bonmatism
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Their tweets are filled with witty remarks and sarcasm, like 'he’s trying to beat homophobic allegations by….. making them incest allegations.'
- Passionate: Their deep engagement with football, particularly women's football, is evident in tweets analyzing tactics and players.
- Critical thinker: They often reflect on societal issues, as seen in 'people like this are the reason england is a shit hole.'
- Pop culture savvy: Their interest in shows like 'Yellowjackets' and references to trends highlight their connection to media and entertainment.
- Resilient: Despite setbacks, like spoiling a show for themselves, they maintain a lighthearted attitude, as seen in 'i forgot yjs episode is out today and i saw a major spoiler 🧍♀️🧍♀️.'
Weaknesses:
- Overthinking: Their detailed tweets about football tactics and plotlines suggest they can get overly absorbed in details.
- Self-critical: They describe themselves as a 'loner oomf,' indicating a tendency to be hard on themselves.
- Distracted: Struggles with apps like Duolingo and random games on their phone show a tendency to lose focus.
- Impulsive: Their reaction to spoilers and dramatic tweets like 'fell to me knees in the middle of tesco wtf' suggest impulsive emotional responses.
- Sarcastic: While funny, their sarcasm, like 'baby that would lead to a lavender marriage at best,' might sometimes be misunderstood.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Oliv aligns with Lisa Simpson's intellectual and critical nature. Like Lisa, Oliv is deeply analytical, as seen in their football commentary, and socially aware, calling out issues like 'people like this are the reason england is a shit hole.' Both share a love for learning and a sharp sense of humor.
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Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a football match? Because I could analyze you for hours and never get bored.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I replay this moment VAR-style?
- Is your heart like England’s defense? Because I’d love to break through and score.
- Are you a spoiler? Because you’ve already ruined me for anyone else.
- Do you play Pokémon? Because I think you just caught my heart.
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⚽ Football fanatic | 🍿 Pop culture enthusiast | 🎮 Pokémon lover | 🌍 Sarcasm as a second language | 16 and thriving (sometimes).– @bonmatism
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Ravenclaw
Oliv's intellectual curiosity and analytical approach to football tactics ('englands tactics have really switched for ball over the top for lj') and pop culture plotlines ('no bc whats happening w the whole “who the fuck is lottie matthews” plot now or is that just forgotten') align with Ravenclaw's values of wit and wisdom. Their critical thinking and love for learning, even through apps like Duolingo, further solidify this placement.
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Three Lions - Baddiel, Skinner & The Lightning Seeds
This iconic football anthem captures Oliv's patriotic enthusiasm for England's football team, as seen in 'i become way to patriotic when it comes to football like up the english its coming home etc etc.' The song's hopeful tone mirrors their love for the sport and their team's success.
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