’m taken seriously is when I have something physically wrong with me”. Their focus is more Intuition (N) than Sensing: they repeatedly reflect on meaning, symbolism, and existential themes instead of just concrete facts, as in “silence drowns the sound. before i leaped, i should've seen the view from halfway down; i really shouldve thought about the view from halfway down, i wish i couldve known about the view from halfway down” and “i just want to be someone that the people i love are afraid to lose, but i’m optional, and i’m disposable, and unconventional, and a liability, an obligation, expendable”. They are strongly Feeling (F): their decisions and perspectives are rooted in emotion and relationships rather than detached logic, evident in “when I look at him everything else dissolves like cotton candy in water, things suddenly become far less important than the way he’s looking at me” and the way they interpret psychiatric treatment in deeply personal, hurt terms like “diagnosed with bpd and my life honestly just went more downhill”. On the Judging–Perceiving axis, they show emotional planning but behavioral spontaneity, leaning Perceiving (P): they impulsively shift decisions (e.g., “I almost jumped off the bridge… so whatever, I’m going to eat what I want today.”) and struggle with consistency, while concrete planning (like “finished writing all my suicide notes, everything’s in order.”) is more about emotional closure than structured life-organization. Altogether, the intensely introspective, idealistic, emotionally driven, and somewhat chaotic presentation aligns best with INFP.
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Miles | navigating DBT, heart checkups & sobriety one day at a time. Once walked 20k steps instead of jumping off a bridge. Here to listen & learn.– @bonecutting
Your signature cocktail
View From Halfway Downer
The View From Halfway Downer is a dark, heavy cocktail that hits like a bad night and a good song at the same time, a nod to their fixation on the edge in “silence drowns the sound. before i leaped, i should've seen the view from halfway down” and “all I’d give for toes to touch the safety back at top”. 100 proof bourbon stands in for the raw, self-destructive edge and constant cravings in “I want to drink SO BAD I’m so fucking sick of my life bro it’s been a MONTH without alcohol and I’m ready to give up” and “the urge to have a drink right now is fucking me uppppp”. Blackcurrant liqueur is the deep, almost romantic sweetness they pour into others in “of course i love you. who wouldn’t?” and the way they orbit this one person in “my entire day revolves around him even when he’s not here.”. Grapefruit juice adds a sharp, bitter note for their gallows humor and bite in “people on this website piss me off so bad” and “diagnosed with bpd and my life honestly just went more downhill”. A few drops of saline (or sea salt) capture the tears and body horror of feeling only taken seriously when sick in “I feel like the only time I’m taken seriously is when I have something physically wrong with me” and their anxiety-filled hospital/therapy loops in “i have a cardiology appt for my fucked up heart on Monday right b4 my therapy appt. feeling so nervous.”. Finally, the activated charcoal sugar rim is the aestheticized darkness of #shtwt/#edtwt and self-harm glamor in ““Think of the scars afterwards!” yeah…think of the scars. …..🤤🤤🤤🤤” and their confession “unfortunately I have no choice, I rlly cut everywhere on my body & have been doing this shit since I was 15”, turning something lethal into something hauntingly, dangerously pretty.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Miles shows a strong Gryffindor-style mix of recklessness, raw courage, and a kind of messy hero complex. They repeatedly put themselves in extreme situations and then push through them, like when they wrote, “I almost jumped off the bridge I planned to kill myself on from the beginning of coming to this city so whatever, I’m going to eat what I want today. by the time I make it back home I’ll have 20k steps brah”, which shows both dangerous impulsivity and a bold, confrontational attitude toward their own pain. They frame their suffering in almost epic, dramatic terms, for example in “all I’d give for toes to touch the safety back at top” and “silence drowns the sound. before i leaped, i should've seen the view from halfway down…”, reflecting a narrative, fatalistic bravery rather than quiet endurance. Even while deeply struggling, they turn their experiences outward to "save" or help others, saying, “Girl I’ll start my own free dbt course so you guys don’t have to suffer with these shit ass therapists”, which fits a chaotic, self-sacrificial protector vibe. Their tendency to act first and deal with consequences later—whether in self-harm, alcohol, or relationships—leans much more toward hot-blooded Gryffindor impulsiveness than the calculated self-preservation of Slytherin or the steady patience of Hufflepuff.
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