
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson is the closest match because both exhibit self‑deprecating attitudes about weight and constant cravings, as seen in the tweet "I’m fat I’m chopped im addicted to sh and I’m completely emotionally unavailable who want me lmfao?!😂😂" and the frequent references to binge‑eating and purging such as "I’ve lost like 3 lbs in the past week guys 😛😛 cause I’ve lowkey been purging hella..". Like Homer's reliance on beer to cope, Bree uses substances to self‑medicate, saying "I love smoking weed and rethinking everything in my life" and later "I need harder stuff then weed I’m actually going insane like i need to get high please please please". Both express feelings of hopelessness and low self‑worth, exemplified by "Everything is getting so much worse this isn’t okay i thought i was better…" and Homer's classic "D'oh! I'm a failure" moments. Their emotional unavailability and desire for validation from peers – Bree’s plea for "bulimic moots" and Homer's occasional yearning for his family’s acceptance – further align them. Overall, the combination of overeating, substance use, depressive self‑talk, and emotional distance mirrors Homer’s well‑known traits.

Your MBTI personality Type
Bree appears introverted, focusing on internal feelings and personal struggles (e.g., 'I think being thirteen was the worst time in my life i can’t even lie...'). Their posts are concrete and detail‑oriented, often citing exact numbers and sensory experiences such as '20 hours into a fast again lowkey hungry but i have no appetite for any food' and noting 'Bmi 20 19'. The tone is driven by strong emotions and personal values, evident in statements like 'I love my gf very very much and i miss her very very much :c' and 'I’m completely emotionally unavailable who want me lmfao?!😂😂'. Finally, Bree’s spontaneous, “lowkey” style and flexible approach to eating and substance use ('Lowkey starting to wonder if I’m even bulimic..', 'I need harder stuff then weed I’m actually going insane…') point to a perceiving preference.

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Teen writer & mental health advocate. Survived a 24‑hr fast thanks to pizza. Recovering from an eating disorder, sharing honesty & humor.– @breelimic

Your signature cocktail
The dark rum mirrors Bree’s feeling of being "I’m fat I’m chopped im addicted to sh and I’m completely emotionally unavailable who want me lmfao?!😂😂", adding a brooding depth. Grenadine adds a sugary pop that echoes the yearning in "I just wanna be skinny i just wanna be pretty i just want to feel good for once in my fucking stupid life but I’m fat and chopped and ugly and dumb and just GAHHHH", a desperate wish for a prettier self. Fresh lime juice provides a sharp bite, reflecting the self‑critical realization "When u realize that you’ve been on shedtwt since u were 12 and that it’s actually not normal and quite concerning". A drizzle of cannabis‑infused simple syrup nods to Bree’s confession "I love smoking weed and rethinking everything in my life", giving the drink a mellow haze. Finally, a splash of club soda adds fizzy chaos, reminiscent of the constant "Purge time…🤑🤑" and "Lowkey wanna b/p.. mid day..? i fear i am not recovered" moments.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly expresses personal ambition, such as the goal to reach a lower BMI before Halloween ("Im Manifesting me to be back to bmi 18 before Halloween."). They also display cunning and resourcefulness, for example admitting "I conned my mom into letting me stay home today from school hehe" which shows manipulation to get what they want. Their defiant, bold attitude after being banned ("IM BACK FROM BEING BANNEEEDDD CANT HOLD ME BACKKK") reflects a daring spirit. The drive to obtain stronger highs ("I need harder stuff then weed… all i have is Benadryl") further illustrates a relentless pursuit of personal desires. These traits—ambition, cunning, and boldness—are hallmarks of Slytherin, making it the most fitting house.

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The track 'Hurt' by Nine Inch Nails (famously covered by Johnny Cash) mirrors Bree's ongoing battle with self‑harm and feeling broken. They write, 'Up late and lowkey wanna cut..' and 'I think being thirteen was the worst time in my life … why was i cutting like every night', showing the same self‑destructive urges the song describes. The lyric 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel' directly echoes Bree's admission of purging and fasting, e.g., 'I’m lowkey hungry but I have no appetite for any food' and 'I need harder stuff then weed I’m actually going insane'. The chorus about being 'a broken man' and 'the only thing I ever wanted was to be loved' resonates with Bree's repeated statements of feeling ugly, fat, and emotionally unavailable, such as 'I’m fat I’m chopped im addicted to sh and I’m completely emotionally unavailable'. Overall, the bleak, introspective tone of 'Hurt' captures the despair and cyclical pain evident in their tweets.

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