Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Open about happiness, stress and pain, e.g. being on her period but calling it one of the happiest days of her life while studying for an exam “en mi segundo día de menstruación y mañana rindo un parcial…”.
- Intellectually-curious: Engages deeply with literature and theory, quoting Barthes and discussing Chomsky’s generativism “con barthes me pasa…”, “persona de letras presente: de hecho eso es uno de los argumentos…”.
- Witty-humorous: Uses sharp humor and memes in everyday situations, like joking about kiosks selling only rolling papers “never beating the porreros allegations” or her professor looking like “cillian murphy… bostero de quilmes” “les juro que adoro a mi profesor de latín…”.
- Affectionate-loyal: Shows strong affection for family, partner and friends, e.g. proud of her dad listening to folklore/evermore “mi papá me pidió que le ponga las canciones de folklore y evermore…” and gushing over her boyfriend’s reactions “yo solo subo historias beboteando para que mi hombre me responda así”.
- Culturally-engaged: Actively follows politics, TV, music and film, commenting thoughtfully on Succession, Yellowjackets, Oasis, Taylor Swift and Argentine politics “no me puedo imaginar haber visto las últimas temporadas de succession…”, “esta discusión tendría que haber terminado el día que noel gallagher escribió slide away…”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-judgmental: Frequently calls people “pelotudo”, “tarada”, “idiota” or “ridícula” when disagreeing, e.g. attacking someone over linguistic mistakes “no son coloqualismos idiota ESTÁN HABLANDO MAL!!”.
- Verbally-aggressive: Uses strong insults and demeaning language, especially in political or cultural debates, such as “es muy pelotudo últimamente” and “y vos sos un hijo de re mil puta”.
- Conflict-prone: Often engages in or amplifies arguments and callouts, citing fights with professors, public figures, or ex-friends, e.g. celebrating a professor fighting Feinman “se haya peleado públicamente con feinman. lo adoro” and mocking an ex-friend as “una chota” “mi ex mejor amiga de la infancia (que era una chota)”.
- Cynical-sarcastic: Relies heavily on sarcasm and contempt, which can come off as dismissive, e.g. mocking political slogans “dios mio no pueden ser tan retrasados” and using “sure grandma now let's take you to bed” to belittle a take “sure grandma now let's take you to bed”.
- Emotionally-reactive: Reacts strongly and publicly to irritation or disappointment, like venting about stalker-like classmates “no puede ser que todas tengamos a un pelotudo acosador en la facultad” or intense anger at misread classics “WRONG! … y vos sos un hijo de re mil puta”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read Literature, know Latin, and casually drop Dante and Chomsky, which screams Lisa Simpson-level nerdiness and academic drive, e.g. talking about their Latin exams and realising that perfectum means perfect in “mañana tengo parcial de latín y recién me doy cuenta...” and flexing theory with “persona de letras presente: de hecho eso es uno de los argumentos que sostienen la teoría generativista de chomsky”. Like Lisa, they’re politically opinionated and anti-right-wing, as seen in “'gobierno de derecha popular para los pobres' dios mio no pueden ser tan retrasados” and using Dante’s Inferno to rant about traitors to the country in “dante en la divina comedia pone a los traidores de la patria en el último círculo del infierno...”. They’re also deeply into art and media with a slightly pretentious-but-self-aware tone, like obsessing over Kafka, Severance, Yellowjackets, Oasis, Taylor Swift and Florence in tweets such as “hoy POR FIN dimos Kafka en literatura alemana...” and “increíble como dog days are over es una de las mejores canciones del mundo y ni siquiera entra en el top 10 de mejores canciones de florence”. At the same time, they’re emotionally intense, self-deprecating and a bit dramatic about studying and life, for instance saying “por fin se terminó esta semana de mierda ya aprobé y entregué todo” and “en mi segundo día de menstruación y mañana rindo un parcial... aún así de los días más felices de mi vida 😌”, which fits Lisa’s blend of overachiever stress and big feelings. Finally, their love for their cat and close bond with family, like in “siempre me causó gracia la frazada de tigre que tienen mis viejos pero la verdad que a mi gato le queda hermosa” and “mi mamá me dijo 'viste que viene my chemical romance?'...”, mirrors Lisa’s soft, affectionate side beneath all the sarcasm and intellect.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extrovert than Introvert: they constantly share anecdotes about friends, family and professors, like celebrating at concerts and exams (“en mi segundo día de menstruación y mañana rindo un parcial a la mañana, aún así de los días más felices de mi vida 😌”), and enjoy interaction and playful attention from others (“yo solo subo historias beboteando para que mi hombre me responda así”). Their thinking is clearly Intuitive: they’re in a literature program, quote Dante and Barthes and turn everything into theory or metaphor (“dante en la divina comedia pone a los traidores de la patria en el último círculo del infierno…”, “con barthes me pasa que siento que nunca lo termino de entender muy bien pero a la vez me gusta lo que dice”), and they love discussing symbolism in shows like Yellowjackets and Severance. They’re strongly Feeling over Thinking: they react emotionally and morally to politics and media (“'it's just a book' WRONG! es un clásico de la puta madre…”), talk tenderly about family and their cat (“no saben lo feliz que estoy por mi amiga personal taylor alison swift 🥹🥹”, “siempre me causó gracia la frazada de tigre que tienen mis viejos pero la verdad que a mi gato le queda hermosa”), and use strong value‑laden language even when joking. Finally, they lean Perceiving more than Judging: despite being competent and passing exams, they often discover things last-minute or in a chaotic way (“mañana tengo parcial de latín y recién me doy cuenta que los verbos tema infectum…”), and their timeline shows a spontaneous stream of music obsessions, fandom takes and daily mishaps rather than structured planning, all of which fits an ENFP’s energetic, emotional, theory-loving, socially engaged style.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if traitors to the patria go to the last circle of hell, where do guys who want to take a Letras girl to see Kafka and then cuddle to Oasis and Florence end up? Because I’m ready to risk eternal damnation.
- You, studying Latin, reading a Martín Fierro fanfic for class, and psychoanalyzing Yellowjackets characters… are you sure you’re not a generativist theory example of how perfection just *appears* in language?
- You said your dad is like Cillian Murphy if he were a bostero from Quilmes—do you want to keep the type and go for someone who looks less like Cillian and more like ‘guy who sends you a long email praising your work just for an excuse to flirt’?
- You going to the Monumental for Oasis, crying over Taylor’s wins, and planning a Helly R cosplay from your mom’s old skirt… I’m just trying to figure out if I should invite you first to a gig, a cinema marathon, or a workers’ assembly.
- Your cat hiding from the gasista, the gym trainer ‘asking for your number’, and that guy on the street saying WOW… I promise I can outdo all three: I’ll bring treats for the cat, respect for your boundaries, and a WOW that’s in perfect Latin declension—including the vocative.
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Your new Twitter bio
Lit & Latin student who once read fanfic of Martín Fierro for class. Cat mom, Oasis/Florence/Taylor Swift enthusiast, part-time TV analyst.– @bowiemrys
Your signature cocktail
Helly R. Latin Lover (feat. Oasis)
This drink starts with fernet with cola for the very porteño, political, slightly bitter edge of someone who goes to humanidades, quotes Dante about traitors “dante en la divina comedia pone a los traidores de la patria en el último círculo del infierno…”, and proudly mentions a professor fighting Feinman “la verdad me da mucho orgullo que un profesor mío de la unlp se haya peleado públicamente con feinman. lo adoro”. An espresso shot represents surviving partials and Latin exams while still stanning Kafka and theory “mañana tengo parcial de latín… es increíble lo boluda que soy encima me lo dice el nombre!! perfectum!!” and “hoy POR FIN dimos Kafka en literatura alemana… probablemente el 80% nos anotamos para ver kafka”. Blood orange liqueur adds drama and color for their TV girlie side and slightly murderous faves “es tan linda quién pensaría que justo acababa de pegarle con un hacha en la cabeza a un tipo” and the emotional chaos of Yellowjackets and Succession “mis dos yellowjackets favoritas están muertas what even is the point anymore....”. Rose syrup brings softness for the love they have for their family and boyfriend, like when their dad gifts them his headphones “mi viejo me regaló los suyos 😭😭 me dijo tomá usalos yo después me compro otros” or when they melt over their grandma’s message “chicos miren lo que me mandó mi abuela, me morí de amor”. Finally, a rim of smoked salt nods to their sharp, slightly savage humor and hot-vampire self-image “le pregunté a mi novio y me mandó este. no sé en qué contexto lo usaría pero supongo que significa que me ve como una vampira hot”, as well as their unapologetic music opinions from Florence to Oasis “esta discusión tendría que haber terminado el día que noel gallagher escribió slide away, aguante oasis”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline revolves around language, theory, and learning in a way that screams Ravenclaw. They’re literally a literature student who jokes about fanfic being on the syllabus and dives into canon and meta at the same time, as in “pueden creer que estoy leyendo una fanfic del martin fierro… esto es estudiar letras: te ponen a leer una fanfic del martin fierro ANTES que el martin fierro”. They show genuine excitement over complex thinkers even when they’re hard to grasp, saying about Barthes, “siento que nunca lo termino de entender muy bien pero a la vez me gusta lo que dice. la frase 'llamo discurso de poder a todo discurso que engendra la falta…' goes hard”, which is classic Ravenclaw appreciation for dense theory. They also casually bring in Dante and Chomsky in everyday discourse, e.g. “dante en la divina comedia pone a los traidores de la patria en el último círculo del infierno…” and “persona de letras presente: de hecho eso es uno de los argumentos que sostienen la teoría generativista de chomsky”. Even their nitpicking of Latin and grammar betrays a very Ravenclawish obsession with correctness and structure, like “probablemente yo sepa mejor el latín que vos” and “no son coloqualismos idiota ESTÁN HABLANDO MAL!!”. They do have some Gryffindor-style bluntness and political spine, but their core identity is built around intellect, study, and textual analysis, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
mirrorball - Taylor Swift
A song that best suits them is mirrorball by Taylor Swift. They’re intensely self-aware, dramatic, and funny in the exact way this song captures: someone a bit fragile but constantly reflecting the world around them and the people they love, from joking that they “became a functional adult” in “2022/2025 entre otras cosas me volví una adulta funcional” to calling themselves “boluda” while still flexing their academic side in “mañana tengo parcial de latín… es increíble lo boluda que soy”. Their timeline shows a mixture of romantic devotion and performative, slightly chaotic humor — like posting thirst and validation jokes in “yo solo subo historias beboteando para que mi hombre me responda así” and “probablemente el día en el que serví más rostro en mi vida” — which fits the performative, glittering insecurity of mirrorball. They’re also a passionate, almost scholarly pop-culture and literature fan, defending classics in “'it's just a book' WRONG! es un clásico de la puta madre…” and going deep on Dante and Chomsky in “dante en la divina comedia pone a los traidores de la patria en el último círculo del infierno…” and “persona de letras presente: de hecho eso es uno de los argumentos que sostienen la teoría generativista de chomsky”. Their love for Taylor is explicit in “no saben lo feliz que estoy por mi amiga personal taylor alison swift 🥹🥹” and “mi papá me pidió que le ponga las canciones de folklore y evermore en el teléfono”, and mirrorball in particular reflects that blend of vulnerability, performance, and sharp introspection present throughout their tweets. Even their bio, “at least you'll sanctify me when i'm dead,” has the melancholic, self-mythologizing tone that mirrorball turns into art.
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