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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson’s rebellious, profanity‑laden attitude and feeling of being misunderstood match the user’s online persona. Tweets such as "Fuck this stupid chungus elo" and "I look so fucking stupid" echo Bart’s irreverent, self‑deprecating style. The user’s claim "Noone really knows me anyway me and my whole 11 followers" mirrors Bart’s sense of isolation as the class troublemaker. References to medication – "Supply of my normal pills arrived I can freely talk now" – parallel Bart’s occasional reliance on ADHD meds in the show. Finally, the darkly comedic threat "I will burn the house of the lucky person from comments" aligns with Bart’s mischievous, sometimes violent fantasies.

Your MBTI personality Type
BoVolkov’s tweets reveal an introverted orientation: they often speak of feeling misunderstood and isolated, e.g., 'Noone really knows me anyway me and my whole 11 followers.' Their dominant intuition shows in abstract reflections such as 'I started to understand the addiction' and the comment that 'Pandora’s Bench is balanced,' indicating a focus on patterns and possibilities rather than raw details. Decision‑making is driven by feelings, as seen in emotional statements like 'My mental health is declining' and the impulsive threat 'I will burn the house of the lucky person from comments,' which prioritize personal values over objective analysis. Their lifestyle is clearly perceiving, with spontaneous, unplanned expressions like 'Fuck this protoss shit man' and 'Just got this cool ass jacket just need a motorcycle now.' Overall, the blend of introversion, intuition, feeling, and perceiving aligns best with the INFP personality type.

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English teacher & master's student. Gaming strategist. Once taught a class while wearing a dragon coat—my students still talk about it.– @BoVolkov

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This cocktail, the Cottage in the Woods Elixir, blends Earl‑Grey‑infused gin for a distinctly British twist – a nod to the tweet "This is the most british item I have seen." It swirls in a splash of absinthe, echoing the chaotic "licensed schizo" vibe and the line "My mental health is declining." A drizzle of birch‑sap syrup conjures the forest atmosphere of the "cottage in the woods" tweet. A shot of energy drink adds the jittery rush of "15+ mana combos" from his gaming posts. Finally, it's crowned with a gummy bear skewer, a cheeky reminder of the bear‑fighting line "If noone comments I'll rematch with the bear in the forest."

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s academic background is evident in tweets like "I am a teacher now. Employment era. This will surely affect my mental health positively." and "22 Licensed Schizo… Also an English Teacher alongside ongoing Masters," showing a clear value for learning and intellectual growth, a hallmark of Ravenclaw. Their love for complex, strategic gaming is highlighted in "Love doing 15+ mana combos where stars have to align while my opponents do 5 mana combos on turn 3 with 2 cards with 7 million tutors," reflecting the house’s appreciation for cleverness and wit. Their sarcastic, self‑aware humor, as seen in "I look so fucking stupid" and "Noone really knows me anyway me and my whole 11 followers," demonstrates the sharp wit and reflective nature prized by Ravenclaw. While occasional angry outbursts appear, the dominant pattern is intellectual curiosity and strategic thinking, aligning most closely with Ravenclaw’s values.

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The line "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo" captures how @BoVolkov constantly feels like an outsider, as they wrote, "Noone really knows me anyway me and my whole 11 followers. (Half of them aren't even real people I doubt)". Their self‑deprecating comment "I look so fucking stupid" mirrors the same sense of low self‑esteem expressed in the song. The mention of mental health struggles, such as "Supply of my normal pills arrived I can freely talk now" and "My mental health is declining", aligns with the song’s haunting confession of inner turmoil. Finally, the dark humor and occasional threats like "I will burn the house of the lucky person from comments. If noone comments I'll rematch with the bear in the forest" echo the song’s bleak, confessional mood.

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