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Your Simpsons character
This user lines up best with Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny-humorous, and always loudly stanning what they love. Like Bart, they’re impulsive and unfiltered, mixing sexual innuendo with jokes, as in “BOTA NA BOCA BOTA NA CARA BOTA ONDE QUISER ANITTA” and “Fudeu, Anitta misturou tesão com romance”. Their timeline is full of gleeful overreactions and caps-lock outbursts — “SAIU POHA CARALHOOOOOOOOOO”, “ELA TA VIVA SEUS FDPS” — which mirrors Bart’s dramatic flair and love of stirring things up. At the same time, there’s clear devotion to idols and causes, like their constant campaigning for Anitta (“Temos que entender que Anitta não é uma artista qualquer, é uma artista with power, impacto”) and a playful left-leaning edge in the bio (“Tentativa de comunista”), similar to Bart’s rebellious streak against authority. Overall, they read as a pop-fan, meme-heavy, irreverent troublemaker with a heart — very Bart-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: their identity is outward-facing, centered on shared experiences and live events, like hyping festivals and shows (“Eu faço gostosin GOSTOSIN #PlanetaAtlantida2026”, “#EnsaiosDaAnitta”), and they often broadcast intense reactions in public language (“SAIU POHA CARALHOOOOOOOOOO”). Their focus shows Intuition (N): they like theorizing about the industry and future possibilities rather than just reporting facts, e.g. speculating about careers and comebacks (“Se esse não é o comeback da deusa, o verdadeiro vai criar inveja”, “Anitta afirmou ter álbum vindo então tá realmente vindo manas”). They are strongly Feeling (F) oriented, making emotional, value-based judgments about artists and politics, from calling Anitta “necessária” (“Necessária”) to expressing frustration in emotive terms (“#VMA va tomar no teu cu… engajamento total que os Anitters deu pra essa pagina de animais”) and heartbreak (“Ele parou de me seguir 💔”). Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: their tweets show spontaneity and in-the-moment reactions rather than structured plans, like sudden bursts of excitement (“MUDOU POHA, ANITTA ACORDOU”) and playful, chaotic desires (“Sonho ser fantasma e saber o que a Anitta ta sentindo agora”). This energetic, emotive, speculative, and improvisational style aligns best with ENFP.

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Half-time European, full-time Anitta analyst. Once planned a tour from a ‘sexy bar’ Wi‑Fi. Pop charts, politics & random thoughts in one timeline.– @BotaProLOve

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with passionfruit cachaça to honor their feral Anitta devotion and horny chaos, straight out of lines like “ANITTA EVOCOU O TESÃO” and “Fudeu, Anitta misturou tesão com romance”. A layer of sparkling rosé wine reflects their Europe/Brazil pop crossover vibe and comments like “Eu como europeia estou declarando inveja a moradores do Brasil, Poha Anitta”, giving it global, celebratory energy. Pink grapefruit juice brings a sweet-but-bitter edge, matching their mix of stan joy and sarcastic complaints such as “Indústria musical entregando zero, por isso que esses condenados estão cumprindo”. A dash of spicy chili syrup represents their political bite and lefty fire hinted in the bio and in tweets like “Só existe um cachaceiro decente nesse mundo e ele é Lula”. Finally, edible gold glitter sits on top for the diva glamour and chart-obsessed energy of posts like “Imagina ser Anitta e ter um top 10 no spotify assim” and “Se esse não é o comeback da deusa, o verdadeiro vai criar inveja”, making the drink as loud and extra as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
This user is driven by intense passion and impulsive emotion, which fits Gryffindor best. They erupt in all-caps, heat-of-the-moment reactions like “SAIU POHA CARALHOOOOOOOOOO” and “MUDOU POHA, ANITTA ACORDOU”, showing a bold, visceral style rather than a calculated or reserved one. Their fierce readiness to confront institutions and call them out — for example “#VMA va tomar no teu cu, Romeo com maior potencia de videoclipe…” and frustration that no one would stream Anitta’s performance in “afe sério que ninguém vai transmitir a Rainha do Brasil gratuitamente? ANITTA NO EARTHSHOT” — reflects a Gryffindor-like instinct to stand up loudly for what they feel is right. There’s also a clear hero-focus in how they frame Anitta as a boundary-breaking figure, e.g. “Portugal precisa de uma Anitta, Portugal precisa de uma pessoa que passe as barreiras”, which aligns with Gryffindor admiration of bold trailblazers. While they are loyal to their fave (a Hufflepuff-type trait), the dominant tone is fiery, dramatic, and combative in defense of their beliefs, making Gryffindor the best fit.

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The best song for them is “Envolver” by Anitta, because their entire timeline revolves around intense stan energy, sensuality, and obsession with Anitta’s artistry. They constantly react to Anitta mixing desire and romance, as seen in “Fudeu, Anitta misturou tesão com romance” and “ANITTA EVOCOU O TESÃO”, which mirrors the steamy, seductive vibe of Envolver. They even say they feel a new hit like Envolver coming every time she posts stories: “Eu to começando a sentir um hit tipo envolver vindo a cada momento que Anitta coloca nos storys”, directly tying their expectations of her to that song. Their bio (“Fã de Anitta… Conteúdo aleatório”) and tweets like “ouçam Anitta e GOSTOSIN” and “Aura +100000000 by Anitta” show they center their identity around Anitta’s sensual, global pop era, of which Envolver is the clearest symbol. The way they celebrate her power and impact in “Temos que entender que Anitta não é uma artista qualquer, é uma artista com poder, impacto” also fits Envolver’s role as the breakthrough global hit that matches their stan passion.

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