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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: sarcastic, chaotic, and always dunking on authority and bad takes. Their timeline is full of irreverent reactions and loud opinions, like yelling about franchise overload in “HOW MANY FUCKING CROSSOVERS IS THIS GUY GONNNA BE IN” and mocking corny industry decisions in “Do they even try when they look for actors or they just slapping celebrities for brownie points”. Like Bart, they roast people but in a way that’s more comedic than deeply malicious, e.g. “I keep seeing you on my timeline and you are so fucking pretentious and annoying man”. Their self-description as a “professional slacker” and “Funny Guy” lines up with Bart’s class-clown, underachiever energy. At the same time, they clearly care about the cartoons, comics, and games they joke about, nerding out over Sonic and animation in tweets like “I like both the classic and adventure era more… I just love drawing the classic characters a lot”, which fits Bart’s secretly passionate fanboy side.

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They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their bio calls them a “professional slacker,” and most tweets are commentary on media rather than personal social life, with no obvious seeking of attention or large-group interaction. Their interests and language show strong intuition (N)—they constantly analyze themes, characterization, and franchise direction, e.g. talking about the Sonic franchise needing a reset and calling movies a “diet version of the actual series” in “These movies are like a diet version of the actual series”, and comparing tonal/visual approaches like the different worlds Sonic visits in “The fact the others are colorful and fantastical worlds…”. They are clearly thinking (T) over feeling: their tone is blunt, critical, and logic-driven, often calling out inconsistencies or miscasting—e.g. “Do they even try when they look for actors or they just slapping celebrities for brownie points” and “Doing everything but fixing that script”—and they openly insult bad takes rather than cushioning criticism, as in “I keep seeing you on my timeline and you are so fucking pretentious and annoying man”. The overall vibe is perceiving (P) rather than judging: they react to leaks, crossovers, and discourse in a spontaneous way, bouncing between franchises and takes (Sonic, Chainsaw Man, DC, TMNT, etc.) without any visible structure or long-term planned projects, and their humor is off‑the‑cuff, like “This frame keeps killing me because I keep thinking about the ‘themes and such’ shitpost”. Finally, their love of picking apart ideas and enjoying meta commentary—e.g. debating canon, mischaracterization, and adaptations in tweets like “HOLY MISCHARACTERIZATION BATMAN!!!” and “I feel like some of ya want these characters to just be here but not act like how we know them”—fits well with the analytical, speculative, and somewhat detached style typical of INTPs.

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Cartoonist in the sewers, documenting Sonic brain rot & crossover chaos. Once heard Sonic Rush at the mall and treated it like a religious experience.– @BoredXavier

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Overproof spiced rum stands in for their loud, uncensored energy and constant rants, like calling out casting with “Didn’t even try to sound like a kid, that’s a grown ass man” and roasting people with “stop being a little bitch and just get off twitter for awhile”. Blue curaçao captures the permanent Sonic fixation, from “SEGA!!! SEGA!!! LOOK AT THIS!!! FUCKING LOOK AT THIS!!! LOCK THE FUCK IN!!!!” to the self‑aware “I got sonic brain rot”. Sour cherry liqueur adds a tart, slightly bitter edge for all the media criticism and crossover fatigue, like “HOW MANY FUCKING CROSSOVERS IS THIS GUY GONNNA BE IN” and “Another mighty morphin series”. A shot of cold brew nods to the “professional slacker” who still stays terminally online, reacting in real time to chapters like “THERES NO FUCKING WAY SHE JUST DID THAT!!! I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW SHE CAN DO THAT!!! #csm220”. Topping it with citrus soda keeps it bright, cartoony, and fun, matching takes like “It’s not about what’s practical, it’s about who’s slaying the most. And both got that shit on” and their love for colorful, stylish designs such as “Design wise I think classic tails looks better then modern tails”. This ends up strong but playful, a chaotic spritz that feels like scrolling their timeline: loud, blue, nerdy, and unexpectedly thoughtful under all the slander.

Your Hogwarts House
XV24’s timeline reads like someone who charges head‑first into conflict and says exactly what they think, a classic Gryffindor trait. They repeatedly confront people and entities very directly, like calling out a miscast actor with “Didn’t even try to sound like a kid, that’s a grown ass man” and flaming another user with “I keep seeing you on my timeline and you are so fucking pretentious and annoying man… get over it”. They also show moral outrage and a willingness to speak up about uncomfortable topics, e.g. “This country really is run by pedophiles” and the Roblox situation where “You know the shit happening on Roblox is bad when Chris ‘To Catch A Predator’ ass Hansen is talking about it”. The tone is less calculating and ambitious (Slytherin) and more reactive, emotional, and justice-driven, like when they slam brand/industry decisions with “Paramount barely promotes their 3d animated movies… They really don’t care about animation”. Even when they’re joking, the language is fiery and combative—“Sometimes you just want to beat the fuck out of someone and you want that shit to hurt”—which fits Gryffindor’s impulsive, confrontational courage more than Ravenclaw’s detachment or Hufflepuff’s patience. Overall, XV24 comes across as a loud, values-driven nerd who will absolutely start a fight on the timeline if something feels wrong, which is very Gryffindor-coded.

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A fitting song for @BoredXavier is "Misery Business" by Paramore because it matches their energetic, snarky, and unapologetically opinionated online persona. They’re constantly calling things out with blunt, fiery language, like when they react to crossovers with “HOW MANY FUCKING CROSSOVERS IS THIS GUY GONNNA BE IN” and media decisions with “Ok diaper boy let’s not do that ‘gen z’ bull shit…”. The song’s theme of loudly airing grievances and not holding back fits tweets such as “I keep seeing you on my timeline and you are so fucking pretentious and annoying man” and “People like this are so funny because I see a lot of tweets that sound annoying and I just ignore it and go on with my day”. Despite the cynicism, there’s a playful, dramatic flair in tweets like “BBBOOOOOOORRRRIIIINGGG Now where’s my real monster fuckers at?” and their self-description as a “Funny Guy and professional slacker,” which lines up with the song’s youthful, rebellious energy. Like the track, their timeline feels like a loud, cathartic vent session that’s equal parts complaint, humor, and passion about the media they love.

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