BordigistMaoist
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Ideologically Driven: Bio declares 'Italian left Communist and Maoist' and tweets repeatedly affirm Marxist, Leninist, and Bordigist identity
- Internationalist: Location reads 'international proletariat' and bio includes the word 'Internationalist'
- Self‑Reflective: Tweet: 'what the fuck am I doing' shows personal questioning of purpose
- Satirical: Tweet mocking voting: 'I love commodity production... More pointless voting, I love voting in elections for no reason'
- Creative: Frequent use of pictures, memes, and quoted tweets to convey ideas
Weaknesses:
- Contradictory: Claims 'I hate all forms of Nationalism' yet says 'I’m at a very Italian point in my life'
- Historical Inaccuracy: Tweet: 'Mao and Stalin didn’t even kill anyone' misstates well‑known facts
- Provocative: Uses profanity and insults, e.g., 'what the fuck am I doing' and 'Says the Neo Nazi'
- Ideological Incoherence: Mixes Maoist, leftcom, and Stalinist references, e.g., 'I’m leftcom online and Maoist in practice'
- Ambiguous Identity: Bio lists 'Christo Muslim', merging conflicting religious identifiers
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson best fits this user because of the chaotic, rebellious tone and constant flip‑flopping that echo Bart’s mischievous nature. The user’s self‑questioning posts like "what the fuck am I doing" and the claim "I’ll probably end up an actual leftcom in a couple of years" show a spur‑of‑the‑moment, almost teenage, radicalism. Their exaggerated love of consumption – "I love commodity production!!!! More more more more more!!!!" – mirrors Bart’s over‑the‑top enthusiasm for snacks and instant gratification. Finally, the meme‑laden provocation such as "Neo Nazi one and neo Nazi two And then you have based chad communist" captures Bart’s habit of mixing sarcasm with rebellion.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Extraverted: The user frequently shares personal moments and seeks audience interaction, e.g., 'I’m at a very Italian point in my life [picture]' and 'Peep the new handle'. Intuitive: They discuss abstract theoretical concepts such as 'Bordigism is the next stage of Leninism' and blend ideology with personal identity, showing a focus on ideas over concrete details. Thinking: Their critiques are logical and argumentative, as seen in 'I find it funny how MLs and Leftcoms both claim Lenin and always fight over him' and the provocative claim 'Mao and Stalin didn’t even kill anyone'. Perceiving: Their spontaneous, unstructured posting style, exemplified by 'Can someone help me get this account out of rwtwt aka hell?' and random musings like 'I would take 6 or 7 But no actually 2 or 7', indicates a flexible, adaptable approach.
Some pickup lines for you
- I know Bordiga is your goat, but I’d love to be the Maoist shepherd who guides us to a love revolution together.
- Your devotion to commodity production is impressive—I'd gladly trade all my votes just for a single moment of your affection, no elections required.
- You hate nationalism, yet I’d still claim a small, border‑free territory in your heart—an international love even Lenin would approve of.
- How about we replace the hammer‑sickle above a Gucci store with a hammer‑sickle over a dinner table, and start a revolutionary romance?
- If you’re looking to enlist in the trans Neo‑Cheka, let me be your commander in the campaign to seize the means of love.
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Your new Twitter bio
Italian Marxist & Maoist, coffee lover, reading Bordiga, once explained surplus value to my grandma over espresso. #Internationalist– @BordigistMaoist
Your signature cocktail
Bordiga's Red Espresso Revolt
The bitter Campari and sweet vermouth echo the Italian roots and left-communist flavor, while the smoky mezcal adds a revolutionary heat reminiscent of Maoist fervor. A shot of cold espresso represents the "I’m at a very Italian point in my life" tweet, grounding the drink in Italy’s coffee culture. A splash of grenadine gives the cocktail a deep red hue, a nod to the "Communism is when hammer sickle above Gucci store" post and the blood-red symbolism of Bordiga and Mao. Finally, the chaotic layering mirrors the user’s claim "I love commodity production!!!! More more more more more!!!!" capturing the over-the-top enthusiasm for endless consumption and voting.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user displays strong ambition, aiming to become a 'leftcom' in a few years, as seen in the tweet 'I’ll probably end up an actual leftcom in a couple of years'. They also show strategic cunning, asking 'Should I make a backup account for this account?' and mocking other left groups by saying 'I find it funny how MLs and Leftcoms both claim Lenin and always fight over him…'. Their bold, provocative statements like 'Mao and Stalin didn’t even kill anyone' demonstrate a willingness to manipulate narratives for personal gain, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition and resourcefulness.
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Your song
The Internationale - Pierre De Geyter
The Internationale is the classic anthem of the worldwide socialist and communist movement, echoing the user’s self‑identification as an “Internationalist ☭” in their bio. Its call for workers to “Arise, ye workers from your slumbers” mirrors the tweet 'I’m Marxist and Leninist' and the claim that 'Bordigism is the next stage of Leninism.' The song’s rejection of nationalism—“No more the tyranny of the great powers”—aligns with the tweet 'I hate all forms of Nationalism and patriotism.' Additionally, the chorus’s celebration of collective struggle resonates with the user’s ironic love of “commodity production!!! More more more,” and the blend of historical reverence with revolutionary zeal fits their statement 'I’m leftcom online and Maoist in practice.'
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