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Your Simpsons character
They come off as sharp, observant, and a bit cutting, similar to Lisa Simpson when she’s being brutally honest and hyper-online instead of earnest and studious. They constantly analyze fandoms and media with a sly, moral edge, like when they mock certain stans’ behavior in “barbz would be nazis if nicki told them so” and call out dishonesty in “is being miserable and lying in every single xeet she makes the only things shes good at”. There’s also a very specific pop‑culture fixation—Genshin, Fire Emblem, Nicki Minaj—that mirrors Lisa’s obsessive interests, as seen in “we are ready for zibai” and “watch as nobody gaf about tsubasa when she wins cyl”. Despite the acidic humor, there’s clear emotional intensity and loyalty toward friends and favorite characters, as in “.@DawnmakerTony YOU ACTUALLY LIKE I LOVE U BOYFRIEND 🥹” and “dont speak on them like that ever again”. That mix of intellect, niche obsessions, moral commentary, and occasionally mean but principled snark fits Lisa more than any of the more chaotic or apathetic Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert: they constantly interact with others, tag friends, and banter publicly (e.g. hyping a friend in “my good sis .@lesbianemmaki on a good day” and affectionately calling someone “boyfriend” in “.@DawnmakerTony YOU ACTUALLY LIKE I LOVE U BOYFRIEND 🥹”), showing comfort with attention and social energy. Their interests and humor are highly Intuitive: they fixate on fictional characters, ships, and abstract fandom dynamics rather than concrete day‑to‑day details, like joking about ship discourse in “the concept of being called a porn addict over a ship” and meta-commentary on fanbases in “anaxa is so fine if u ignore that most of his fans are absolute losers”. They come off as Feeling-leaning despite bluntness, because their takes are driven by values and loyalties (defending trans people in “what do trans ppl be doing to make you people this boiled” and defending ships and creators in “because people scare anyone who draw anything of the ship away…”), and they express affection and hurt openly (e.g. “my lady my lady my ladyyyyy spoiling me driving me crazy”). Finally, they look clearly Perceiving: their timeline is chaotic, impulsive, and reactive—jumping from food cravings in “want a pizza or a sesame chicken combo” to gacha pulls in “pulling e0 sunday before 4.0”, and to sudden rants like “men who ask you what are you doing everyday and nothing else irritate me so much”—with no sign of structured long-term planning or orderly curation. Taken together, this mix of outward social energy, fandom-oriented abstraction, emotionally charged values, and spontaneous posting style best fits ENFP.

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18+ • she/her • Genshin & Fire Emblem critic, part‑time hater, full‑time lore enjoyer. Once had Uber Eats canceled 3 times in one day and still showed up.– @bqldrs

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a bright, slightly unhinged spritz for someone who can say “im obese 🧍♀️” one moment and then flex prime character taste the next with “name a prettier liyue 5 star than zibai xianyun or shenhe my shady ass:”. Lychee vodka is smooth, sweet, and a little extra, mirroring their soft side in tweets like “my lady my lady my ladyyyyy spoiling me driving me crazy”. Blood orange liqueur adds a sharp, pretty bitterness for all the unapologetic dragging such as “is being miserable and lying in every single xeet she makes the only things shes good at” and “minerva ugly as shit here”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps the drink fizzy and playful, fitting the chaotic gamer/anime fan energy in posts like “BYLETH IS SO HOT TOP ME OMG” and their Genshin hype in “we are ready for zibai”. Edible silver glitter nods to their poetic side in “a laternlit ode to the silvermoon”, making the drink literally shimmer like their timeline. Finally, a dash of chili tincture brings heat for their horny, top-me humor like “CLAUDE TOP ME PLS” and “he wanna he wanna he wanna heugh hagh my pussy my pussy”, leaving a spicy afterkick as dramatic as their quotes and call-outs.

Your Hogwarts House
This user’s tone is sharp, cutting, and often strategic, which aligns most closely with Slytherin traits of cunning and self‑preservation. They regularly call out others in a ruthless, almost tactical way, like when they say “is being miserable and lying in every single xeet she makes the only things shes good at” or mockingly ask “name a single person playing that game”, suggesting a readiness to cut social pretenses and undercut things they see as weak or fake. There’s also a strong instinct to stand by their own tastes and ships even when they’re controversial, as seen when they complain that “people scare anyone who draw anything of the ship away or there a 9/10 chance they’ll get harassed just for posting something harmless”, which shows a defensive, us‑vs‑them mindset typical of Slytherin circles. Their ambition and desire to win or dominate show up in thirsty, competitive language like “TOP ME” and framing characters as “generational” or superior, for example calling a track a “GENERATIONAL HIT” and hyping pulls like “we are ready for zibai”. While they show some loyalty to close friends (e.g., affectionately addressing .@DawnmakerTony in “YOU ACTUALLY LIKE I LOVE U BOYFRIEND 🥹”), that loyalty is selective and intertwined with an aggressive protectiveness that better fits Slytherin than Hufflepuff. Overall, the mixture of sharp judgment, willingness to drag others, strong in‑group defense, and a drive to assert taste and status all point more convincingly to Slytherin than to the other houses.

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A well‑suited song for them is “Super Freaky Girl” because their timeline mixes unserious thirst, camp humor, and sharp stan-culture commentary, all of which match the song’s playful but brash energy. They openly joke about sex and being topped, like when they say “CLAUDE TOP ME PLS”, “can luigi top me”, and simply “TOP ME”, echoing the song’s unabashedly horny tone. At the same time, they are extremely online and chronically in fandom drama, talking about ship wars and harassment like “because people scare anyone who draw anything of the ship away or there a 9/10 chance they’ll get harassed just for posting something harmless”, which fits the messy, internet-native bravado Nicki embodies. Their mix of caustic stanning and dragging (“nicki is fat” and “barbz would be nazis if nicki told them so”) mirrors the tongue-in-cheek aggression of the track. Overall, the song’s confident, hypersexual, and chaotic vibe lines up with how they tweet about games, stans, and their own desirability, like “im wet actually” and “he wanna he wanna he wanna heugh hagh my pussy my pussy”.

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