Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Sarcastic: His tweet 'Please fucking nuke las vegas. Everyone here needs to die. [picture]' shows his sarcastic humor.
- Honest: He is open about his feelings and experiences, as seen in his tweets about his transition and his relationship.
- Passionate: He is passionate about his love for his wife and his culinary creations, as seen in his tweets about them.
- Opinionated: He is not afraid to express his opinions, even if they are controversial, as seen in his tweets about his political views and his thoughts on fat people.
- Funny: He frequently uses humor, often dark humor, to express himself, as seen in his tweets about his experiences and his observations.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: His tweet 'If i didnt have a loving beautiful and dedicated boyfriend i think unfortunately if a man came up to me and he was okay looking and he just kept saying 'please... please.........' very sheepishly id fuck him [picture]' shows his impulsive nature.
- Overly sensitive: His tweet 'My mom likes to ask me how i liked the food she made but it seems she only does this when its bad food as a fun game where she gets mad at me for answering a question [picture]' shows his sensitivity to criticism.
- Argumentative: His tweet 'Why would you make focaccia and instead of oiling the pan line it with parchment paper when the whole point is that the bread fries itself in the oven from direct contact with the oil. And then get mad when i say that [picture] [quoted tweet]' shows his tendency to argue.
- Self-deprecating: His tweet 'i'm really great at making sandwiches that don't taste that good because i have hated cold cuts my whole life [picture]' shows his self-deprecating humor.
- Easily frustrated: His tweet 'Mom super butthurt i dont get any scholarships Girl we do not fucking need that shit be serious [picture]' shows his frustration with his mother.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Tungsten Cube's love for food, his occasional bouts of frustration, and his overall goofy personality align with Homer Simpson. His tweets about his culinary creations, like 'Like colby jack Salami hot pepperoncinis KALE avocado and hot sauce on toasted white bread is not gonna taste good dude [picture]' and 'My meal [2 pictures]', mirror Homer's love for food, especially donuts. His frustration with his mother, as seen in tweets like 'Mom super butthurt i dont get any scholarships Girl we do not fucking need that shit be serious [picture]' and 'Mom going on and on about chuck d in a car full of extended family SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP [picture]', echoes Homer's frequent frustration with Marge. His overall goofy and relatable personality, as seen in tweets like 'i'm really great at making sandwiches that don't taste that good because i have hated cold cuts my whole life [picture]' and 'My mom likes to ask me how i liked the food she made but it seems she only does this when its bad food as a fun game where she gets mad at me for answering a question [picture]', mirrors Homer's lovable yet often clueless nature.
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a country song, because I'm already feeling a little bit 'Friends in Low Places' around you.
- You're like a good sandwich, I just want to take a big bite out of you.
- If you were a sandwich, I'd definitely be your 'meat' and potatoes.
- I'm not sure if you're a delicious meal or a good time, but I'm definitely hungry for both.
- I'm not sure if you're a country song or a good time, but I'm definitely feeling a little bit 'Friends in Low Places' around you.
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Transgender man. Wife guy. Country music fan. Feminist. Chef. Occasional phone banker. Lover of all things delicious.– @bonerbiter23
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Hufflepuff
Tungsten Cube's loyalty to his wife, his dedication to his friends, and his down-to-earth personality align with the values of Hufflepuff. His tweets about his wife, like 'Thank you god for my wonderful life and my beautiful wife [picture]' and 'My beautiful wonderful smiling wife [picture]', showcase his loyalty and devotion. His tweets about his friends, like 'i miss my friends soo much [2 pictures]' and 'i used to be so obsessed with her [picture]', demonstrate his strong connections and care for others. His frequent use of humor and his relatable experiences, as seen in tweets like 'i'm really great at making sandwiches that don't taste that good because i have hated cold cuts my whole life [picture]' and 'My mom likes to ask me how i liked the food she made but it seems she only does this when its bad food as a fun game where she gets mad at me for answering a question [picture]', reflect his grounded nature and genuine personality, all qualities that resonate with Hufflepuff.
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Friends in Low Places - Garth Brooks
This country song, known for its relatable themes of friendship, heartbreak, and resilience, resonates with Tungsten Cube's frequent mentions of his wife, friends, and his experiences with family. His tweets about his wife, like 'Thank you god for my wonderful life and my beautiful wife [picture]' and 'My beautiful wonderful smiling wife [picture]', highlight his strong bond and love for her, mirroring the song's themes of companionship and devotion. His tweets about his friends, like 'i miss my friends soo much [2 pictures]' and 'i used to be so obsessed with her [picture]', showcase his appreciation for his social connections, aligning with the song's emphasis on friendship. His tweets about his family, like 'Mom going on and on about chuck d in a car full of extended family SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP [picture]' and 'Mom told me it was a good thing soda is so expensive (just like everything else) now because it means people will drink it less and i exasperatedly shouted Can a bitch get a dr pepper ?!??? [picture]', reflect the ups and downs of family relationships, mirroring the song's themes of navigating complex emotions and finding strength through adversity.
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