Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Acknowledges not knowing how to use the platform in bio and jokes about memory issues in “tentando ignorar o fato de que minha memória tá falhando demais pra minha idade 😆”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and dark humor in tweets like “vecna, padres e michael jackson lutando pra ver quem pega mais criança” and “nem o cadáver do laboratório da ufpi é tão definhado”.
- Hardworking: Reflects effort and academic focus in “não aceito menos que 10 nesse seminário” and relief at passing in “passei na final te amo anatomia”.
- Emotionally-open: Openly shares stress, nostalgia, and obsession in tweets like “vsf sdd da faculdade” and “nunca mais tinha ficado tão obcecado por uma série”.
- Culturally-engaged: Frequently references series, music, and events in tweets like “aq na fase de negação do luto por stranger things ter acabado” and the Spotify recap in “esse medonho do kevin parker na capa de minha retrospectiva do spotify af”.
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination: Directly admits struggle in “a procrastinação ainda vai me matar”, suggesting difficulty with timely action.
- Indecisiveness: Mentions overthinking simple choices in “toda vez que quero trocar o papel de parede do celular me dá uma dor de cabeça pq fico indeciso”.
- Negative-focus: Tends to highlight bad days and complaints in tweets like “que dia merda pqp” and “mal cheguei na ufpi e a faculdade já tá comendo meu juízo”.
- Self-criticism: Harsh on own performance, as seen in “as notas melhores que as do ano passado mas a redação me matou que porra e essa inep”.
- Health-neglect: Hints at overwork and poor wellbeing in “não tem pior ressaca que a de sono” and the complaint about the health plan in “tem que estar na beira da morte msm pra usar esse humana saúde viu”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson, a mix of academic drive, low‑key angst, and pop‑culture obsession. Like Lisa stressing over grades and feeling out of place, this user complains about university pressure and tests, e.g. “as notas melhores que as do ano passado mas a redação me matou que porra e essa inep”, “mal cheguei na ufpi e a faculdade já tá comendo meu juízo”, and “não aceito menos que 10 nesse seminário”. Their humor is self‑aware and a bit dramatic about stress and procrastination, like “a procrastinação ainda vai me matar” and “tentando ignorar o fato de que minha memória tá falhando demais pra minha idade 😆”, which fits Lisa’s overthinking and existential spirals. The intense series/Stranger Things obsession in “nunca mais tinha ficado tão obcecado por uma série” and “aq na fase de negação do luto por stranger things ter acabado” mirrors Lisa’s tendency to fixate hard on the media and causes she loves. Even the feeling of not quite fitting in and wanting more from life, like “aguardando ansiosamente pelo 4 período, não aguento mais essa sensação de estar no ensino médio”, lines up with Lisa’s perpetual sense of being a bit ahead of her environment.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean slightly introvert: most tweets are about their inner world, mood, and uni stress rather than big social scenes, e.g. “toda vez que quero trocar o papel de parede do celular me dá uma dor de cabeça pq fico indeciso, não é possível q isso só aconteça comigo”, and they often sound reflective or self-deprecating instead of attention-seeking. Their humor and interests point to intuition (N): they obsess over series like Stranger Things (“aq na fase de negação do luto por stranger things ter acabado”) and make exaggerated, metaphorical jokes such as “vecna, padres e michael jackson lutando pra ver quem pega mais criança”, focusing more on ideas and references than concrete details. The tone is clearly feeling (F): they center emotions, frustration, and affection, like “eu que vou investir em você eu que vou mudar sua vida” and the dramatic “que dia merda pqp”, rather than rational analysis. Finally, they look more perceiving (P) than structured J: they frequently mention procrastination and being overwhelmed by uni (“a procrastinação ainda vai me matar”, “mal cheguei na ufpi e a faculdade já tá comendo meu juízo”), and their tweets show reactive, in-the-moment energy instead of long-term planning. Overall, the mix of introspection, emotional intensity, pop-culture obsession, and somewhat chaotic student life fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you’re in the ‘denial stage of grief’ because Stranger Things ended, I can volunteer to be your Season 5: unexpected, slightly chaotic, and way better than what INEP did to your essay.
- You’re out here gabaritando ENEM English and still saying you ‘don’t know how to use this app’… how about I tutor you in Twitter while you tutor me in anatomy? Fair exchange: you teach me bones, I give you butterflies.
- You said you miss college and that the first period almost killed you—lucky for you I’m not a subject, but I can definitely be the reason you’re excited for the 4th period.
- If choosing a new phone wallpaper gives you a headache, I’ve got a solution: just set a picture of us together and call it your ‘final grade’—because you already said you don’t accept less than a 10 in your seminar.
- You at Morro da Cruz calling it therapy, passing anatomy, obsessed with series and Tame Impala on your Spotify… I don’t want to scare you, but I think my new special interest just became a UFPI student named Bren from ‘praça do pcc.’
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Your new Twitter bio
Med student at UFPI surviving exams, binge‑watching Stranger Things, and overthinking phone wallpapers. Once envied strangers for blasting ‘Helicóptero’ on a Monday.– @brewnzz
Your signature cocktail
Stranger Things & Exam Springs
The Brazilian cachaça represents their chaotic, funny, deeply Brazilian student energy, yelling about ENEM like “as notas melhores que as do ano passado mas a redação me matou que porra e essa inep” and flexing that “gabaritei as questões de inglês no enem, nao sou burro eu que nasci no país errado”. Cold brew coffee is the liquid form of their exhausted uni grind, from “mal cheguei na ufpi e a faculdade já tá comendo meu juízo” to “chega logo fim do período”. Red guava juice adds sweet drama and obsession, for moments like “nunca mais tinha ficado tão obcecado por uma série” and the post-Stranger-Things grief in “aq na fase de negação do luto por stranger things ter acabado”. Tonic water brings a bitter, fizzy realism that matches “odeio criar expectativas em coisas que obviamente seriam impossíveis” and those “que dia merda pqp” vibes. Finally, a pinch of pink Himalayan salt captures the hangover, overthinking, and spiritual battle of their life, from “não tem pior ressaca que a de sono” to “pqp não posso passar um feriado em simplício que engordo 2kg. isso é batalha espiritual não é possível”. The result is a strong, slightly bitter yet secretly soft drink—just like someone who says “não sei usar isso aqui” but is clearly main-charactering their own series.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets point most strongly to Ravenclaw, particularly through their relationship with study, grades, and overthinking. They clearly care about academic performance and specific subject mastery, as shown in “as notas melhores que as do ano passado mas a redação me matou que porra e essa inep”, “passei na final te amo anatomia”, and “não aceito menos que 10 nesse seminário”, which reflects an analytical, grade-conscious mindset. Their pride in language ability — “gabaritei as questões de inglês no enem, nao sou burro eu que nasci no país errado” — suggests confidence in intellectual skills and a sense of belonging in a more stimulating environment. The way they obsess over series (“nunca mais tinha ficado tão obcecado por uma série” and “aq na fase de negação do luto por stranger things ter acabado”) and overanalyze small choices like wallpapers (“toda vez que quero trocar o papel de parede do celular me dá uma dor de cabeça pq fico indeciso”) fits Ravenclaw’s introspective, slightly neurotic overthinking. While there are hints of Hufflepuff work ethic in their complaints about being overwhelmed by college (“mal cheguei na ufpi e a faculdade já tá comendo meu juízo”), the dominant traits are intellectual pride, focus on learning, and reflective self-awareness, which align best with Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Ribs - Lorde
The song Ribs by Lorde fits them because it captures that mix of growing up, nostalgia, and low-key chaos that shows up all over their timeline. They’re juggling college stress and early-adulthood anxiety, like when they say “mal cheguei na ufpi e a faculdade já tá comendo meu juízo” and “a procrastinação ainda vai me matar”, which echoes the song’s feeling of being overwhelmed by how fast life is moving. There’s also a strong nostalgic streak and attachment to phases and obsessions, from missing campus life in “vsf sdd da faculdade” to joking about being stuck in the vibe of high school in “aguardando ansiosamente pelo 4 período, não aguento mais essa sensação de estar no ensino médio”. Their mix of humor and emotional vulnerability—like being in denial about a favorite show ending in “aq na fase de negação do luto por stranger things ter acabado”—matches Lorde’s way of wrapping deep feelings in casual, conversational lyrics. Ribs feels like the soundtrack to their life of overthinking, nostalgia, and laughing through the stress.
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