Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about bad days and crying, like “hj foi um dia ruim fui totalmente afetado por outra pessoa” and “nao choro tanto assim faz um tempo”.
- Affectionate partner: Shows care and effort in the relationship, e.g. planning things and missing her: “rapaziada date deu muito bom ❤️”, “ja to com saudade denovo pqp”, “100 things i love in you”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes his own patterns and flaws, like calling himself possessive and mentally unwell in “sou doente viado sou possessivo sou maluco da cabeça pra me senti assim com isso” and questioning his reactions in “pq q o troco tem q ser na mesma moeda...”.
- Humorous creativity: Uses dark and absurd humor (zoofilia/bode, ghouls, fight club jokes), e.g. “sera que minha mae fez zoofilia? porque eu nasci o bode fucking goaattt” and “um salve pras pessoas que comem e vomitam... eu sei que vcs são ghouls ✌️”.
- Goal-oriented: Talks about getting a job and planning life changes: “preciso de um jovem aprendiz” and “se da pra se mudar em mais ou menos 3 2 meses entao da pra começa em fev e aproveita o resto do ano manteno”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Swings sharply between hope and despair, from “amanha tem potencial pra tar sendo top 3 dias da minha vida em” to “i give up” and “pq minha vida e assimmm💔✌️”.
- Possessive jealousy: Self-identifies as possessive and mentally unstable about relationship issues in “sou doente viado sou possessivo sou maluco da cabeça pra me senti assim com isso”, which can strain his partner.
- Negative self-image: Frequently calls himself a failure or miserable, e.g. “melancolia ta ate no meu emoji favorito sou um fracassado mesmo” and “entrando nesse natal sendo uma pessoa miseravel gg”.
- Avoidant coping: Leans on substances and escapism, like “nao quero beija ningueem nao quero socializa so quero usa drogas e se feliz” and “bebendo alcool pra queimar as calorias #edtwt”.
- Relationship frustration: Expresses recurring resentment toward partner’s behavior, e.g. “quando sua namorada nao tem responsabilidade pelas açoes e faz blame switch...” and “minha namorada quer ir pra liberdade💔”, suggesting communication issues.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
The user most closely resembles Milhouse Van Houten. Milhouse is emotional, insecure, and intensely attached to his crushes, similar to how this user talks about their girlfriend and dependence, calling himself “dependente” in the bio and saying things like “sou doente viado sou possessivo sou maluco da cabeça pra me senti assim com isso”. Like Milhouse, he oscillates between romantic hope and heartbreak, from optimistic posts like “amanha tem potencial pra tar sendo top 3 dias da minha vida em” and “rapaziada date deu muito bom ❤️” to despairing ones like “pq minha vida e assimmm💔✌️” and “i give up”. His self-deprecating humor and feeling of being overlooked or mistreated echo Milhouse’s constant sense of being the underdog, as seen in “fazendo tudo por pessoas que nao fariam nada por mim” and “pq q meus follower cada vez diminui”. At the same time, he’s a bit nerdy and online-gamer coded, tweeting about Roblox and Valorant like Milhouse’s dorky interests: “me adicionem no roblox pra resenharr nick: psicoanalise” and “to vendendo uma conta de valorant com 1000 1100+ gastos nela”. Overall, he combines vulnerability, romantic obsession, and awkward humor in a way that is quintessentially Milhouse.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they often mention feeling hidden or withdrawn, like in “eh mano vou pra sempre ficar escondido” and preferring isolation and drugs over socializing in “nao quero beija ningueem nao quero socializa so quero usa drogas e se feliz”, showing a tendency to retreat into their inner world rather than seek broad social attention. Their focus on emotional meaning, self-image, and hypothetical better selves points to Intuition over Sensing: “e se eu fosse melhor mais bonito mais alto fosse rico incrivel em tudo” and “algum dia tudo vai ser como sempre foi entao nao tem muito pq se preocupar” are abstract, future-oriented reflections rather than concrete sensory details. They are strongly Feeling: their timeline is dominated by hurt, attachment, and relational pain, as in “sou doente viado sou possessivo sou maluco da cabeça pra me senti assim com isso”, “quando sua namorada nao tem responsabilidade pelas açoes…💔✌️”, and the romantic intensity of “100 things i love in you”. Their style appears more Perceiving than Judging: they emphasize drifting feelings, impulsivity, and lack of structure, like “fazendo tudo por pessoas que nao fariam nada por mim” and only vaguely planning work with “preciso descolar um jovem aprendiz esse 2026… nem q me pague 200 por mes eu vo”, suggesting a flexible, reactive lifestyle rather than rigid organization. Taken together—emotionally intense inner life, idealism, relational sensitivity, and low structure—this pattern best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘combo sem ela + ter que ir pra escola + ter que acordar cedo jts over pra mim betinhas’ — solution: skip the ‘sem ela’ part and just add me to the combo so life finally buffs your stats.
- You sold a Valorant account with 1000+ invested, but I’m more into IRL ranked — what do I need to do to get a permanent spot in your 5-stack and your ‘pasta segura for 2 3 years’?
- You said ‘amanha tem potencial pra tar sendo top 3 dias da minha vida’ before that date… how about we try to speedrun a new PB and make ‘top 1 day of your life’ together?
- You joked ‘sera que minha mae fez zoofilia? porque eu nasci o bode fucking goaattt’ — if you’re the GOAT, let me be the clown that keeps you laughing when you’re feeling like a ‘vida bostola’.
- You keep tweeting ‘quero amar e ser amado’ and ‘fazendo tudo por pessoas que nao fariam nada por mim’ — I’m volunteering to be the plot twist: you love anime and games, I love you and your pizza-banida-do-céu timeline. Fair trade?
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16 • Brasília 🇧🇷 | Trying to balance school, love, games & a brain that overthinks everything. Once sold a Valorant account to fund my next chapter.– @borninthighs
Your signature cocktail
Beta Heart Break Highball
Brazilian cachaça grounds the drink in their identity and setting, echoing the "brasilia" in their bio and the mix of bravado and vulnerability in posts like “sera que minha mae fez zoofilia? porque eu nasci o bode fucking goaattt”. Guaraná soda with lime captures their teen energy and jittery optimism, the same vibe as “amanha tem potencial pra tar sendo top 3 dias da minha vida em” and the hyped "date" in “rapaziada date deu muito bom ❤️”. Pomegranate syrup adds a sweet-but-bloody heart note for all the romantic chaos, especially “minha namorada quer ir pra liberdade💔” and the ache in “ja to com saudade denovo pqp”. Coffee bitters bring in their late-night overthinking and melancholic edge from lines like “no fim do dia eu só sucumbi denovo como um verme” and “fazendo tudo por pessoas que nao fariam nada por mim”. The crushed ice and lone cherry on top mirror the fragile, performative optimism of “uhul” masking the heaviness of “hj foi um dia ruim fui totalmente afetado por outra pessoa”, making this cocktail a sweet, fizzy, slightly bitter mess—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Renan shows very strong themes of loyalty, emotional dependence, and a desire to care for and be cared for, all of which fit Hufflepuff best. Their bio literally says "dependente" and they repeatedly center their girlfriend and relationships, for example worrying when “minha namorada quer ir pra liberdade💔” and describing themselves as possessive and obsessed in “sou doente viado sou possessivo sou maluco da cabeça pra me senti assim com isso”. They constantly overextend themselves for others even when those people don’t reciprocate, as in “fazendo tudo por pessoas que nao fariam nada por mim” and wondering why they always try to treat others well in “so eu que tenho que tentar ser paciente e tratar sempre como quero ser tratado mesmo sabendo que nao vou ser”. There is also a strong work/effort theme: they’re focused on getting a first job even for very little money in “preciso descolar um jovem aprendiz esse 2026 perto de escola pprtttt nem q me pague 200 por mes eu vo viado nao ter dinheiro e muito bosta” and again in “preciso de um jovem aprendiz”, showing a willingness to grind. While they sometimes express bitterness, the core pattern is craving stable affection and fairness, not dominance or glory, which aligns far more with Hufflepuff’s loyal, emotionally driven nature than with the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well‑suited song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures the mix of angst, vulnerability, and dark humor that runs through their timeline. They constantly mention feeling miserable or overwhelmed by others, like when they say “hj foi um dia ruim fui totalmente afetado por outra pessoa” and “fazendo tudo por pessoas que nao fariam nada por mim”, which fits the song’s theme of emotional exhaustion and frustration. Their self‑deprecating jokes and insecurity — “e se eu fosse melhor mais bonito mais alto fosse rico incrivel em tudo” and “no fim do dia eu só sucumbi denovo como um verme” — echo the song’s sense of not fitting in and being under pressure. The chaotic mix of romantic obsession and heartbreak in tweets like “ja to com saudade denovo pqp” and “quando sua namorada nao tem responsabilidade pelas açoes…” lines up with the rebellious, emotionally-charged teenage perspective of the track. Overall, Teenagers matches their blend of sarcasm, emotional turbulence, and feeling misunderstood in a harsh social environment.
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