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Lisa fits best because this user is intensely opinionated, morally driven, and unafraid to call out injustice or hypocrisy, much like Lisa’s activist streak. She openly condemns abusive or bigoted behavior in music fandoms, e.g. criticizing fans for defending problematic idols and calling out racism and abuse in bands: “Quando que fã de Motley Crüe vai se mancar e perceber que defender racista (Mick Mars) Pedófilo, estuprador e agressor (Nikki Sixx, Tommy Lee e Vince Neil) é nojento????” and “Preguiça de gente defendendo os ídolos favs dela quando ele eh claramente uma pessoa TERRÍVEL...”. Like Lisa, she shows a sharp sense of justice around antisemitism and child abuse, as in “E se fosse uma criança judia, era enviada logo pro campo de concentração, seus acéfalos” and the darkly humorous but clearly anti‑pedophile “Idéia de date: Matar o pedófilo da sua rua...”. She’s also introspective and self-aware about relationships and attraction, shown in “acho que to perdendo atração por homem de tanto dedo podre que já tive”, which mirrors Lisa’s reflective nature. Even though her tone is far harsher and more sarcastic than Lisa’s, the core combination of strong ethics, critical thinking, and feeling out of step with others (needing niche friends who share her interests: “preciso de amigos que gostem de Megadeth, Death, Misfits...”) aligns most closely with Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E): their tweets are highly expressive, socially engaged, and directed at broad audiences, often reacting loudly to online dramas and cultural topics, like when they complain about a viral video: “Parem de repostar aquele vídeo da garota sobre os carros, eu não aguento mais essa fdp, voz chata da desgraça” and openly seek friends with similar music tastes: “preciso de amigos que gostem de Megadeth, Death, Misfits, BLS, Death, Danzig...”. Their focus on meanings, patterns, and values over raw facts suggests Intuition (N), especially in moral/generalized statements like criticizing fans who defend problematic idols: “Quando que fã de Motley Crüe vai se mancar e perceber que defender racista [...] é nojento????”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: the core of many tweets is emotional and ethical judgment (e.g., outrage about defending terrible people, or anger at racism when they say a girl called them a slur: “a garota me chamou de macaca”), and they take strong value-based stances rather than detached logical analysis. Their style is spontaneous, reactive, and not very structured, which aligns more with Perceiving (P) than Judging; they fire off quick, in-the-moment reactions like “Vai toma no seu cu” and darkly humorous improvisations such as “Idéia de date: Matar o pedófilo da sua rua e se aventurar em esconder o corpo na mata” rather than outlining plans or systems. Putting this together, their energetic outward expression, abstract/value-driven commentary, emotionally charged moral stances, and informal spontaneity are most consistent with ENFP.

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Metalhead with too many opinions and a Nick Menza obsession. Once got called a slur in Roblox and turned it into a personality upgrade.– @brenda_mostarda

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The smoky mezcal shot captures their heavy metal soul and devotion to drummers and bands like Megadeth and Misfits, straight from “Megadeth Misfits. Nick Menza lover” in the bio and “Sou a maior amadora do Nick Menza existente, Nick Menza meu amor”. Black cherry liqueur adds a dark sweetness for the softer side that still says “I really love @DaveMustaine and @Megadeth :)” even while roasting everyone else. Lemon juice with a pinch of chili salt represents their sharp, salty rage at hypocrisy and creeps, like “Quando que fã de Motley Crüe vai se mancar e perceber que defender racista (...) é nojento????” and the furious “Idéia de date: Matar o pedófilo da sua rua e se aventurar em esconder o corpo na mata”. A dash of Jägermeister nods to the chaotic, unfiltered energy of tweets like “Vai toma no seu cu” and “odeio o lars, velho ridículo, sempre foi um insuportável feioso af”. Finally, a ginger beer topper adds spicy fizz to match their loud, meme-y commentary on everything from AI stories to fandom drama, as in “Not the ai slop stories LMFAO” and “preciso de amigos que gostem de Megadeth, Death, Misfits, BLS, Death, Danzig...💔💔”, making this a strong, punchy, slightly bitter chaos cocktail with a sweet metal heart.

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Brenda shows strong Gryffindor traits through her willingness to call out behavior she finds immoral or hypocritical, even aggressively. She condemns people defending awful idols in tweets like “Preguiça de gente defendendo os ídolos favs dela quando ele eh claramente uma pessoa TERRÍVEL...” and “Quando que fã de Motley Crüe vai se mancar e perceber que defender racista (Mick Mars) Pedófilo, estuprador e agressor (Nikki Sixx, Tommy Lee e Vince Neil) é nojento????”, which reflects a strong moral spine and readiness to stand up for her beliefs. Her outrage at injustice, especially toward vulnerable groups, comes through in “1 errado não faz o outro certo, seus lixos. Que caralho é esse???.... E se fosse uma criança judia, era enviada logo pro campo de concentração, seus acéfalos”, showcasing the classic Gryffindor instinct to protect and defend. She is impulsive and confrontational, as seen in “Vai toma no seu cu” and “odeio o lars, velho ridículo, sempre foi um insuportável feioso af”, where she speaks bluntly without much self-censorship. Even her darkly humorous tweet “Idéia de date: Matar o pedófilo da sua rua e se aventurar em esconder o corpo na mata” fits a Gryffindor-style fantasy of direct, almost vigilante justice. Overall, she prioritizes courage and confrontation over diplomacy or self-preservation, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Megadeth’s Symphony of Destruction, balancing their love for classic metal with their cynical, angry view of people and power. They explicitly say they love Megadeth and Dave Mustaine, writing “I really love @DaveMustaine and @Megadeth :)” and calling themselves a fan of bands like Megadeth, Death, Misfits, and Danzig in “preciso de amigos que gostem de Megadeth, Death, Misfits, BLS, Death, Danzig...”. The song’s theme of corrupted leaders and societal decay mirrors their disgust with defending terrible idols, as in “Preguiça de gente defendendo os ídolos favs dela quando ele eh claramente uma pessoa TERRÍVEL... voce gostar eh uma coisa, agora defender as merdas???? nunca.”. Their rage at injustice and abuse—e.g., “Quando que fã de Motley Crüe vai se mancar e perceber que defender racista... Pedófilo, estuprador e agressor... é nojento????” and the dark joke in “Idéia de date: Matar o pedófilo da sua rua e se aventurar em esconder o corpo na mata”—fits the song’s angry, apocalyptic tone. Their overall persona of harsh criticism, anti‑hypocrisy, and love for heavy, aggressive music makes Symphony of Destruction a strong match for their energy and worldview.

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