Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Writer: Dedicated to drafting and publishing fan fiction, specifically a “hucklerobby confession fic” on Archive of Our Own.
- Engaged Hobbyist: Maintains diverse interests including journaling, “nails”, and cooking “roasted vegetable soup from scratch”.
- Community Minded: Expresses deep “love and affection” for their friends and values privacy in “fandom spaces”.
- Self-Deprecating Humor: Willing to joke about their own “reasonable, calm and measured response” when technology fails.
- Supportive Friend: Celebrates others by putting effort into “crow's bday present” and feeding a friend a “treat to calm her down”.
Weaknesses:
- Volatile Emotionality: Frequently describes extreme physical reactions like “throwing up” or “shitting my pants and die” over media news.
- Aggressive Communication: Uses hyperbolic threats of violence, such as showing up to offices “with a bomb” over ship outcomes.
- Substance Misuse: Openly discusses being “so high for pushing 30 hours” and past usage of “crack”.
- Social Isolation: Admits to “isolating myself” during depressive episodes rather than seeking external support.
- Impulsive Hostility: Quick to declare they “want u dead elon musk” or block users for minor “unrealistic” opinions.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, @bonesofadoe is a highly intellectual and emotionally intense individual who deeply immerses themselves in niche subcultures and fandoms, often feeling isolated from the "normal" world. They share a penchant for self-deprecating academic humor, noting “i am objectively retarded and get more so by the day but you love me anyways so who's the real moron?”. Much like Lisa’s saxophone playing and activism, this user finds solace in artistic expression, such as “beaming my first actual hucklerobby fic into your mind” and journaling to process their complex feelings. They also experience bouts of existential melancholy, honestly admitting when they are “extremely depressed and isolating myself”, mirroring Lisa's frequent struggles with the weight of her own awareness.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Wendigo demonstrates Introversion and Intuition through a deep immersion in internal fantasy worlds and fandoms, often preferring digital spaces over physical ones, as seen when they feel “extremely depressed and isolating myself” or get lost in “their ao3 ship tag”. Their Feeling (F) preference is evident in their intense emotional reactions to media, frequently tweeting phrases like “throwing up dying screaming” and prioritizing personal values and fandom 'culture' over logic. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature shows through a chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle involving “3 separate naps” in one day and a self-described “objectively retarded” lack of traditional structure. Overall, they focus on individual expression, emotional authenticity, and speculative shipping rather than objective data or rigid planning.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m not an undercover cast member, so you don't have to kick me out of your house—can I just stay and talk Hucklerobby headcanons with you?
- Are you a massive strong coffee? Because you’re exactly what I need to finally get some rest after pushing 30 hours.
- I’m no Victoria Javadi, but I’d gladly help you take down James Ogilvie if it means I get to be the 'beautiful princess' you're tweeting about.
- Forget the voices in your head—why don't you let me be the only one 'chat' is talking about tonight?
- I’d never 'klance' you, but I would definitely feed you 600mg of affection like a mother bird to her young.
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Maryland-based writer and creative enthusiast. Sharing insights on digital fandom culture, media analysis, and the art of storytelling. Passionate about community.– @bonesofadoe
Your signature cocktail
The Perfect Friday (MDNI)
This experimental concoction is designed for the 'porcelain bunny doll' who remains high-energy despite “pushing 30 hours”. The base of strong coffee reflects an “adhd” lifestyle where caffeine leads to naps, while the vibrant raspberries pay homage to “THE RUBY OF THE SEA”. It’s a drink with a sharp, bitter edge for someone who wants “James Ogilvie dead”, yet remains whimsical enough for a “perfect friday”. Just be careful not to spill—this user has “broken bones before and ill do it again” to anyone who perceives them wrong.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Wendi exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and boundary-setting within their community, as seen in their defensive stance against outsiders: “get him out of my house??? he shldnt ever see what me and oomfs tweet abt him its none of his business???”. Their resourcefulness and ambition are channeled through intense fandom dedication, where they take pride in their influence, claiming “the special skill on my resume is making up some bullshit and it becoming a true and real fact of existence”. Furthermore, they display a classic Slytherin cunning and social selectiveness, admitting that “if you want people to like you, then always be doing great” while maintaining a fierce, protective loyalty to their specific "nation" of followers and niche interests.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
This song perfectly captures the duality of wendigo's life, oscillating between the intense highs of fandom and the isolating lows of mental health struggles. The lyrics reflect their self-deprecating humor and the feeling of being 'too much' for others, as seen when they tweet, “people dont like you when youre not doing well so always be doing well”. Lorde’s themes of being a 'wild' and fickle presence mirror their admission of being “released into the wild like a wild animal” or their experience of being in their “2nd psych ward of the week”. Ultimately, the song suits someone who finds solace in their own interests and 'voices' while navigating a world where they feel “objectively retarded and get more so by the day” yet remains deeply loved by their community.
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