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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, often overwhelmed, and oscillating between cynicism and idealism. Like Lisa, they overthink and intellectualize even random ideas, such as speculating about unethical baby language experiments in “i think if it weren’t unethical to test babies then we could learn so much about the brain, like imagine if there was an experiment to test whether babies would invent their own language if nobody ever spoke to them”. They show emotional intensity and depressive thoughts similar to Lisa’s darker, more existential episodes, as in “all i’ll do tomorrow is get high and rot in my room, just like every other day. i want my life to be different, but i’ll stay this way forever.” and “je suis tellement fatiguée, mais c'est la conséquence de deux jours sans sommeil. peut être devrais je me suicider”. Their strong attachment to their girlfriend and intense empathy mirror Lisa’s capacity for deep relationships, e.g. “i miss my girlfriend😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. Even their nerdy, obsessive fandom for games and characters, shown by “grinding primos feels like columbina has me in a dog leash walking me on all fours im so over this shit”, parallels Lisa’s own obsessive interests (sax, causes, media) and how she throws herself into them to cope with everything else.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most activities are solitary or online (Genshin, Roblox, solitaire, hospital live‑tweeting) and there are hints of valuing a smaller, more intimate circle despite being active on X, like “be my privoomf #prettyplease” and repeatedly centering their girlfriend over broader social life in “i miss my girlfriend😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. They show a strong Intuition preference through abstract thought experiments and conceptual language, e.g. “i think if it weren’t unethical to test babies then we could learn so much about the brain, like imagine if there was an experiment to test whether babies would invent their own language if nobody ever spoke to them” and extending that idea in “my hypothesis is that a language would be formed but only out of noises & uneven vowels and would exclude pronouns and names i wish this could be tested”. Emotional intensity, attachment, and moral sensitivity point to Feeling: they talk openly about missing their girlfriend (“hate timezones cause all day i just go 😿😿😿i miss my girflriend😭😭😭😭😭😭”), trauma and family pain (“i was supposed togo out with my father and my sister tomorrow. i can’t bear to see him… i wish i loved him”), and are visibly distressed by perceived cruelty in social media content (“not to sound like a bitch but if someone posted a tiktok like this about me they’d be in my note im not even joking this shit isn’t funny”). Their lifestyle seems flexible and procrastination‑prone rather than scheduled, which fits Perceiving: they avoid work with games (“ive just been playing solitaire for ages to avoid doing any actual work”), stay up late despite consequences (“told my gf i was going to sleep but im up giggling at david edits”), and handle school tasks in a last‑minute way (“i could be grinding for columbina and yet i’m talking about how i plan on making cheesecake for 17 marks fuck my school chud life”). Altogether, the introspective, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and somewhat chaotic presentation aligns best with INFP.

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Fyinn • 16 • he/him • autistic gamer grinding primos & late assignments. Once chugged a Monster in 3°C instead of doing homework.– @brandnewsuicide

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with blackberry vodka, dark and dramatic for the guy whose bio reads “eternally damned , yet holier than” and who spends nights spiraling like in “all i’ll do tomorrow is get high and rot in my room, just like every other day.”. A sharp espresso shot captures their over-caffeinated grind and chaotic school life from “just had to down a monster can in under 1 minute in 3 degree weather fuck my chud life” and “i could be grinding for columbina and yet i’m talking about how i plan on making cheesecake for 17 marks fuck my school chud life”. Honey-lime soda makes it bubbly and clingy-sweet, like the constant yearning in “i miss my girlfriend😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and their soft moments playing Minecraft with friends in “we play minecraft together already i love him im his biggest fan”. A dash of chili tincture represents the explosive rants and melodramatic Genshin rage of “TUEZ TOUT LE MONDE A FONTAINE TUEZ TOUT LE MONDE A SUMERU…” and “grinding primos feels like columbina has me in a dog leash walking me on all fours im so over this shit”. Finally, a swirl of cotton-candy syrup on top is the sugary, internet-poisoned layer for the guy giggling at edits and typing like a bot in “told my gf i was going to sleep but im up giggling at david edits its so over for me” and “I TYPE LIKE AN AI CHAT BOT”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong pattern of curiosity and abstract thinking that aligns with Ravenclaw. For example, they speculate about unethical-but-interesting language experiments on infants in tweets like “i think if it weren’t unethical to test babies then we could learn so much about the brain, like imagine if there was an experiment to test whether babies would invent their own language if nobody ever spoke to them” and then expand on that idea in “my hypothesis is that a language would be formed but only out of noises & uneven vowels and would exclude pronouns and names i wish this could be tested”. They also casually switch into French and use it to dramatize their frustration, as in “je suis tellement fatiguée, mais c'est la conséquence de deux jours sans sommeil. peut être devrais je me suicider”, which suggests comfort playing with language and expression. Even their media takes are framed analytically, e.g. “Kakegurui is genuinely a well written anime”, indicating they engage with stories on a craft/quality level rather than just vibes. While they clearly feel things intensely and joke recklessly about self-destruction, there’s comparatively little emphasis on ambition (Slytherin) or moral-heroic posturing (Gryffindor); instead, what stands out is an overthinking, theory-making, language-focused mind, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.

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A well-suited song for them is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures a mix of dark humor, teenage angst, and self-destructive ideation that runs through their timeline. They joke about death and suicidality in a way that mirrors the song’s morbid introspection, like when they say “theyre trying to get me back in for a blood test tomorrow wha if i jut killed myself instead. what about that” and write in French, “peut être devrais je me suicider”. The song’s theme of feeling broken and disillusioned as a teenager matches posts about hospital visits, pain, and exhaustion such as “not eaten or drank anything today, no sleep, excruciating pain, not been seen at all”. At the same time, their obsession with online fandoms and escapism—seen in tweets like “grinding primos feels like columbina has me in a dog leash walking me on all fours im so over this shit”—fits the song’s sense of trying to cope with emptiness through fantasy. Finally, the melodramatic yearning in Teen Idle resonates with how intensely they talk about missing their girlfriend, as in “i miss my girlfriend😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”, giving the same mix of vulnerability and theatricality.

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