Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Talks openly about wanting love and relationships, e.g. “eu quero namorarrrr” and “me recuso a morrer antes de ter um relacionamento adolescente”.
- Self‑aware: Shows insight into personality with detailed self‑rating in “Autoavaliação: quanto você é de 0 a 10?” and admits needing help in “precisei de 4 pessoas hoje na aula pra me ensinar um assunto de matemática”.
- Humorous: Uses playful exaggeration and absurdity in tweets like “vou comer o cu de quen tá lendo” and the Roblox sticker breakup story in “lembrei da vez que eu n falei com um menino...”.
- Affectionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm and warmth toward favorite artists and characters, e.g. “my Cinderela! #MadridTStheErasTour”, “MY GIRLLL #MadridTStheErasTour”, and support for Imogen in “estarei com a imogen nas trincheiras!”.
- Confident ego: States high self‑esteem directly in “meu ego é alto e eu amo isso” and calls himself “gostoso: 10/10” in the same tweet.
Weaknesses:
- Sexual impulsivity: Makes very explicit sexual jokes and fantasies, like “queria dar meu cuzinho pro ele”, “vou comer o cu de quen tá lendo”, and the pregnancy revenge fantasy in “eu queria que ele me engravidasse três vezes...”.
- Harsh language: Uses insults and aggressive phrasing in fandom debates, as in “falou a fã da flopada que só faz música ruim... vsf procura teu lugar” and “por isso ninguém respeita a taylor e os swifties vocês nem se dão o respeito”.
- Academic avoidance: Frequently complains about school and avoids studying, e.g. “pensando aqui que eu precisei de 4 pessoas hoje na aula pra me ensinar um assunto de matemática”, “amanhã tem negócio de história... e eu nem sei nadaaa”, and “faltar aula pra comprar roupa é tão bom”.
- Attention‑seeking: Mentions missing online popularity and wanting engagement, like “saudades de hitar no caralho desse twitter” and asking for help with a fundraiser in “oi gente se eu abrir uma vakinha vcs ajudam?”.
- Emotional volatility: Shifts quickly between longing, frustration, and nostalgia, e.g. crying over music in “eu choro muito ouvindo clean no piano”, intense saudade in “bateu ums saudade tão grande agora pqp”, and stress around school in “amanhã tem negócio de história... e eu nem sei nadaaa”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, dramatic, funny, and constantly oscillating between horny jokes, school complaints, and pop‑culture obsession. Like Bart, they’re irreverent and sexually provocative, joking things like “vou comer o cu de quen tá lendo” and “queria dar meu cuzinho pro ele”, which fits Bart’s boundary‑pushing humor. They also show typical Bart energy at school, saying “amanhã tem negócio de história e aql puta falou que vai fazer perguntas pra cada um do grupo e eu nem sei nadaaa” and “pensando aqui que eu precisei de 4 pessoas hoje na aula pra me ensinar um assunto de matemática”, echoing his academic chaos. Their love of drama, stan culture, and strong opinions about celebrities and shows (“falou a fã da flopada que só faz música ruim… vsf procura teu lugar pq com certeza não é falando mal da taylor”) parallels Bart’s intense, impulsive reactions to everything around him. Underneath the bravado, though, there’s a hint of emotional depth and longing, like “me recuso a morrer antes de ter um relacionamento adolescente” and “sem brincadeira mas eu choro muito ouvindo clean no piano”, which aligns with Bart’s occasional softer, vulnerable side.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly engage others, overshare humorously, and openly crave connection and attention, like when they joke sexually with their followers in “vou comer o cu de quen tá lendo” and talk about wanting a teenage relationship in “me recuso a morrer antes de ter um relacionamento adolescente”, showing comfort with public self‑exposure and social play. Their interests and language suggest Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they speak in feelings, vibes, and narratives rather than concrete detail, e.g. describing emotional resonance in “sem brincadeira mas eu choro muito ouvindo clean no piano parece besteira mas pra me tem um sla um sentimento diferente mn” and calling Jogos Vorazes a feeling in “jogos vorazes é um sentimento”. They appear strongly Feeling (F): their tweets center on relationships, fandom love, and emotional reactions (“eu quero namorarrrr” in this tweet; heated defense of Taylor Swift in “falou a fã da flopada... vsf procura teu lugar pq com certeza não é falando mal da taylor sendo fã da melanie”), prioritizing values and loyalty over detached logic. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P): their life seems spontaneous, a bit chaotic and last‑minute—like needing multiple people to explain math in “pensando aqui que eu precisei de 4 pessoas hoje na aula pra me ensinar um assunto de matemática”, stressing about not knowing history before a presentation in “amanhã tem negócio de história... e eu nem sei nadaaa”, and skipping school to shop in “faltar aula pra comprar roupa é tão bom”—suggesting flexible, go‑with‑the‑flow behavior rather than structured planning. Overall, the highly expressive, emotionally driven, excitable, fandom‑obsessed, and slightly disorganized style aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you ‘refuse to die before having a teenage relationship’, how about we speedrun destiny and start one now? I’ll even listen to Shawn Mendes with you in your room for authenticity.
- You crying to Clean on piano, obsessed with Jogos Vorazes and PLL, and low‑key defending Taylor on the timeline… be honest, Bruno, are you my final boy or should I audition to be your Imogen in these trenches?
- You said you made an insta just to post nonsense—perfect, because I’m ready to be the main character of your next ‘besteira’ post: caption it ‘Eu quero namorarrrr’ and tag me for accuracy.
- You rated yourself 10/10 gostoso and 0/10 sensível, but you’re out here talking about first crushes, feeling infinite, and getting emotional over Madrid Eras Tour… if that’s 0 sensível, I’m terrified (and very interested) to see you at 10.
- You needed four people to explain math in class, but it’s okay—I’m terrible at numbers too. Tell you what: you bring your Stranger Things, PLL theories and Taylor setlist bets, and I’ll help you study the only equation that matters: ‘Bruno + me = no more tweets about wanting a relationship.’
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Your new Twitter bio
Swiftie, teen drama analyst & professional overthinker. Once needed 4 people to explain math, still insists on live‑tweeting every plot twist.– @booantihero
Your signature cocktail
Somos Infinitos Swiftie Sour
This cocktail is bright, loud, and a little chaotic, just like Bruno yelling “vou comer o cu de quen tá lendo” and then immediately turning around to say “eu quero namorarrrr”. Passionfruit vodka brings the horny-drama energy of “queria dar meu cuzinho pro ele”, while red berry liqueur represents all the romance, crushes, and teen angst of “me recuso a morrer antes de ter um relacionamento adolescente”. Lime juice adds a sharp, shady bite for moments like “falou a fã da flopada que só faz música ruim” and “por isso ninguém respeita a taylor e os swifties”. Sparkling guaraná soda keeps it hyper and playful, capturing the fandom chaos of their Pretty Little Liars and Stranger Things tweets like “a imogen nasceu pra ser uma final girl né #PLLSummerSchool”. Finally, edible silver glitter is for the Eras Tour dreamer who posts “my Cinderela! #MadridTStheErasTour” and lives by the bio “Somos Infinitos.”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Bruno shows a very Gryffindor mix of boldness, impulsiveness, and emotional intensity. They talk openly about wanting big, dramatic experiences like “me recuso a morrer antes de ter um relacionamento adolescente” and “eu quero namorarrrr”, which fits the classic Gryffindor craving for heightened, romantic, ‘main character’ moments. There’s also a reckless, fearless humor in tweets like “vou comer o cu de quen tá lendo” and “eu queria que ele me engravidasse três vezes e parasse de pagar pensão aí eu ia na casa dele quebrava tudo e ele me puxava pra um canto e me engravidava pela quarta vez”, showing comfort with confrontation and chaos rather than quiet self-preservation. He is publicly opinionated and combative in defense of artists he likes, e.g. “falou a fã da flopada que só faz música ruim... vsf procura teu lugar pq com certeza não é falando mal da taylor sendo fã da melanie” and criticisms like “por isso ninguém respeita a taylor e os swifties vocês nem se dão o respeito”, which reflects a ‘stand up and fight’ attitude more than strategic Slytherin diplomacy. His self-description also matches this house: in “Autoavaliação: ... vingativo: 10/10 ... estressado: 9/10 ... meu ego é alto e eu amo isso” he highlights ego, temper, and vengefulness—traits often channeled into fiery, dramatic courage rather than calm patience or cold calculation. Overall, the impulsive emotionality, desire for intense experiences, and willingness to loudly defend what he cares about align most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Your song
anti-hero - Taylor Swift
The song that best suits @booantihero is “anti-hero” by Taylor Swift. Their username itself, booantihero, is a direct nod to the song’s title and theme of embracing one’s flaws and messy personality, which aligns with their self-description in the post where they rate themselves and conclude “meu ego é alto e eu amo isso”. They show a mix of insecurity and bold humor—wanting love and validation while jokingly oversharing and being dramatic about relationships, like in “me recuso a morrer antes de ter um relacionamento adolescente” and “eu quero namorarrrr”—which mirrors the song’s tension between self-awareness and self-sabotage. Their intense stan energy for Taylor, seen in tweets like “my Cinderela! #MadridTStheErasTour @taylorswift13 @taylornation13” and “i remember all too well!! #MadridTStheErasTour @taylorswift13 @taylornation13”, further reinforces why a Taylor track fits them perfectly. Finally, their mix of emotional sensitivity and chaotic humor—e.g., crying over music in “sem brincadeira mas eu choro muito ouvindo clean no piano” while also tweeting things like “vou comer o cu de quen tá lendo”—captures the exact blend of vulnerability and irony that defines anti-hero.
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