Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Imagination: Taro spends significant time developing complex “fixated on lore” and “making ocs” like Ringo Portor.
- Multilingual Ability: They are “fluent in Spanish” and comfortably post in both English and Spanish regarding their daily life.
- Artistic Dedication: They possess a strong drive to create, often “shrimping over a drawing” even when they have other errands to run.
- Financial Responsibility: Taro prioritizes “savings and groceries” immediately upon receiving their paycheck.
- Protective Nature: Despite being frustrated, they took care of an intoxicated person to ensure “you're not going to do anything” while they were vulnerable.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Volatility: Taro frequently expresses extreme anger, such as hoping “everyone in this family DIES” during moments of stress.
- Severe Procrastination: They admit to “rushing homework” that was due three months prior right before finals week.
- Social Withdrawal: They struggle with social interaction, often stating “I hate people” and preferring to shop when stores are empty.
- Poor Self-Image: Taro views themselves as “so pathetic” and struggles with body image issues regarding weight loss.
- Unstable Boundaries: They describe a past of “being a slut” and being a “bitch to everyone” as a defense mechanism.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Taro shares Lisa’s complex blend of artistic sensitivity, academic pressure, and deep-seated feelings of being an unappreciated outsider within their own family. Like Lisa, the user struggles with a sense of isolation, tweeting, “None of you ever fucking cared fo me. EVER.” while simultaneously juggling heavy responsibilities like “FINALS NEXT WEEK AND IM RUSHING HOMEWORK”. They possess a rich inner world filled with creative outlets, yet they often face a depressive, existential gloom, much like Lisa’s “Moaning Lisa” persona, stating, “I need a deep reset.”. Ultimately, both the user and Lisa deal with the frustration of being the self-aware child in a household where they feel their emotional needs are constantly overlooked.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Taro exhibits Introversion through a low social battery and a preference for solitude, noted when they say “I will only go grocery shopping early in the morning... I do not like people”. Their Sensing trait is grounded in physical experiences and artistic hobbies like “Making kandi/croqueting/knitting”, while their Feeling side is evident in their raw, emotional reactions to family and personal struggles, such as crying out, “None of you ever fucking cared fo me. EVER.”. Finally, they demonstrate a Perceiving preference through a spontaneous, often disorganized lifestyle, frequently “rushing homework that was due 3 months ago” or abandoning plans to “shrimp over a drawing”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my favorite OC? Because I’ve spent the last three hours staring at a blank canvas just thinking about how to draw us together.
- I’ll promise to never be a 'nothing day'—I’d rather spend it with you making kandi, listening to Mexican music, and catching a vibe with eight beers.
- If you’re feeling like a 'pathetic little tapeworm,' just know I’d still pick you up like a baby and let you talk about Nangano lore for as long as you want.
- Is your name Taro? Because even if the order gets messed up at the shop, you're exactly the kind of 'dirty taro' I've been looking for.
- You don't need a deep reset when you're with me; how about we just skip the dishes, ignore the voices, and go get some of that rice you liked?
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Houston-based artist & Pizza Hut pro. When I’m not sketching OCs or knitting without a pattern, I’m avoiding the bank and overthinking my lactose intolerance.– @boxOleeches
Your signature cocktail
The Box O’ Bitters (with a Taro Twist)
This drink captures Taro’s complex energy, starting with a Mezcal base to honor their habit of getting 'sad but with a vibe' while listening to Mexican music. The taro syrup provides a sweet, earthy core to match their name, while a heavy dose of bitters reflects their frequent outbursts, like when they scream, “None of you ever fucking cared fo me. EVER.”. The dash of cream is a risky addition for someone who admits “all that dairy is just catching up to me,” and the safety pin garnish serves as a “pin of shame” for all the losers in their mentions. It’s a strong, experimental concoction perfect for someone who deals with life by saying “fuck it we ball” and retreating into their own artistic world.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Taro exhibits a strong focus on self-preservation and resourcefulness, frequently posting about 'tightening up' their situation and managing finances, as seen when they mention, “most of that will be savings and groceries”. Their sharp, often biting wit and tendency toward social self-isolation for personal peace—stating “I do not like people”—aligns with the more guarded and selective nature of Slytherin. They demonstrate a cunning ability to prioritize their own needs during conflict, such as when they sought to “take away my legal/medical documents from my mom” to gain autonomy. Furthermore, their competitive streak and blunt honesty regarding their social standing, exemplified by the exclamation “TARO NEVER LOSES”, solidifies their placement in the house of ambition.
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Your song
Liability - Lorde
Taro’s digital footprint captures the isolating experience of being a “liability” to others, constantly oscillating between intense self-loathing and volatile family dynamics. This is seen when they describe themselves as “so pathetic. Its not even funny” or express the deep hurt of feeling that “none of you ever fucking cared fo me. EVER.” The song’s theme of being 'too much' for people resonates with Taro’s struggles with mental health and family, particularly when they lament how their mom treats them like “the worst thing that ever happened to them”. Ultimately, the lyrics reflect Taro's habit of retreating into their own world of art and 'OCs' to cope with the feeling that they are “better off not talking” to a world that doesn't understand them.
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