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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, this user is a passionate music intellectual and dedicated superfan who values artistic depth, as seen when she claims to want to “stitch all the songs Damon sings onto my body.” She shares Lisa’s perfectionist streak regarding language and professional standards, criticizing a major company because “big Biletix wrote 'return refund'. I wish you had it checked with artificial intelligence.” Despite her sophisticated tastes in Britpop and Adult Alternative, she often feels like a misunderstood outsider in her work environment, complaining that “no one wants to do work... they just sit there.” Ultimately, her combination of high-brow musical obsession and a sharp, critical eye for social and professional mediocrity mirrors the iconic middle Simpson child.

Your MBTI personality Type
Julia exhibits Introversion through her focus on internal emotional experiences and frustration with social obligations, noting she “can’t spend her one day off” after being out. Her Sensing trait is evident in her attention to physical aesthetics and daily details, such as her “cicibebe dessert” or criticizing Biletix for “grammatical errors”. She is a clear Feeling type, driven by intense personal admiration for artists like Damon Albarn, whom she describes as “the most beautiful thing to happen” during her hard times. Finally, her Perceiving side shows in her spontaneous reactions to music and her work-related struggles, often feeling “overwhelmed” by rigid schedules or unhelpful colleagues.

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Istanbul-based creative & concert enthusiast. Manifested Gorillaz into a tour date. Passionate about Britpop, film scores, and the perfect voice. July 14th is mine.– @boysandamon

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a tribute to the ultimate Damon Albarn superfan who claims “damon’ın kendi ismi soyisminden anagram olması beni bitiriyor”. The sparkling base captures the dizzying high of securing front-row tickets, where she wonders “heyecandan şarkıları unutur, acaba bayılır mıyım??”, while the bitter notes reflect her relatable workplace fatigue, like when she complains “kimse iş yapmak istemiyor... anca otursunlar”. It is served in a vintage glass that screams “nişantaşı’nda yaşamak bana çok yakışırdı”, blending high-fashion aspirations with a pure rock-and-roll heart.

Your Hogwarts House
Julia demonstrates strong Slytherin traits through her ambitious focus on status and self-preservation, often expressing frustration when her hard work isn't recognized by 'gatekeepers.' She is vocal about her social standing, noting that “nişantaşı’nda yaşamak bana çok yakışırdı bu arada” and repeatedly complaining when excluded from exclusive guest lists, such as “özel gösterim yapmışlar yine davetli listesinde yokuz”. Her resourcefulness is tinged with a streak of self-interest, as seen when she decides to “iş bakmaya başlayayım o halde” immediately after a conflict with her boss regarding money. Julia's intense, almost obsessive loyalty to her idols like Damon Albarn is less about Hufflepuff kindness and more about a Slytherin-esque desire for proximity to greatness, often viewing her fandom through a lens of personal manifestation and individual achievement. Furthermore, she displays a sharp, protective wit when dealing with others, bluntly telling a critic they can “siktir olup gidebilirsin” rather than engaging in a debate.

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This user is a devoted fan of Damon Albarn, even claiming to have “manifested” the upcoming Gorillaz concert in Istanbul after messaging him. They exhibit an intense, almost obsessive connection to his music, stating that “I want to engrave all the songs Damon sings into my body”. Beetlebum specifically stands out as their most played track on their “dream Blur live setlist”, and they even share provocative personal theories regarding the song's “live lyrics”. The song’s themes of escapism and intoxicating attraction perfectly mirror the user's self-described state of “not being themselves” while anticipating seeing their idol live.

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