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The user’s chaotic, sleep‑deprived lifestyle and constant forgetfulness mirror Homer Simpson’s carefree attitude. They often mention neglecting responsibilities, e.g., 'fuck my stupid chud life i accidentally set the alarm for 2pm and not 2am im not finishing this assessment', which is reminiscent of Homer missing work. Their love for food and lazy gaming sessions, such as 'good morning people!!! my sleep schedule is so fucked that i woke up at 11pm, i will now play NieR until i get sleepy again', echo Homer’s love of donuts and TV. They also repeatedly talk about their wife, akin to Homer’s devotion to Marge, as seen in 'i miss my wife' and 'i love my wife'. The frequent emotional outbursts and self‑deprecating humor, like 'im too fucking brainrotted for this shit 😭😭😭', fit Homer’s often clueless but lovable persona.

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The user frequently addresses an audience and seeks interaction, as seen in 'good morning people!!!' and 'i love these stupid instagram comments 😭😭😭', indicating extraverted energy. Their tweets often explore abstract ideas and possibilities, for example 'why can androids sleep in beds thats kinda useless they dont need sleep.... do they?' and 'is the world the sky or is it just a decoration', reflecting a preference for intuition over concrete sensing. Emotional expression and personal values dominate, evident in 'i miss my wife' and 'goddd my wife is so fucking cuteee i love her so muchh', showing a feeling‑based decision style. The user’s spontaneous, often disorganized behavior, such as 'i forgot about my assessment task thats due tomorrow morning and i cant even work on it cuz im at this party im fucked!!!' and a chaotic sleep schedule, points to a perceiving lifestyle.

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Aussie gamer & music nerd, 17, always chasing the next quest. Married to @laylassniper, I once missed an assignment while battling in NieR.– @breadonyourhead

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The Jolly Bread's Mad Scientist Brew captures the chaotic, caffeine‑fueled energy of @breadonyourhead, mixing Bundaberg rum to honor their Aussie roots and the “mad scientist” vibe they brag about. A cold brew coffee base fuels the late‑night gaming marathons they constantly mention, like in their tweet "good morning people!!! my sleep schedule is so fucked that i woke up at 11pm, i will now play NieR until i get sleepy again and lay back down for an hour before repeating the process again…". A splash of blue curaçao adds a neon flash reminiscent of the 2010 nightcore videos that "youtube just autoplayed 2010 nightcore and my brain just got flooded with dopamine", while vanilla syrup smooths the bitterness, echoing sweet moments when they say "i miss my wife". Finally, a garnish of toasted bread crumbs and frothy foam looks like a lab experiment, nodding to their love for "i love these stupid instagram comments 😭😭😭" and their habit of forgetting tasks as they lament "fuck my stupid chud life i accidentally set the alarm for 2pm and not 2am im not finishing this assessment".

Your Hogwarts House
User’s bio calls them a 'self ptoclaimed mad scientist', showing a strong interest in experimentation and learning, which are core Ravenclaw traits. Their tweets repeatedly pose curious questions, e.g., 'why can androids sleep in beds ... do they?' and 'why do they wear blindfolds??? if they didnt they would be able to see... these damn machines', reflecting an analytical mindset. They also comment on sensory experiences and ideas, such as 'the little finger snap noise in library of ruina is like clicker training my brain' and share music they love, indicating a love for knowledge and creativity. Although they express emotional moments, the dominant pattern is intellectual curiosity and a desire to understand the world, aligning best with Ravenclaw. Hence, Ravenclaw is the most appropriate house.

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Their constant feeling of chaos and being out of sync, as shown in tweets like "we have lost the plot", "my brain is rotted", "my sleep schedule is so fucked that i woke up at 11pm", and their self‑description as a "self ptoclaimed mad scientist", mirrors the sense of alienation in "Mad World". The chorus "And I find it kind of funny, I guess I'm just a mad man" captures their humorous self‑deprecation. Their mixed emotions about love for their wife (e.g., "goddd my wife is so fucking cuteee") and frustration with daily life also fit the song’s bittersweet tone of love and despair. The overall vibe of being trapped in a strange, unsettling world aligns perfectly with the song’s lyrics. Therefore, "Mad World" by Tears for Fears (famously covered by Gary Jules) best suits them.

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