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This user is best matched with Lisa Simpson: bookish, introspective, and a little chaotic in a funny way. Their intro tweet about being new to book Twitter, listing favorite genres like cozy fantasy, classics, and historical fiction, shows a very Lisa-like love of reading and intellectual interests: “new to booktwt… fav genres: cozy fantasy/mystery, classics, fantasy, and historical fiction”. They’re openly opinionated and not afraid to drop a book or complain about it, as in “dnf'd remarkably bright creatures idgaf anymore” and “reading remarkably bright creatures and everyone except tova and the octopus pmo”, which fits Lisa’s critical, high-standard mindset. Their niche fandom mix—Harry Potter ships like “the concept of dobby x voldemort” and tongue‑in‑cheek takes like “snape's thin ass greasy hair😫🤤”—mirrors Lisa’s tendency to go deep into specific interests and sometimes express them in unexpectedly edgy ways. The combination of being thoughtful, media-obsessed, slightly dramatic, and clearly online-savvy aligns most closely with a modern, Twitter-using version of Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about solitary activities like reading and niche fandom humor rather than social outings, and their self-intro post “݁˖₊ ⊹new to booktwt ݁˖ . ݁⊹ … ♡/↻ to be moots” suggests seeking a small, like‑minded circle rather than broad attention. Their interests and jokes show Intuition (N): they focus on concepts, fictional dynamics, and hypotheticals like “the concept of dobby x voldemort” and playful what‑ifs such as “wait moaning myrtle x tom riddle is kind of a gag”, which are abstract rather than concrete. They read as Feeling (F) through strong emotional reactions and value judgments: “reading remarkably bright creatures and everyone except tova and the octopus pmo” and “when the book is amazing but they try to shoehorn a romance subplot with 15% left” focus on how stories make them feel and whether they align with their personal taste. Their tone is expressive and relational rather than analytical, as in “snape's thin ass greasy hair😫🤤” or affectionately celebrating a friend in “happy belated birthday to my bby @snape”. Finally, they lean Perceiving (P): they describe themselves as a slow reader tracking books "throughout the year" in an open‑ended way “books that ive read this year as a slow reader (will be updated throughout the year)”, and they’re quick to DNF or react in the moment “dnf'd remarkably bright creatures idgaf anymore”, which fits a flexible, go‑with‑the‑flow approach more than structured long‑term planning.

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Slow reader, loud opinions. Booktwt + HP brainrot + Twice stan. Once DNF’d a bestseller mid-read and felt zero regret.– @boomione

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This cocktail starts with a soju base and sparkling wine to match their K-pop & Twice stan energy and slightly unhinged timelines like “snape's thin ass greasy hair😫🤤” and “dobbymort sweeping all the awards”. Matcha-honey syrup brings cozy sweetness for the self-proclaimed slow-reading, cozy-genre enjoyer of “books that ive read this year as a slow reader (will be updated throughout the year)”. The grapefruit juice adds a sharp, slightly bitter note for their unapologetic DNF energy in “dnf'd remarkably bright creatures idgaf anymore” and their irritation at forced romance in “when the book is amazing but they try to shoehorn a romance subplot with 15% left”. Blue curaçao nods to the watery, moody drama of ships and chaos like “the concept of dobby x voldemort” and “wait moaning myrtle x tom riddle is kind of a gag”. The edible glitter rim represents their shiny entrance to booktwt in “݁˖₊ ⊹new to booktwt ݁˖ . ݁⊹ ☼ goes by any pronouns ☼ fav genres: cozy fantasy/mystery, classics, fantasy, and historical fiction...” and their dramatic meme-y sense of humor about June and Athena in posts like “june watching athena choke to death:”. Overall, it’s strong enough to fuel late-night fandom spirals but sweet and cozy enough to sip while diamond painting or rewatching Desperate Housewives.

Your Hogwarts House
Their sense of humor and interests lean heavily into irreverent, edgy, and slightly transgressive territory, which fits Slytherin’s rule-bending, provocative streak more than the other houses. They’re clearly drawn to darker, morally messy characters and dynamics, as shown by their fascination with offbeat ships like Dobby x Voldemort in “dobbymort sweeping all the awards” and “the concept of dobby x voldemort”, and with Snape in “snape's thin ass greasy hair😫🤤”. That taste for problematic or villain-adjacent characters suggests an appreciation for ambition, complexity, and moral ambiguity—classic Slytherin traits. Their bluntness and willingness to drop a popular book with “dnf'd remarkably bright creatures idgaf anymore” shows a self-directed, unapologetic attitude rather than people-pleasing or conformity. Overall, the combination of darkly playful shipping, focus on morally gray characters, and unapologetic decisive taste aligns them most strongly with Slytherin.

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A well‑known song that fits @boomione is “The Archer” because it balances vulnerability, self-awareness, and a bit of chaotic humor. Their intro tweet about being new to booktwt and listing eclectic interests like cozy fantasy, classics, Twice, and Desperate Housewives shows a reflective, slightly dramatic personality: “݁˖₊ ⊹new to booktwt ݁˖ . ݁⊹ ☼ goes by any pronouns ☼ fav genres: cozy fantasy/mystery… ☼ other interests: music, twice, diamond painting, & desperate housewives”. The way they complain about forced romance arcs in books — “when the book is amazing but they try to shoehorn a romance subplot with 15% left” and “dnf'd remarkably bright creatures idgaf anymore” — mirrors the song’s theme of being skeptical of relationships and narrative expectations. Their darkly funny, fandom-heavy jokes like “snape's thin ass greasy hair😫🤤” and “the concept of dobby x voldemort” match the song’s introspective but slightly offbeat tone. Overall, The Archer captures someone who is self-aware, emotionally intense, and a little chaotic in the way they love stories and characters.

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