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This user’s chaotic, horny, and jokingly aggressive energy is closest to Bart Simpson. They constantly clown on people and things in an over-the-top way, like calling James a “zestball” in “why is bro standing like a zestball.... oh wait he already is a zestball” and threatening their friend with cartoonish violence in “im gonna kick her in her non existent balls, stab her atleast 7 times and let her body rot in the woods🤦♀️”. Their timeline is full of loud fangirl/fanboy outbursts and going ‘feral’ over musicians, like “HEJAUU SJJW SJSKSOS AIISKWJWKWOEJSN OH MY LORD WJIWI WIIOIJWJJ AJASAIIWKKKWOWK. IW9WIJJ92OO IM GOING FERAL”, which feels very Bart-like mischief channeled into stan culture. They also revel in being a self-described “freak,” asking “OKAY SO AM I A FREAK?!!!!!?!! (answer or else ill haunt your dreams)”, mirroring Bart’s love of trouble and attention. At the same time, there’s a soft, affectionate side under the chaos, like in “hes so happy it makes me happy like yippee” and “AWWWWWJWH 😢😢💗💗 HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE”, similar to how Bart occasionally shows genuine heart beneath the pranks.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, joke, and invite responses, e.g. the playful threat in “OKAY SO AM I A FREAK?!!!!!?!! (answer or else ill haunt your dreams)”, and the made-up Twitter family in “My Twitter Family”, which shows comfort with social attention and group play. Their posts are highly imaginative and associative, suggesting Intuition over Sensing: they spin vivid mental images like “serj in that pic looks like one of those middle aged moroccan guys at a restaurant in the center of rabat…” and turn Metallica photos into elaborate headcanons such as “peaceful moment between a blonde twink and a danish twink”. Emotion and personal attachment dominate over detached logic, pointing to Feeling: they gush with affection in “AWWWWWJWH 😢😢💗💗 HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE” and defend others with moral tone in “don't u dare speak about rob like that you willy sniffer”. Finally, their lifestyle seems spontaneous and flexible, consistent with Perceiving: they frequently act on impulses like “ion care anymore im going to nîmes in summer next year & no one can stop me” and gush in chaotic keyboard smash posts such as “HEJAUU SJJW SJSKSOS AIISKWJWKWOEJSN OH MY LORD…”, showing more in-the-moment enthusiasm than structured planning. Together this matches an ENFP profile: highly expressive, imaginative, emotionally driven, and playful-impulsive.

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Metallica & alt-rock enthusiast. Once photographed a Coke can in a bush and called it art. Currently debating Bleach vs Doolittle in my head.– @Brickzo0

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like their all-caps feral moments like “HEJAUU SJJW SJSKSOS AIISKWJWKWOEJSN OH MY LORD WJIWI WIIOIJWJJ AJASAIIWKKKWOWK. IW9WIJJ92OO IM GOING FERAL NAYAYAWUAU”, so it starts with overproof spiced rum for unfiltered energy. The sour cherry liqueur reflects the mix of sweetness and pain in their puppy-eyed Hetfield thirsting, like “puppy james puppy james puppy james… i need puppy james.” and the melodramatic “OWWWW MY HEART ☹️☹️💗”. Cloudy lemonade adds a playful tartness that matches their goofy, self-aware humor in tweets like “OKAY SO AM I A FREAK?!!!!!?!! (answer or else ill haunt your dreams)” and their Halloween chaos as Lars in “my friends humiliated me into being him”. A dash of absinthe nods to their slightly unhinged, dreamlike ship-brainrot—“peaceful moment between a blonde twink and a danish twink..... yeah...” and the unapologetic “people that just created drama over larsbreeder are cry babies… #freelarsbreeder”. Finally, the pop-rocks sugar rim represents their explosive, meme-y, hyper-pop energy in things like “LA FRANCE 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷…🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️‼️‼️” and the silly self-intro of their alien persona in “brickzo alien ig......... 😛”. This is a strong, sweet-tart, slightly dangerous fizz that feels like doomscrolling their timeline at 3am while giggling and crying at Metallica edits.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining traits are boldness, emotional intensity, and a tendency to act or speak impulsively—classic Gryffindor. They jokingly threaten dramatic overreactions, like when they say their best friend called them a Hetfield/Ulrich mix and they’ll “stab her atleast 7 times and let her body rot in the woods” in “i hate my best friend she keeps calling me the hetrich child cuz apparently 'im a mix of james & lars' like no im not istg im gonna kick her in her non existent balls, stab her atleast 7 times and let her body rot in the woods🤦♀️”, which shows theatrical, hot‑headed energy rather than quiet calculation. They openly embrace being seen as extreme or a “freak,” even demanding people judge them in “OKAY SO AM I A FREAK?!!!!!?!! (answer or else ill haunt your dreams)”, signaling a fearless, attention-forward personality instead of subtle ambition. They also loudly defend people they like, for example scolding someone with ““don't u dare speak about rob like that you willy sniffer”, which is more about jumping to a friend’s defense than about diplomacy or strategy. Even when discussing fandom drama, they pick a side and dismiss critics as “cry babies” in “people that just created drama over larsbreeder are cry babies like get over it he's making sexual comments on lars okay but they're funny like wtf #freelarsbreeder”, reflecting blunt conviction over careful tact. All of this points far more to a loud, brave, impulsive Gryffindor than to the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff, the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw, or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.

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The best-fitting song is “Motorbreath” because it’s fast, chaotic, and obsessed with living hard in the moment, just like their timeline. They explicitly declare their loyalty to it in “motorbreath & it will always be motorbreath.”, showing a strong personal attachment to both the track and its energy. Their personality is loud, unfiltered, and constantly amped up, from going feral over James (“TWINK JAMES SPOTTED OH LAAAAAWWWWWDDDDDD 😍😍😍👅👅👅”) to the all-caps outbursts like “HEJAUU SJJW SJSKSOS AIISKWJWKWOEJSN OH MY LORD…”. The theme of nonstop motion and not caring what others think mirrors their attitude in tweets like “ion care anymore im going to nîmes in summer next year & no one can stop me” and defending their niche interests in “people that just created drama over larsbreeder are cry babies like get over it…”. Overall, Motorbreath’s reckless, high-speed vibe and devotion to metal perfectly align with their hyperfixation on Metallica, especially James and Lars.

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