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The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, analytical, politically aware, and unapologetically nerdy. They dive into media and game criticism with detail, like when they break down camera work in a video: “the endless chain of dolly shots works for this bit cause it adds a feeling of movement…”, which fits Lisa’s habit of overanalyzing art and culture. Their bio and stances show strong progressive values and concern for injustice, such as the banner credit and #FreePalestine note, and frustration with tiring prejudice: “Even if its a joke, this stuff is tiring”, echoing Lisa’s activism and sensitivity. They’re also deeply into niche and intellectual hobbies (Yu-Gi-Oh!, Terraria/Calamity, gacha theorycrafting), similar to Lisa’s love of jazz and books, and they approach games very thoughtfully, e.g. thinking about itemization and problem-solving in League: “How do I itemize and build in ways that counter the problems before they happen…”. At the same time, their snarky, meme-y tone—like “Terraria players got a massive inferiority complex”—parallels Lisa’s often dry, exasperated commentary on the world around her.

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They read as more introverted than extroverted: their fun mostly comes from games, anime/manga, and online discourse rather than IRL socializing, and they frame social enjoyment as hanging out complaining about shows online with friends, e.g. “As lame as tga was and kinda always is i love complaining about everything with my buddies Its peak”, which fits an I who socializes in niche interests rather than seeking broad attention. Their thinking is clearly intuitive: they constantly generalize from specific situations into bigger patterns about media, design, or culture, such as “Theres a whole genre of sci fi dedicated to designing alien / new creatures based on biological assumptions Also I dont know what you could possibly want with these constraints” and “This was kinda how you moved before seasonal hype became the main way people found new anime”, which shows comfort with abstraction and systems-thinking rather than concrete S-style detail. Their tone is strongly thinking-oriented: they argue via logic and mechanics more than emotional appeals, e.g. “While off putting, i think the endless chain of dolly shots works for this bit cause it adds a feeling of movement… Could they have done more varied and interesting angles/movements? Sure Is the dolly spam bad here?no” and “It doesnt? What about better software, better hardware, better tools, more resources, more experience and better budgets. I feel like you can be justified in believing that these push forward the medium ( cause they do)”. They seem more perceiving than judging: they enjoy exploring possibilities, tinkering with builds, and reacting in real time to games rather than emphasizing schedules or closure, as in “Ive spent my return to learning league wondering things like this. How do I itemize and build in ways that counter the problems before they happen and its felt kinda odd trying to spread my gold out to do that and keep up a relevant dmg threshold” and their laid‑back, go-with-the-flow reaction to performance issues like “We run it at 20 fps Fuckit we ball”. Taken together—analytical, theory‑heavy, mechanics‑obsessed, with dry humor and low structure—this profile most closely matches INTP.

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Guyana-based media nerd. Balances Yu-Gi-Oh! theory, HoYo gacha suffering, and Terraria mods. Once missed a punchline when the Wi‑Fi died and never recovered.– @BrandonG_real

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This drink is strong and chaotic on purpose, like running a game at slideshow settings and still queuing up anyway—see “We run it at 20 fps Fuckit we ball”. The overproof dark rum is a nod to Guyana and that unfiltered, loud energy you bring when you say stuff like “Game you refund 20 minutes in” without blinking. Guava-lime shrub adds a bright, tropical tang that mirrors how you hype things you love, like “Ohh my god its so fucking gooooooddd !!!!!” and your endless gushing over ZZZ and Genshin. Cold brew coffee captures your analytical, overthinking gamer-brain that dissects items and scaling, as in “How do I itemize and build in ways that counter the problems before they happen…”. Topped with Ting grapefruit soda, it’s fizzy, meme-y, and a little unhinged, like calling out fandom drama in “If I had to respond to every zzzanon post that made me made angry id go insane”. A dash of smoked bitters represents the lingering salt and dark humor behind lines like “Cant believe this is Titanfall's legacy Fuck the half life subreddit…”, giving the cocktail a slightly bitter, grown-gamer finish.

Your Hogwarts House
Brandon shows a strong analytical streak and enjoyment of breaking things down, which points to Ravenclaw. They dissect game design and mechanics thoughtfully, as when they talk about MOBAs and character design: “You can kinda vibes out the kits of these guys from shapes alone. Like that mace guy stomps low elo and is utterly useless cause every good player kites…” and “Ive spent my return to learning league wondering things like this. How do I itemize and build in ways that counter the problems before they happen…”. They also analyze media form and technique rather than just vibes, e.g. “While off putting, i think the endless chain of dolly shots works for this bit cause it adds a feeling of movement… Is the dolly spam bad here?no”. Their curiosity spans across games, anime, and narrative structure, as seen in comments like “Theres a whole genre of sci fi dedicated to designing alien / new creatures based on biological assumptions”, which shows wide-ranging, knowledge-oriented thinking. While they clearly care about fairness and social issues (e.g. LGBT+ safe space and “Even if its a joke, this stuff is tiring”), the dominant throughline in their tweets is clever, critical engagement and pattern-spotting—hallmarks of Ravenclaw rather than the other houses.

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A dramatic, slightly chaotic anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits their mix of humor, intensity, and emotional investment in media and games. They swing from goofy frustration like “My wifi cutout and now ill never know the fucking punchline” to passionate critique such as “This game needs 10 major patches before it enters the convo” and “Woe be upon ye 50000 loading screens Bad performance… Why would i stop playing zzz to play fucking bomber man”. The song’s themes of perseverance through disillusionment resonate with how they keep engaging with flawed games and media while still clearly loving them, shown in tweets like “Ive had so much fun so far with the combat… Waiting for more additions cause im hooked”. They’re reflective and analytical about storytelling and production, as in “While off putting, i think the endless chain of dolly shots works for this bit…” and “Authors dont understand what scaling is oh wow thats new”, echoing the song’s self-aware, theatrical tone. Finally, their bio’s “LGBT+ Safe Space” and their strong stances (e.g. the #FreePalestine banner) mirror the song’s outsider-anthem energy, embracing being different yet defiantly hopeful.

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