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Your Simpsons character
Bridgette/Dylan embodies the chaotic, rebellious energy of Bart Simpson, frequently using crude humor and expressing a distain for authority and social norms. Just as Bart is known for his prankster nature and signature catchphrases, this user creates a distinct online persona, even joking “Everytime i make myself puke I say 'im gonna flint my steel'”. They share Bart's impulsive digital behavior, admitting to having “closed twitter on my phone just to have it wide open on my pc” while feeling a sense of worthlessness. Their tweets often feature the same irreverent, occasionally vulgar Italian-slang-infused outbursts Bart might use if he were a modern teenager, such as when they exclaim “porco dio !! porca madonna !!” while working on fan art. Ultimately, their mix of hyperfixations, self-deprecating humor, and “inner child is screaming” aligns perfectly with the spirit of The Simpsons’ most famous troublemaker.

Your MBTI personality Type
Bridgette/Dylan exhibits Introversion (I) through a deep focus on solitary hobbies and an internal world, often feeling 'worthless' after excessive social media usage and preferring the company of “my ocs” over real people. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their vivid imaginative life and 'hyperfixations' on fictional worlds like Zootropolis or Splatoon, rather than practical daily life. As a Feeling (F) type, they are highly governed by their emotions and personal values, frequently expressing intense feelings such as “Ugh im so scaredd” regarding self-image and reacting strongly to perceived injustices like “fat shaming”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait is evident in their spontaneous, unfiltered posting style and the admission that they often “forgor” what they were searching for, suggesting a flexible and disorganized approach to life.

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Italian-based digital artist and character designer. Passionate about gaming and animation. Once crashed my PC during a creative spurt; now I stick to tea and OCs.– @bridgettesdick

Your signature cocktail
This experimental, bittersweet Italian spritz reflects a user who says “i hate being italian” while clearly being shaped by the culture. The high-proof Grappa and bitter Campari mirror the raw intensity of their 'edtwt' lifestyle and the painful admission: “Everytime i make myself puke I say 'im gonna flint my steel'”. The sparkling water provides a thin, light body for someone who posts “#thinspo”, while the single carrot garnish is a nod to their “#mealspo!”. Finally, the popping sugar rim represents the chaotic, 'bigender' energy of a person who will “lick Ur toes tonight” and play Geometry Dash for aftercare.

Your Hogwarts House
Bridgette/Dylan aligns with Slytherin through a focus on self-preservation and a blunt, resourceful way of navigating their environment. They express a strong sense of personal identity and boundary-setting, exemplified by their demand to “block me IMMEDIATELY” if someone resembles a person they dislike. Their resourcefulness is often directed toward their own interests, such as when they admit to having Twitter “wide open on my pc” immediately after closing it on their phone, showing an obsessive dedication to their digital spaces. Furthermore, their ambition is channeled into creative pursuits and 'OC' (original character) development, as seen when they declare, “I need to post abt my two ocs dylan and bridgette... so bad”. This combination of self-interest, sharp wit, and a protective stance toward their own creative world mirrors the classic Slytherin trait of valuing one's own circle and goals above all else.

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The user is deeply immersed in the 'edtwt' community, frequently posting about their struggles with body image and disordered eating, which mirrors the song’s themes of body dysmorphia. They explicitly state, “I cant look at the mirror anymore, I fully ruined my body”, reflecting the painful self-scrutiny found in the lyrics. Their timeline is a mix of high-energy fandom interests and dark, personal admissions like “Everytime i make myself puke I say 'im gonna flint my steel'”. Despite these struggles, they maintain a desire for acceptance, seen when sharing their “Fear and hunger termina oc, please be nice to her”. Prom Queen captures this specific intersection of teenage vulnerability, online subculture, and the desperate search for self-worth.

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