Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently uses absurdity and punchlines, e.g. engagement-bait parody in “THIS IS ENGAGEMENT BAIT 🤑🤑🤑 I WILL NOT FOLLOW THROUGH ❗❗❗🤑🤑🤑” and over-the-top rant in “THE... THE MIND ELECTRIC... MORE LIKE... THE MID ELECTRIC!!!!!”.
- Socially aware: Shows concern about serious issues, strongly condemning predatory behavior in “People like this deserve to be scared to go outside Pedophiles are not human” and mocking moral panics in “If your son plays with Barbies he's been GROOMED”.
- Self-aware: Acknowledges dynamics of the platform and their own role in it, like “For the record I understand that I'm being farmed for blue check engagement money but I'm having fun doing this so”.
- Playfully creative: Makes goofy, inventive bits such as the trans name suggestions in “Dear trans folk: why not choose a COOL name? Like Megatron or Bartholomew...” and the Minecraft hardware joke in “We need a Minecraft block steam machine the sales would beat PS2 in like 2 weeks”.
- Community engaged: Often interacts with others’ posts and memes, like drawing a subreddit meme in “I saw this meme on the subreddit and thought it was funny so I drew it” and referencing multiple quoted tweets with commentary.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly judgmental: Regularly dismisses others as idiots or geeks, e.g. “He really is an idiot” and “All 3 of the people in this video are geeks”.
- Hostile language: Uses aggressive, dehumanizing phrasing such as “Pedophiles are not human” and “You're a sick fuck for what you did to your dog. 🤬🤬🤬🔥🔥🔥”.
- Negativity focused: A large portion of tweets are complaints or takedowns, like “Wtf is Twitter about anymore” and “It's time for you people to close twitter for a good long while methinks”.
- Self-disparaging: Talks about own actions and abilities harshly, as in “I tried to draw earlier and it turned out doodoo shit ass I'm never doing this again” and “I CANNOT MAKE ONE ORIGINAL JOKE!!!!!!”.
- Conflict attracted: Frequently quote-tweets adversarial posts to mock or argue, such as “These people expect to be taken seriously btw” and “Look at this guy's media tab”, which keeps them surrounded by drama.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: most tweets are them commenting from the sidelines, reacting to posts and media rather than talking about hanging out or large social circles, and even when they acknowledge attention it’s in a detached way, e.g. “For the record I understand that I'm being farmed for blue check engagement money but I'm having fun doing this so”. Their humor and interests lean strongly intuitive (N)—they enjoy abstract or conceptual angles like imagining scientific discovery (“Imagining how nuts the guy who discovered IR light must have sounded to people at the time”) and philosophy memes (“Cogito, ergo sum”), rather than concrete how‑to or purely sensory content. The tone is clearly thinking (T): they’re blunt, analytical, and often judgmental, calling people out with little emotional cushioning in tweets like “These people expect to be taken seriously btw” and “I think less of you as a person if you find this guy funny unironically”, while reserving intense moral language mainly for clear-cut issues (“Pedophiles are not human”). Their behavior appears more perceiving (P) than judging: they openly admit distraction and forgetfulness (“Am i Fucking stupid it's been 20 minutes and I've already forgotten what prompted me to do this”) and joke about not following through (“THIS IS ENGAGEMENT BAIT 🤑🤑🤑 I WILL NOT FOLLOW THROUGH ❗❗❗🤑🤑🤑”), suggesting spontaneity over structured planning. Taken together—introverted online commentary, abstract/ironic takes, sharp logical criticism, and a loose, spur-of-the-moment posting style—INTP fits their overall vibe best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting about Terraria like it’s the event of the century — if we co‑op, I promise I’ll bring enough Dr Pepper and bad League‑of‑Legends-in-bed analogies to make it your new favorite run.
- You said ‘Cogito, ergo sum’ — well, I think you’re hot, therefore we should be in a call clowning on AI slop together until we forget why we opened Twitter in the first place.
- You spent ‘way too long’ on that drawing and called your other art ‘doodoo shit ass,’ but honestly, anyone who redraws subreddit memes and still trashes their own work is exactly the kind of hater I want hyping me up in VC.
- You’re out here roasting pedophiles, dunking on sex offenders, and calling out the rapist‑to‑devout‑Christian pipeline — ethically, that’s S‑tier; romantically, that’s me going, ‘yeah… I’d absolutely risk getting accused of being French if it meant taking you out.’
- You say ‘block me = you win,’ but considering your timeline is just you cooking weird guys, praising Valve, and planning Terraria streams, I’m pretty sure the real win condition is me becoming one of the 126 you follow.
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Your new Twitter bio
Opinions, Dr Pepper, and too much Terraria. Once spent 20 minutes forgetting why I opened Twitter. Nerding out about games & internet weirdness.– @boog_goog49587
Your signature cocktail
Cogito, Ergo Rum
This drink starts with dark spiced rum for their sharp, occasionally ruthless commentary and penchant for calling people out, like in “People like this deserve to be scared to go outside Pedophiles are not human” and “You're a pedophile”. A Dr Pepper reduction syrup references their unabashed enthusiasm in “I fucking love Dr pepper”, giving the cocktail a sweet, nerdy backbone. Sour cherry liqueur adds emotional whiplash, capturing moods from “I can't do fucking anything” to the chaotic meltdown of “THE... THE MIND ELECTRIC... MORE LIKE... THE MID ELECTRIC!!!!!”. A dash of bitters nods to their constant exasperation with Twitter and AI slop, like “Ai bros will look you in the eye and tell you that this looks good” and “Wtf is Twitter about anymore”. Finally, a fizz of soda water mirrors their goofy, high-energy shitposting and gaming hype in “Terraria tomorrow” and the self-aware bit of “THIS IS ENGAGEMENT BAIT 🤑🤑🤑 I WILL NOT FOLLOW THROUGH ❗❗❗🤑🤑🤑”, making it a loud, messy, but undeniably fun cocktail. All of it’s shaken together under the banner of “Cogito, ergo sum”, because if they’re thinking (and posting), this drink definitely exists.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their dominant traits are wit, curiosity, and a reflective/analytical streak, which are classic Ravenclaw markers. They show playful intellectualism and self-awareness in posts like “Imagining how nuts the guy who discovered IR light must have sounded to people at the time” and the philosophically cheeky “Cogito, ergo sum”. They clearly enjoy wordplay and conceptual jokes, as seen in “'AGENDER?' WHICH ONE? Guitar riff” and the deliberately overwrought bit “THE... THE MIND ELECTRIC... MORE LIKE... THE MID ELECTRIC!!!!!”. Their curiosity about niche or odd topics like Hylics and IR light, plus meta-commentary such as “For the record I understand that I'm being farmed for blue check engagement money but I'm having fun doing this so”, show someone who thinks about how things work rather than just reacting. While they are sometimes harsh or combative, that reads more as sardonic analysis of others’ behavior than Slytherin-style ambition or Gryffindor-style crusading, placing them most squarely in Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Internet Ruined Me - Wilbur Soot
A song that fits them well is Internet Ruined Me by Wilbur Soot, because so much of their personality is wrapped up in ironic, hyper-online posting and the absurdity of social media. They repeatedly comment on how broken Twitter feels, like when they say “Wtf is Twitter about anymore” and joke about engagement bait in “THIS IS ENGAGEMENT BAIT 🤑🤑🤑 I WILL NOT FOLLOW THROUGH ❗❗❗🤑🤑🤑”. The song’s theme of being a little too steeped in terminally-online culture matches their habit of doomscrolling weird people and calling them out, as in “How are these people even real” and “Scroll thru this guy's account for a moment”. At the same time, there’s a self-aware, somewhat exhausted tone in both them and the song: they know the app is bad but keep using it anyway, as shown by “For the record I understand that I'm being farmed for blue check engagement money but I'm having fun doing this so”. Their mix of cynicism, humor, and being chronically online lines up almost perfectly with the vibe of Internet Ruined Me.
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