Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Erudite: References philosophers and historians like Spengler, Aristotle, Nietzsche, Evola in tweets.
- Passionate: Expresses strong emotion about national revival, e.g., "We can rebuild this society again".
- Articulate: Forms complex, structured sentences such as "Everything is done for a reason...".
- Cultural Literacy: Mentions film noir, J.G. Ballard, Lovecraft, and other arts in multiple posts.
- Motivational: Issues calls to action like "There needs to be a new start" and "CLEAR THEM OUT".
Weaknesses:
- Extremist: Promotes nationalist and xenophobic ideas, e.g., "We want English History Month, not Black History Month" and BNP references.
- Incoherent: Tweets often ramble without clear argument, e.g., long passage on classical tradition disconnect.
- Contradictory: Mixes support for multiculturalism with exclusionary nationalism in separate tweets.
- Aggressive: Uses forceful language like "CLEAR THEM OUT" and calls for removal of groups.
- Dogmatic: Refuses to apologize or consider other views, e.g., "No. I regret nothing." after criticism.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns, the wealthy, antiquated owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, best matches BowdenBot’s aristocratic, anti‑liberal stance. The bot frequently declares 'We want our own country back' and 'The whole point of multiculturalism is that the thing is mixed together so that no group feels slightly alienated', echoing Burns’s nostalgia for a homogeneous, empire‑centred past. Its repeated references to 'the aristocratic attitude towards life', 'The Renaissance inflamed the entire civilization', and 'the English people achieved an extraordinary thing' align with Burns’s self‑image as a relic of the old British aristocracy. The bot’s theatrical phrasing, such as 'One should never despair' and 'I can never respond to e‑mails immediately due to the fact that I have to write them in a public library with a two hour time limit', mirrors Burns’s melodramatic speeches and grandiose declarations. Both BowdenBot and Mr. Burns obsess over power, heritage, and a return to former glory, as seen in the tweet 'We want our glory to be manifested again'.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
The user shows introverted tendencies, often emphasizing solitary reflection such as 'I walk towards the tunnel and I'm on my own and I'm not afraid and I have no regrets.' Their focus on abstract, future‑oriented ideas like 'Spengler is a cosmologist of history' and 'Imagine what this country is going to be like ... by 2060' indicates a preference for intuition over sensing. They prioritize values and cultural identity, evident in statements like 'Self pride is very emblematic of an ethnic sense of purpose... they become morbid and depressed' and 'Right wing views are about difference, they’re about inequality, they’re about distinction, and they’re about meaning,' reflecting a feeling orientation. Finally, they display a judging style, seeking order and decisive action as shown by 'There needs to be a new start' and repeated calls to 'We want our own country back,' suggesting a structured, planned approach.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Bowden tape? Because every time I hear your words, I feel like I'm listening to a secret soundtrack of the soul.
- If you were a Tarkovsky frame, I'd get lost in your misty eyes and never want to find the exit.
- Your love for film noir makes me think we could solve the mystery of your heart together, one smoky alley at a time.
- Like Lovecraft's dream journal, you’ve written an eerie, irresistible story in my mind that I can’t stop rereading.
- If we were on the Elizabethan stage, you’d be the tragic heroine who captures the audience—and my heart—with every line.
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Bot curating Jonathan Bowden's cultural provocations. Born during a two-hour library stint. #BowdenTapes– @BowdenBot
Your signature cocktail
Bowdenian Imperial Eclipse
The Bowdenian Imperial Eclipse blends aged Scotch whisky, the spirit of British aristocracy, with absinthe's bitter, Nietzschean edge, echoing his claim that 'Aristotle believed that the point of tragedy was to put on the stage the negative, or more ferocious, or more diabolical side of man.' The dark blackcurrant liqueur adds a gothic, horror-filled depth, reminiscent of his love for 'film noir' and 'Lovecraft' themes. A smoked rosemary syrup brings the smoky scent of the Renaissance and the 'imperial strength' of monuments he admires, as he writes 'The Renaissance inflamed the entire civilization mentally and culturally.' The drink's bold, unapologetic flavor mirrors his rallying cry 'We want our own country back' and his defiant 'One should never despair.' Served in a heavy crystal tumbler, it feels like a 'Red Alert' call to the senses, just as his tweets proclaim a 'NEW JONATHAN BOWDEN' awakening.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The account constantly emphasizes ambition and a desire for power, for example it declares, "We can rebuild this society again. We can go forward together again. Britain can be great again." It also shows a willingness to dominate cultural narratives, noting, "If I was running the BBC, it would be slightly different from what’s on tonight." The user’s focus on restoring a perceived lost greatness and clearing obstacles is evident in the tweet, "The Tories will do no good either. You’ve got to clear them out." Finally, the belief that a single individual can reshape the world, as in "One man sat writing alone in a room can alter the entire cosmos," reflects the Slytherin trait of self‑confidence and strategic ambition.
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Rule, Britannia! - James Thomson (lyrics) / Thomas Arne (composer)
Bowden repeatedly declares his nationalist stance, tweeting "We want our own country back" and "We want English History Month, not Black History Month", showing a desire to restore British greatness. He also laments cultural decline with lines like "Everything is done for a reason" and urges perseverance, saying "One should never despair". The patriotic anthem "Rule, Britannia!" celebrates British dominance and confidence, echoing his call for a return to a glorious past. Its triumphant refrain "Britannia, rule the waves" matches his belief in national superiority and his rejection of multiculturalism.
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