BowTiedOx
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Your Simpsons character
Hank Scorpio's mix of charisma, intensity, and leadership mirrors BowTiedOx. Like Hank, Ox is goal-driven ('You don’t rise to your goals. You fall to level of your systems') and protective ('ready to kill, if needed'). Both have a humorous edge, as seen in Ox's sarcastic tweets like 'LOL 6 foot 6 Chad ICE Agent vs Manlet cuck.' Hank's eccentricity aligns with Ox's quirks, like spending '13 days looking for screws.' They're both larger-than-life personalities.

Your MBTI personality Type
BowTiedOx fits ISTJ: introverted, sensing, thinking, judging. His introspection and structured systems ('You don’t rise to your goals. You fall to level of your systems') reflect ISTJ traits. His focus on discipline and facts ('Fitness is not a hobby') aligns with sensing and thinking. His protective instincts ('ready to kill, if needed') and loyalty to family ('love your family & bury any stupid hatchets') highlight judging. Ox is pragmatic and grounded, embodying ISTJ.

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SOF Veteran turned fitness guru | Catholic dad 🇻🇦 | Helping you get jacked, disciplined, and unstoppable | Bestselling Substack author | Once spent 13 days hunting for screws | Free eBook pinned!– @BowTiedOx

Your signature cocktail
The 'Iron Ox Smash' reflects BowTiedOx's disciplined and intense personality. Bourbon symbolizes his boldness, while cold brew coffee represents his energy and focus ('Lifestyle design = structuring your day so success is the path of least resistance'). Protein powder ties to his fitness ethos ('Fitness is not a hobby'), and cinnamon adds a touch of warmth, reflecting his family-oriented side. It's a drink as strong and balanced as he is.

Your Hogwarts House
BowTiedOx embodies Gryffindor traits such as bravery, loyalty, and discipline. His SOF background ('ready to kill, if needed') and protective instincts align with Gryffindor's courage. His commitment to fitness, seen in 'One rule: You don’t miss training,' showcases determination and resilience. Gryffindors value family, and his emphasis on fatherhood ('love your family & bury any stupid hatchets') fits this house perfectly. While he has some bluntness, Gryffindors are known for their fiery passion.

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This classic anthem of perseverance and discipline fits BowTiedOx's ethos. His tweet 'Fitness is not a hobby' echoes the song's drive to push limits. The line 'rising up to the challenge' mirrors his SOF background and commitment to systems ('You don’t rise to your goals. You fall to level of your systems'). It's a motivational song that matches his relentless pursuit of growth and strength.

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