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They come off as sharp, introspective, and emotionally intense in a way that fits Lisa more than the other family members. Like Lisa, they mix genuine tenderness with sarcasm and moral outrage: they gush about their boyfriend and pets in tweets like “meu namorado assobia enquanto dorme as vezes muito fofo” and “acho que o chaves me ama muito ele fica deitando comigo sempre e ronronando so por isso :(”, but also snap with lines like “desgraçado escreve um oc nao coloca UMA informação no fixado… se MATA” and “ODEIO GRINGO BURRO”. Their tweets show they care about media and fandoms in a very nerdy, analytical way, e.g. “assisti o video todo em silencio amo estudar league of legends” and “sou main yae miko”, which parallels Lisa’s obsessive interests and need to deep-dive into things she likes. There’s also a moral and emotional seriousness under the shitposting, like when they try to reason about accusations in “considerem por favor que eu estou sendo enganada por ele… eu infelizmente não vou acreditar enquanto eu não tiver uma prova da parte mais grave”, very much in line with Lisa’s tendency to overthink ethics and fairness. Overall, the blend of idealism, sensitivity, righteous rage, and nerdy fixation makes Lisa Simpson the closest match.

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They lean Introvert (I): most tweets revolve around their inner world (OCs, games, cats, boyfriend) rather than big social scenes, and they often mention staying home with pets or web relationships, like “ss vou voltar meu relacionamento irl com meu webnamorado” and joking about studying alone while waiting for their boyfriend in “estudando enquanto aguardo meu namorado”. Their humor and interests show strong Intuition (N): they fixate on fictional universes and abstract/creative stuff (OCs, BSD cast, Genshin, Helluva, Undertale), e.g. “eu com undertale i helluva” and OC-related frustration in “oc sem descrição em fixado me estressa profundamente”. They clearly prefer Feeling (F) over detached logic: they react intensely and value emotional bonds, as seen in “sdd dos meus amigos que virarao inimigos e de quando eles nao erao inimigos” and the long, emotional defense/explanation about someone in “considerem por favor que eu estou sendo enganada por ele...”. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than structured Judging: their timeline is spontaneous, full of in-the-moment reactions and sudden shifts of focus (cats, games, drama, sleep), with little evidence of rigid planning, e.g. “quero trocar o perfil” and casual chaos like “mano QUEM ta mordendo meu pé eu to coberta porra”. The combination of introspective lifestyle, imaginative media focus, strong emotional reactions, and flexible, unstructured posting style fits INFP best.

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Writer with too many cats and game queues. Studying LoL, venting about life, once survived a Christmas thread war armed only with screenshots.– @boothillpelado

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans for late-night gamer stamina and their love of studying LoL, like when they said they “assist[i] o video todo em silencio amo estudar league of legends” “assisti o video todo em silencio amo estudar league of legends”. A purple grape soda reduction nods to their colorful, anime/game side and Mondstadt–Inazuma New Year wishes to the whole Genshin world “felis ano novo ha todos de mondstadt, liyue, inazuma, natlan, nodkrai e talveis de fontaine”. Pink guava juice brings the soft, romantic sweetness of talking about their boyfriend who whistles in his sleep “meu namorado assobia enquanto dorme as vezes muito fofo”. A dash of chili tincture represents their explosive, dramatic tweets and caps-lock fury, like yelling “ODEIO GRINGO BURRO” “ODEIO GRINGO BURRO” and telling people to “se MATA” when they cross them “desgraçado escreve um oc nao coloca UMA informação no fixado... se MATA”. Finally, a splash of sparkling water mirrors the chaotic cuteness of living with multiple cats climbing over them and biting their feet “mano QUEM ta mordendo meu pé eu to coberta porra” and the constant playful aura-farming energy of their little “3 porquinhos” “queria cochilar mas os 3 porquinhos nao deixao”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a sharp, confrontational edge and a strong focus on defending their own boundaries, which aligns closely with Slytherin’s resourcefulness and self-preservation. For example, they react to perceived disrespect or betrayal with intense hostility, as in “desgraçado escreve um oc nao coloca UMA informação no fixado, e depois de ter me seguido primeiro esperou um mês e me deu unf???????? se MATA” and “tomara q morra”, suggesting a ruthless, all‑or‑nothing approach to conflict. They also show strategic thinking and a tendency to cultivate their own space and alliances, e.g. “fazer server de nos 3 e a gente reclama um pouco lowkey”, which implies a controlled, almost conspiratorial environment with trusted people. When their security is threatened, they frame it as a serious, almost existential attack — “mas terem ameaçado levar meu pc e meus gatos mds so falem pra eu me matar” — emphasizing the importance of protecting what’s theirs. While there are flashes of affection and loyalty (toward their cats and boyfriend), the dominant pattern is defensive, cutting, and intensely protective of their inner circle, which fits Slytherin far better than the other houses.

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A fitting song for @boothillpelado is Teen Idle by MARINA, which blends dark humor, venting, and vulnerability—much like their timeline of writer/vent posts and spammy irony. They swing between affection and aggression, joking about killing or hating people in an exaggerated way, like “mato todos” and “tomara q morra”, echoing the song’s melodramatic fatalism. At the same time, they show softness and longing, talking about missing ex-friends in “sdd dos meus amigos que virarao inimigos e de quando eles nao erao inimigos” and being very attached to their cats in “tenho q compra coisas na amazon para presentear meus gato com caixa para brincar”. Their fandom-heavy, online-centric life—Genshin, LoL, OCs, Helluva Boss, etc., like “estarei produzindo o lol” and “eu com undertale i helluva”—matches the song’s theme of growing up messy and extremely online. The mix of irony, venting, and yearning in their tweets aligns well with MARINA’s balance of biting self-awareness and emotional drama in Teen Idle.

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