Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love for partner, friends, and pets, e.g. “feliz año nuevo al amor de mi vida” and “feliz cumpleaños kalita hermosa te amo muchísimo mi corazón”.
- Humorous: Uses self‑irony and playful exaggerations, like “llegar a mi casa para jugar a los sims y matar a los bebés” and “cosas q llevo para dar la paes… Biblia péndulo el tarot palo santo”.
- Loyal: Shows strong attachment to specific people and artists, e.g. repeated devotion to Kory in “hace 8 meses kory era mi mejor amiga y ahora es mi novia prometida esposa mejor amiga alma gemela” and to Lexie Grey in “cada día te extraño más Lexie Grey nada es lo mismo sin ti”.
- PoliticallyEngaged: Comments actively on politics and ideology, such as critiques of Kast in “en 2029 se van a postular los 9 kast” and concerns about racism in “cuando kast diga q hay q respetar a la raza chilena…”.
- EmotionallyExpressive: Openly shares anxiety, sadness, and nostalgia, e.g. “nunca me había sentido tan ansioso (sí) y todo por alguien” and “esto m mata lentamente”.
Weaknesses:
- ImpulsivePosting: Acknowledges regret about what they share: “subo tantas cosas que me arrepiento a las dos horas”.
- ConflictProne: Mentions frequent fights and blocking people, e.g. “lindo día..peleando con todos” and “aprendiendo de cierta persona bloqueando gente por sanidad mental”.
- SelfDestructiveHumor: Jokes in harsh or dark ways about self and relationships, such as “dije que me daban asco los gays..pero por amor soy de todo” and “llegar a mi casa para jugar a los sims y matar a los bebés”.
- EmotionalVolatility: Swings between affection and frustration, e.g. intense love for Kory in “kory y yo después de nuestro matrimonio” contrasted with anxiety and pain in “me duele todo joder llamen al doctor”.
- Oversharing: Shares very personal emotional states and relationship details publicly, like “nunca me había sentido tan ansioso (sí) y todo por alguien” and detailed partner dynamics in multiple Kory‑related tweets.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Alex most closely matches Homer Simpson: chaotic, deeply loving, dramatic, and impulsively emotional. There’s a very Homer-like devotion to their partner and friends, from calling someone “the love of my life” in “feliz año nuevo al amor de mi vida” to the over-the-top romantic saga with Kory in “hace 8 meses kory era mi mejor amiga y ahora es mi novia prometida esposa mejor amiga alma gemela”. The humor is loud and sometimes dark or exaggerated, like “llegar a mi casa para jugar a los sims y matar a los bebés” and “cosas q llevo para dar la paes ... Biblia péndulo el tarot palo santo”, very in line with Homer’s absurdist energy. Alex swings between melodramatic suffering and comedy—“nunca me había sentido tan ansioso (sí) y todo por alguien” and then joking about politics and spitting incidents in “me llego un escupo Nunca había tenido tanto asco”—just as Homer careens between heartfelt moments and ridiculous crises. Despite the clowning, there’s real tenderness toward loved ones and pets, like “la gatita d mi novio baja de peso y mi gato con un par d kilitos más Estamos destinados”, which fits Homer’s big-hearted, messy, but ultimately affectionate nature.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an extrovert (E): they’re constantly engaging with friends, inside jokes, and public drama, talking about parties, concerts, and social life, like in “lindo día..peleando con todos” and “re puti con el dm lleno de mujeres”, showing energy from interaction rather than withdrawal. Their style is strongly intuitive (N): instead of focusing on practical details, they dramatize and imagine alternate realities, e.g. “en este universo mark y lexie vuelven, se casan y tienen dos hijitos” and joking about future politics in “en 2029 se van a postular los 9 kast”. They are clearly feeling (F)-oriented: tweets revolve around love, attachment, and emotional loyalty—“hace 8 meses kory era mi mejor amiga y ahora es mi novia prometida esposa mejor amiga alma gemela”—and they express intense likes/dislikes with emotional language like “TE ODIO derek TE ODIO”. Finally, they seem perceiving (P) rather than structured: they lean into spontaneity, chaos, and last-minute or impulsive choices, as seen in “subo tantas cosas que me arrepiento a las dos horas” and the playful, slightly disorganized approach to exams in “cosas q llevo para dar la paes lápiz mina goma destacadores Biblia péndulo el tarot palo santo”. Taken together – highly social, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous – they fit best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re taking tarot, palo santo and a Bible to the PAES, should I go too so you can add ‘one very nervous future boyfriend/girlfriend’ to the list of essentials?
- You’re out here crying over Mark and Lexie, hating Derek, and worshipping Jo Wilson… I think Shonda Rhimes owes you a spin‑off where you stop suffering and end up with me instead.
- You said you deserve to see BTS and get the chance you missed in 2017 — how about we start by doing a practice run: a tiny ‘concert’ where we just put them on and I hold your hand during Spring Day?
- You’ve survived walking through Pudahuel y La Bandera, losing your boyfriend in Panamá, and fighting on Chilean political Twitter… honestly, going on a date with me would be the easiest thing you’ve done all year.
- You said in otro universo Mark y Lexie se casan y tienen dos hijitos; in this universe, I’m just trying to make the timeline where ‘Alex y yo’ live happily ever after canon.
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28 | Chile. Survived PAES with tarot, BTS & too much pisco sour. Studies, politics & cat drama—sometimes all in the same thread.– @bourt3ez
Your signature cocktail
Pisco Sour de la Alma Gemela
This cocktail starts with pisco, a nod to their proudly Chilean side and that tweet declaring “mi cosa favorita Pisco sour chileno”. Fresh lime juice brings sharpness and chaos, like walking through Santiago and joking about politics, from “another fortnight lost in santiago” to muttering “Evelyn matthei no tenía que salir”. Passion fruit pulp represents their intense romantic life and devotion to Kory, as in “hace 8 meses kory era mi mejor amiga y ahora es mi novia prometida esposa mejor amiga alma gemela” and “feliz año nuevo al amor de mi vida”. A dash of bitters captures the drama, angst and overly honest posting seen in “subo tantas cosas que me arrepiento a las dos horas” and “nunca me había sentido tan ansioso (sí) y todo por alguien”. Finally, the foamy egg white top is the soft protective layer over all that intensity, like cuddling up with fandoms and shows in “en este universo mark y lexie vuelven, se casan y tienen dos hijitos” while still screaming “yo por jara MATO”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Alex shows a strong Gryffindor streak of passion, impulsiveness, and a tendency to throw themself into drama and conflict. Their political and moral fervor comes out in tweets like “yo por jara MATO” and “Evelyn matthei no tenía que salir”, where they talk in absolutist, almost combative terms about elections. They’re also openly intense and reactive in personal relationships, from joking about toxic cycles like “volvió mi relación tóxica posesiva con sky luego de ser rota por cierta persona con B” to dramatically declaring love such as “feliz año nuevo al amor de mi vida” and “hace 8 meses kory era mi mejor amiga y ahora es mi novia prometida esposa mejor amiga alma gemela”. There’s a noticeable willingness to stand up loudly for what (and who) they care about, from defending Victor Jara in “le vienen a hablar de comunismo al mismísimo Victor Jara” to passionately mourning fictional characters like Lexie Grey in “cada día te extraño más Lexie Grey nada es lo mismo sin ti”. While they do show loyalty and humor that could fit Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw, the dominant vibe is bold, emotional, and confrontational—classic Gryffindor energy.
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Your song
Love Story - Taylor Swift
A well‑known song that fits Alex is “Love Story” because so much of their timeline revolves around dramatic, ride‑or‑die romance, especially with Kory, who goes from best friend to “novia prometida esposa mejor amiga alma gemela” in “hace 8 meses kory era mi mejor amiga y ahora es mi novia prometida esposa mejor amiga alma gemela”. They constantly frame their relationship in epic, almost fictional terms, like “kory y yo después de nuestro matrimonio” and “casi 9 meses con el amor de mi vida Va a nacer mi hijo”, echoing the fairy‑tale intensity of the song. The way they speak about love is dramatic, idealized, and a little chaotic, matching the narrative tension in Love Story. Even outside of Kory, they romanticize everything—from fandoms to politics to friendships—seen in tweets like “yo por jara MATO”, which fits the all‑in, heart‑on‑sleeve energy that defines the song’s lyrics. Overall, Love Story captures Alex’s mix of humor, drama, and genuine devotion in the way they talk about the people they love.
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