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Your Simpsons character
Captain Shitheel shares Lisa's intellectual curiosity, political engagement, and occasional cynicism. His critiques of UK politics ('THE LABOUR PARTY ARE SO FUCKING STUPID THEY ARE GIVING THE COUNTRY AWAY TO FASCISTS') and his love for niche topics like the USS Monitor mirror Lisa's passion for activism and learning. Both have a sharp wit and a tendency to feel out of place in a world they find frustratingly flawed.

Your MBTI personality Type
Captain Shitheel's introspective and analytical nature aligns with INTP traits. His intellectual curiosity ('Nixon is maybe the most interesting US President to me') and love for niche topics ('If I had to pick, I’d say USS Monitor is probably my favourite warship') reflect the INTP's thirst for knowledge. His sarcastic humor ('Why did the lord make me English') and critical thinking ('I hate democracy') showcase the type's hallmark traits of wit and skepticism.

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Sarcastic leftist with a love for history, music, and absurdity | Metallica fanboy | River watcher | UK politics ranter | 'Was called a limey, can now die happy' | DMs open for craic, not scams.– @bonzoid

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The 'Cosmic Cynic' captures Captain Shitheel's blend of sharp wit and depth. Whiskey represents his grounded, classic tastes ('Whiskey in the Jar'), while blackcurrant liqueur adds a touch of mystery, like his love for 'Astronomy.' A dash of absinthe nods to his historical curiosity ('19th and early 20th century Russia'), and the lemon twist mirrors his sarcastic edge ('UK politics is just expressly about who can spread the arsehole of the country wider').

Your Hogwarts House
Captain Shitheel fits Ravenclaw with his intellectual curiosity and sharp wit. His fascination with history ('19th and early 20th century Russia’s social and political movements were so interesting') and his love for deep, thought-provoking music ('I feel like shilling Indiscipline. My personal favourite King Crimson album') align with the house's values. His sarcastic humor and political critiques show the cleverness and critical thinking typical of Ravenclaws.

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Captain Shitheel's repeated mentions of this song ('Astronomy best song ever' and 'Astronomy, a star') show his deep love for its themes of cosmic wonder and introspection. The song's blend of rock and mysticism mirrors his mix of wit, curiosity, and passion for music.

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