Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses over‑the‑top phrasing and self‑aware jokes, like complaining about bikini coverage in “muy geniales los bikinis de 47street el tema es q no me tapan ni una teta kjjaj arreglenlo putos”.
- Sex‑positive: Comfortable talking about sexuality and attraction, e.g. “I came just by seeing him” and “sexo sexo pija sexo”.
- Fandom‑engaged: Very active in anime/AU fandom, quoting and reacting enthusiastically like “BEST AU KUROKEN!!”.
- Self‑expressive: Openly shares insecurities and desires, such as feeling out of place among richer friends in “una se va para Europa... Yo de pedo voy a salir de mi casa”.
- Body‑confident: Speaks about her body and appearance with humor and pride, like “El concepto de q hasta ezesilva piense q tengo altas tetas mmm”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh‑worded: Uses aggressive or insulting language, such as “no podés ser tan puto, esto grita trolazo putazo”.
- Impulsive‑posting: Mentions overthinking but still posts very unfiltered, then talks about wanting to delete Twitter in “borro twitter”.
- Community‑overwhelmed: Feels lost switching between accounts and drama, as in “no entiendo nada 😭”.
- Self‑critical: Absorbs negative edtwt influence and feels bad about eating, shown in “me hacen sentir mal por devorarme una bolsa de pochoclos y papas fritas”.
- Material‑pressured: Shows insecurity around not matching friends’ lifestyles, like luxury trips vs her situation in “Yo de pedo voy a salir de mi casa”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, cheeky, and openly horny but ultimately playful rather than cruel. Their sense of humor is loud and irreverent, like when they write things such as “sexo sexo pija sexo” and “no podés ser tan puto, esto grita trolazo putazo roga pija en rodillas, fiel al canon ah”, echoing Bart’s boundary‑pushing jokes. They’re also very self‑aware and dramatic about social life and appearance—worrying about followers in “mmmmm quien me dejó de seguir...” and obsessing over bikinis and clothes in “muy geniales los bikinis de 47street el tema es q no me tapan ni una teta kjjaj arreglenlo putos”—which feels like a teenage Bart translated to stan Twitter. Their bio “me gusta hablar hablenme” and tweets about overthinking social interaction like “cómo hace la gente para socializar en twitter o twittear, yo sobrepienso 50 antes de citar un twitt ☹️” show a mix of bravado and insecurity, very on-brand for him. Finally, the hyperfixation on fandoms, ships, and AUs, from “BEST AU KUROKEN!!” to “Kageyama en faldita y lencería rosita con moñitos :3”, fits Bart’s impulsive, obsessive streak when he gets into something he loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they openly seek interaction and attention, e.g. their bio "me gusta hablar hablenme" and tweets like “dale chicos ya se q me aman dejen de llamarme porfavor no puedo dibujar al bokuaka así jjajjskwbsnw”, plus frequent commentary about friends and the community such as “que verga está pasando en la comunidad mernosketti estoy cambiando entre mis dos cuentas a cada rato no entiendo nada 😭”. They appear Intuitive rather than Sensing; they play with concepts and hypotheticals instead of just concrete facts, for example “si sería aurera d mí solo saldrían aus lésbicos” and “imagínate aparecer en un AU re bizarro me cago de risa”, showing a love of scenarios and fiction. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling-oriented: they react with emotional, value-laden language about people and characters, as in “Depresión absoluta, recuerdos de la moskita yéndose…” and the way they judge others’ behavior morally in “sospecho q mi amiga más cheta medio racista medio clasista medio homofobica medio transfobica…”. Finally, they seem Perceiving: their tweets show spontaneity and lack of structure, like “uñas me quiero hacer las uñas pagenme las uñas… quiero hacerme las uñas otra vez” and “La semana pasada estaba adicta a Twitter, está semana ni lo usé, le hago lovebombing a twt ❤️🩹”, suggesting flexible, in-the-moment behavior rather than planning. Overall, ENFP fits their expressive, imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneous online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- If even ezesilva thinks you’ve got ‘altas tetas’, I’m scared to imagine what I’d think if I saw you in those 47street bikinis that ‘don’t cover a single teta’—wanna do some scientific testing at the beach together?
- You, stressing about edtwt because you devoured a whole bag of popcorn and chips, and me over here thinking the only unhealthy thing is the lack of a movie night where we share them (and illegally stream IT with that virus you mentioned).
- You talk about your friends going to Europe, NY, Miami and Cancún while you ‘barely leave the house’—plot twist: my dream vacation is just staying in with you, perfume Love Spell in the air, binge‑reading your favorite aus.
- You said that if you were an ‘aurera’ you’d only make lesbian AUs… I fully support your creative vision; we can brainstorm plotlines while I admire your nails—after I pay for them, obviously.
- Since Twitter keeps making you switch between accounts and wonder who unfollowed you, I’ll make it easy: I’m not going anywhere—unless it’s straight into your DMs to talk Haikyuu, femboys and why Bokuto being faithful is our shared religion.
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Haikyuu enjoyer, AU addict & fashion-on-a-budget scout. Once opened Twitter in class to NSFW Kenma x Kuroo—still recovering.– @brichulokis
Your signature cocktail
The BokuAka Bikini Chaos
Meet The BokuAka Bikini Chaos, a bright, slightly unhinged cocktail for the girl who tweets everything from her snacks to her thirst. The passion fruit vodka is for the obsessive Haikyuu brainrot and horny AU energy, like “I came just by seeing him” and the legendary “nunca más abro Twitter en clase tenía en toda la pantalla a Kenma haciéndole un pete a kuroo lpm”. Pink grapefruit soda brings bubbly, dramatic chaos and a bit of bitterness about money and social circles, as when she says “Estba hablando de las vacaciones de invierno con mis amigas… Yo de pedo voy a salir de mi casa”. The splash of blue curaçao is the edtwt poison in the timeline, coloring everything with body-image stress like “tengo todo infectado del # edtwt este chicos dejenme me hacen sentir mal por devorarme una bolsa de pochoclos y papas fritas ah”. Cotton candy syrup captures her hyperfem, mall-girl vibe and love for cute brands and bikinis, from “muy geniales los bikinis de 47street el tema es q no me tapan ni una teta kjjaj arreglenlo putos” to “quiero ropa de 47street.. o de SheIn, la de Zara es medio feita”. Finally, lime juice cuts through the sweetness with sharp, self-aware humor and a touch of mess, like “sexo sexo pija sexo” and the chaotic plea “uñas me quiero hacer las uñas pagenme las uñas nevesito uñas porfavor me voy a morir”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user is highly image-conscious and strategic about how they present themselves, which aligns with Slytherin self-preservation and social cunning. They obsess over aesthetics and desirability—wanting specific brands and styles like in “quiero ropa de 47street.. o de SheIn, la de Zara es medio feita”, “muy geniales los bikinis de 47street el tema es q no me tapan ni una teta kjjaj arreglenlo putos”, and the dramatic plea for nails in “uñas me quiero hacer las uñas pagenme las uñas nevesito uñas…”. There’s also a clear awareness of social hierarchies and status in how they talk about friends’ wealth and trips in “una se va para Europa, la otra a New York, Miami, Cancún... okkkkk.... Yo de pedo voy a salir de mi casa”, and a sharp, sometimes cutting way of describing others and fictional characters, like “no podés ser tan puto, esto grita trolazo putazo roga pija en rodillas, fiel al canon ah”. They lean into dark humor and sexuality with zero hesitation, as seen in “sexo sexo pija sexo” and “I came just by seeing him”, showing boldness but channeled more into edgy self-expression than Gryffindor-style heroism. Finally, their frustration with social dynamics on Twitter in “cómo hace la gente para socializar en twitter o twittear, yo sobrepienso 50 antes de citar un twitt” and switching between accounts in “estoy cambiando entre mis dos cuentas a cada rato no entiendo nada” suggests someone who is constantly navigating and optimizing their position within a social environment—very Slytherin-coded behavior.
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Your song
Girls Just Want to Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
A playful, chaotic, and unapologetically fun vibe runs through their timeline, which fits the carefree spirit of Girls Just Want to Have Fun. They joke about fashion and wanting cute things like bikinis and clothes — “quiero ropa de 47street.. o de SheIn, la de Zara es medio feita” and “putishorts locales cercanos a mi buscar” — echoing the song’s teenage/young-adult, going-out energy. Their dramatic, humorous complaints about body image and edtwt, like “tengo todo infectado del # edtwt este chicos dejenme me hacen sentir mal por devorarme una bolsa de pochoclos y papas fritas ah”, feel like someone who knows the world is a bit toxic but decides to laugh and keep enjoying herself anyway. The overtly horny, chaotic fandom side — “Bokuaka y además akaashi con labios de trola como zairetti, quiero mis panchos.” and “sexo sexo pija sexo” — matches the song’s rebellious refusal to be proper or restrained. Even when they overthink social media, as in “cómo hace la gente para socializar en twitter o twittear, yo sobrepienso 50 antes de citar un twitt ☹️”, the overall impression is someone who ultimately wants to enjoy life, joke around with friends, and be loud about what they like, just like the song’s protagonist.
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