Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Invents absurd narratives like a steatopygian reindeer and a minotaur milking facility in his tweets
- Expressive: Posts prolifically on many topics, matching the bio’s claim of being a man of strong passions
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and absurd jokes, e.g., the yoga‑studio baby‑massage comment
- Knowledgeable: References historical figures, literature and politics (e.g., Roman von Ungern Sternberg, Ben Jennings cartoons)
- Resilient: Rebuilt social connections after burning through his friend group and returning to IRL friendships
Weaknesses:
- Provocative: Shares extremist and violent language, such as praising the Connolly Affair and using profanity
- Incoherent: Tweets jump between unrelated subjects, e.g., e‑girls, AI CEOs and Christmas movies in one post
- Narcissistic: Frequent self‑promotion (repeated 'NEW BOVSTACK JUST DROPPED') and focus on personal drama
- Irresponsible: Fabricates confessional autofiction about a minotaur milking job and spreads misleading claims
- Misogynistic: Makes demeaning statements about women, such as the 'cats = women' theory and desire to manipulate waifish women
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Sideshow Bob is the best match because he is a flamboyant, theatrical villain who constantly references high culture (e.g., his desire to run a ballet troupe, "I really need to be put in charge of a ballet troupe…"). He sees himself as a court jester for powerful figures ("The arc of AGI is long and it bends towards me being an in house court jester for an AI CEO"). He is self‑aggrandizing, constantly boasting about his size and passions ("A large and imposing man of strong passions"). He thrives on conspiratorial, grandiose statements ("I am hearing that on his death‑bed Chris Rea…" and "I have a hot take about the relative merits of this Vaquita and the entire population of the Global South that will BLOW YOUR MIND"). Finally, his manipulative, e‑girl‑obsessed tone mirrors his classic scheming nature ("I really need to be put in charge of a ballet troupe… emotionally manipulating waifish and unstable young women").
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Their communication is highly introspective and self‑focused, typical of introverts, as shown by the tweet 'Accidentally introducing myself as “Bovril” at my first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, walking out, never coming back.' They constantly use abstract metaphors, mythic references, and future‑oriented speculation (e.g., 'The arc of AGI is long and it bends towards me being an in‑house court jester for an AI CEO'), indicating a dominant intuition. Their decision‑making style is logical and critical, often dismissing emotions, illustrated by 'If being “nice” means accepting injustice for the sake of order, I have zero desire to be seen as nice,' showing a Thinking preference. They display a strong preference for planning and control over their future, repeatedly stating concrete timelines such as '2026 will be the year where all of you end up on the receiving end of one of the green arrows…,' which aligns with Judging. Combined, these traits point to an INTJ personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a BOVSTACK? Because I could scroll through your posts forever—especially if the next chapter has me as the e‑girl who brings you a Christmas card and a minotaur‑milk latte.
- If I were an e‑girl, I’d be the ‘Alpha Girlboss’ you’ve been waiting for—let’s ditch the AI CEO jester role and star in a secret ballet duet on the longest night of the year.
- Your love for British soft‑power and ‘Silly Sausage Britain’ is tasty—how about we swap a cup of tea for a steatopygian reindeer selfie and a night of conspiratorial Christmas trivia?
- I hear the arc of AGI bends toward anyone who can charm a ballet troupe—let’s test that by choreographing a minotaur‑themed pas de deux while sipping warm toddy under Andre Rieu’s holiday tunes.
- You say you’re a large, imposing man of strong passions—maybe the only thing missing is an e‑girl to arm you against the Long Darkness, with a warm bottle, a quirky meme, and a promise to never like every reply.
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Provocateur, AI‑jester & BOVSTACK author. Once said 'Bovril' at AA and never returned. Anti‑lockdown, British‑soft‑power fan, e‑girl connoisseur.– @BovrilG
Your signature cocktail
Bovril Jester Elixir
The Bovril Jester Elixir is a bold, meaty cocktail that mixes the hearty depth of beef broth reduction with the smoky strength of rye whiskey, while a splash of absinthe adds a chaotic, hallucinogenic edge. It echoes the tweet "I know I’ll be torn apart by my herd of e girls like Pentheus in the Bacchae the second I show a momentary flicker of weakness in front of them and frankly I’m at peace with that at this point." and the claim "The arc of AGI is long and it bends towards me being an in house court jester for an AI CEO", reflecting the user's self‑styled jester persona. The cinnamon simple syrup gives a festive nod to the Christmas musings like "This Christmas, make sure to take the time to reflect that Sophia reigns perfect…" while black walnut bitters bring the lingering darkness of the “Long Darkness” references. Finally, the beef broth reduction grounds the drink in the user’s identity as "A large and imposing man of strong passions," making it as imposing and intense as the persona behind the account.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
BovrilG's tweets constantly emphasize personal ambition, a desire to manipulate and control others, and a willingness to use cunning tactics to gain influence. For example, they proclaim "the arc of AGI is long and it bends towards me being an in‑house court jester for an AI CEO" (tweet), showing a grand vision of rising to a powerful position. Their self‑branding as the "JESTEE" and the plan to wear an aftershave that will "scare and intrigue the hoes" (tweet) demonstrates strategic image‑crafting typical of Slytherins. They also obsess over networks and redactions in the "Epstein Drops", noting "who has well‑connected friends who’ll get anything about them redacted" (tweet), highlighting a focus on influence and secrecy. Finally, their willingness to fabricate stories for attention, as in the "confessional autofiction" about a minotaur milking facility (tweet), shows a pragmatic, ends‑justify‑the‑means mindset.
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Your song
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Queen’s "Bohemian Rhapsody" captures @BovrilG’s chaotic, theatrical vibe, moving from confession to operatic drama just as the user jumps from self‑aggrandizing posts like "Hallmark Christmas movie where an ALPHA GIRLBOSS … a large and imposing man of strong passions" to surreal statements such as "I am hearing that on his deathbed Chris Rea received the light of Islam…". The song’s opening question "Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?" mirrors the user’s blend of reality and fantasy seen in "I know I’ll be torn apart by my herd of e‑girls like Pentheus in the Bacchae…". The operatic middle ("I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy") reflects the user’s self‑referential drama in "My 2025 on Twitter (dramatic reconstruction)" and "The arc of AGI is long and it bends towards me being an in‑house court jester for an AI CEO". Finally, the climactic "any way the wind blows" echo the user’s acceptance of any outcome, as expressed in "When We Win, you’re ALL going to be locked in here for a while". This blend of grandiose confession, shifting moods, and theatrical flair makes "Bohemian Rhapsody" the perfect fit.
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