Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humor: Uses jokes like “goose myorning” and “traders get raped, thieves dont.”
- Tech-savvy: Mentions crypto, zero‑fee DEX, Cloudflare outages, GPU pricing.
- Curious: Asks about memecoins, product values across currencies, and tech ideas.
- Engaging: Tags others, seeks game recommendations, interacts with community.
- Creative: Coins phrases such as “RLM: Retarded Language Model” and “insilico do it!”
Weaknesses:
- Profane: Frequent profanity like “FUCK”, “FUCKK”, and vulgar remarks.
- Redundant: Repeats “goose myorning” across many tweets.
- Negative: Posts harsh statements, e.g., “accounts that reply 1k+ each day are either bots or retards.”
- Unfocused: Jumps between unrelated topics—gaming, credit cards, crypto, memes.
- Impulsive: Shares random, unfiltered thoughts like “I got a banger idea while shitting but forgor.”
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson is a good match because the user constantly complains about everyday inconveniences, like the tweet "TWO FUCKING HOURS AND A BROKEN BACK. THANK YOU CABLE MANAGEMENT" which mirrors Homer's gripes about his job and home life. Their obsession with expensive gadgets ("one day i’ll have a 30k usd tv") and frustration over paying for services ("man i wouldn't like paying 30$ a month for using a computer") echo Homer's love of TV and fear of bills. The random catch‑phrase "goose myorning" functions like Homer's own "D'oh!" as a goofy, repeated exclamation. Their self‑deprecating humor and occasional profanity ("can't wait for my crypto trader to become a kid") also fit Homer's laid‑back, sometimes clueless personality. Finally, the mix of tech confusion ("yeah fuck you windows") and whimsical thoughts ("when will santa claus launch a memecoin?") captures Homer's tendency to be out‑of‑touch yet enthusiastic about new stuff.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
The user frequently engages with followers and uses direct address like 'hey hun do you know about this new zero‑fees dex…' and repeatedly greets 'goose myorning', suggesting extraverted interaction. Their tweets often jump to future‑oriented, speculative ideas such as 'when will santa claus launch a memecoin?' and 'how about we make all the popular AI models extremely limited…', indicating a preference for intuition. They tend to evaluate topics with logical critique, e.g., 'I like how when projects don’t get traction they just switch to a popular new chain and calling it a "rebrand"' and 'you can never be responsible with digital money…', showing a thinking style. The stream‑of‑consciousness style, spontaneous remarks like 'I got a banger idea while shitting but forgor' and the repeated 'goose myorning' mantra reveal a flexible, perceiving approach rather than a structured, judging one.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we were a zero‑fee DEX, I'd swap my heart for yours—no slippage, just pure love, and I promise I won't crash like a Cloudflare outage.
- I may not own a $30k TV yet, but I can stream a perfect gaming night with you, serve my famous tomato soup, and say ‘goose myorning’ together.
- Your Polymarket bets may be tiny, but the odds of us hitting a perfect match are off‑the‑charts—let's place a joint bet on a date.
- In GTA Online I'd spend 15 million just to buy a mansion for us, then we'd lock the doors, fire up Insulico, and finally get that chief title together.
- Your bio says 'we could either do better or do each other n/acc'—so how about we skip the 'do better' and just do each other over a meme‑coin Santa gift?
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Your new Twitter bio
Crypto & gaming geek, hardware tinkerer, meme lover. Once tried heating my PC on a gas stove. Always hunting zero‑fee DEXes & better graphics.– @bottomdragging
Your signature cocktail
Goose Morning Meme Mule
The Goose Morning Meme Mule captures Hu's chaotic meme‑fuelled vibe, combining the bite of ginger beer (a nod to their "I never had gingerbread before going to get some now :)" tweet) with a splash of blue curaçao that mirrors the neon hype of "when will santa claus launch a memecoin?" and "gaming industry will die and everyone will pivot to making their own insilico level puter setups". The vodka gives the drink a strong base like Hu’s "collecting 15 million dollars in GTA online to buy this new mansion… its harder than earning IRL" ambition. A dash of edible gold glitter represents their obsession with "digital money" and zero‑fee DEXes, while the gummy goose garnish is a playful shout‑out to the recurring "goose myorning" mantra. Each sip feels like a meme‑filled stream of consciousness, just as Hu’s timeline jumps from crypto to gaming to random humor. The drink’s fizz and sweet‑spicy finish echo the mix of frustration ("TWO FUCKING HOURS AND A BROKEN BACK. THANK YOU CABLE MANAGEMENT") and optimism ("It's december so hu have decided to not make any more moves for this year").
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user repeatedly shows ambition and a desire for wealth, such as "one day i’ll have a 30k usd tv" and "collecting 15 million dollars in gta online to buy this new mansion… its harder than earning irl". They focus on gaining advantage in crypto and finance, evident in tweets like "‘hey hun do you know about this new zero fees dex that offers points?’" and "I could have been rich by now" about polymarket referrals. Their cynical view of markets, e.g., "traders get raped, thieves dont", and strategic thinking about AI and blockchain projects also reflect Slytherin’s resourcefulness. While they occasionally mention learning new skills, the dominant theme is ambition and a cunning pursuit of personal gain, aligning them most closely with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham
The chaotic, meme‑filled timeline of @bottomdragging mirrors the lyrical tour of Bo Burnham’s "Welcome to the Internet," which riffs on endless scrolling, random memes, and the absurdity of online culture. Their tweet "when will santa claus launch a memecoin?" and the repeated "goose myorning" capture the same bizarre, internet‑native humor the song satirizes. References to crypto ("hey hun do you know about this new zero fees dex that offers points?") and constant tech complaints ("yeah fuck you windows") echo the song’s lines about "the internet is a place where everything is for sale and everything is a meme." The user’s blend of aspiration ("one day i’ll have a 30k usd tv") and frustration ("TWO FUCKING HOURS AND A BROKEN BACK. THANK YOU CABLE MANAGEMENT") matches the song’s oscillation between wonder and dread. Overall the song’s commentary on the overwhelming, meme‑driven digital world fits their online persona perfectly.
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