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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: very online, opinionated, and deeply fixated on their special interests, but also self-aware and dramatic in a funny way. Like Lisa with jazz and causes, they have intense niche fandom passions, especially for Genshin and specific characters, as seen in “'chasca' is how we say 'queen' in natlanese” and “started blocking chasca haters and twitter has been infinitely better for me”. They swing between joy and exasperation in a very Lisa way, going from “January's been a blast” to complaints like “Thanks for fucking nothing Overwatch.”. Their mix of snark and moral lines also fits Lisa: they draw boundaries such as “heavy hazard haters dni” and call things out with posts like “the fact somebody typed this out and posted it is so concerning”. Even their playful, slightly gross humor, e.g. “hello little gay boys i just took a shit in the mother toilet”, feels like Lisa when she lets her guard down and gets silly with people she’s comfortable around.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they actively engage oomfs, invite interaction, and joke loudly in a very public, performative way, like “hello little gay boys i just took a shit in the mother toilet” and “who wanna be privoomfs”, plus constantly comment on shared fandom spaces. Their interests and comments show Intuition over Sensing: they focus on possibilities, meta-fandom narratives, and future content speculation rather than concrete, real-world details, as in “Will Black Widow affect Chasca's status as best anemo dps?” and their banner/patch predictions “6.4 prolly Varka/Lauma Lohen/Escoffier but i dunno”. They are strongly Feeling: their judgments are emotional and value-based (“heavy hazard haters dni” in the bio, “started blocking chasca haters and twitter has been infinitely better for me”) and they react with intense affect (“UGH FUCK IM SO HAPPY” and “YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU ANRAN BITCH”) rather than structured logical argument. Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than Judging: they seem spontaneous, reactive, and flexible instead of planned and organized, shown by impulsive swings like “oomf i thought was annoying as fuck is actually cool” and then “oomf i thought was cool is actually annoying as fuck”, and their general go-with-the-flow gaming and gacha decisions. Altogether, the energetic social style, speculative fandom focus, emotional intensity, and spontaneity best fit ENFP.

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Genshin / HSR / Overwatch enjoyer. Known to key cars in-game, not IRL. Currently theorycrafting Chasca supremacy and regretting my molecule spending.– @brielarsonfan23

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This cocktail is sharp and chaotic in the best way, just like logging into oomfs’ games and "destroying it beyond repair" in “logging into oomfs genshin account and destroying it beyond repair >>>”. Silver tequila with lime zest brings a clean but punchy base for someone who screams "UGH FUCK IM SO HAPPY" in “UGH FUCK IM SO HAPPY” and lives in all caps when gaming hype hits. Spicy mango-chili syrup captures their Natlan / Chasca obsession and fire, as seen in “'chasca' is how we say 'queen' in natlanese” and the protective "heavy hazard haters dni" vibe in the bio. Blue curaçao nods to their Overwatch and Marvel Rivals fixation in “overwatch mad corny” and “MARVEL RIVALS WITH OOMF WAS A KI”, giving it a gamer-core neon look. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it bright and fizzy like their constant excitement over upcoming banners and skins in “hazard's second good skin out tonight” and “CHASCA IS COMING.”. The black lava salt rim represents their petty, blocking-era edge in “started blocking chasca haters and twitter has been infinitely better for me” and the slightly toxic gamer spice of “muting all overwatch hetslop bc i'm sick of yall”.

Your Hogwarts House
Alex’s tweets are dominated by sharp competitiveness, pettiness used as humor, and a strong focus on curating their environment, which are classic Slytherin traits. They openly revel in chaotic or mean-spirited fun, like comparing playing a character to vandalism in “ugh playing nefer is almost as fun as keying cars” and saying “logging into oomfs genshin account and destroying it beyond repair >>>”, which shows a mischievous, transgressive streak rather than gentle or patient energy. Their bio and boundaries are blunt and protective: “heavy hazard haters dni” and “started blocking chasca haters and twitter has been infinitely better for me” reflect self‑preservation and a willingness to cut people off to maintain their own space. They’re intensely ride‑or‑die for their faves (Hazard, Chasca, Columbina), but that loyalty is weaponized against opponents with lines like “muting all overwatch hetslop bc i'm sick of yall” and “YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU ANRAN BITCH”, showing in‑group loyalty paired with sharp hostility to out‑groups. Even their humor leans toward cutting or dark, such as “some of my oomfs are ai generated” and the gleefully crude “hello little gay boys i just took a shit in the mother toilet”, suggesting someone who enjoys provocation and doesn’t prioritize harmony. Altogether, Alex reads as clever, territorial, and unapologetically combative in defense of their interests—far more Slytherin than any other house.

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A well‑known song that fits Alex best is girls by girl in red. Their timeline is loud, queer, and very online, from greeting their followers with “hello little gay boys i just took a shit in the mother toilet” to obsessing over favorite women like Brie Larson and Chasca. The song’s mix of chaotic yearning and unapologetic gay energy mirrors how they tweet about their fixations, like “‘chasca’ is how we say ‘queen’ in natlanese” and “ITS NOT TOO LATE TO KEEP HER OG DESIGN @GenshinImpact @honkaistarrail @GenshinUniverse @ZZZ_EN @NexusAnima @hoyoverse @mihoyo.” Their playful aggression and stan culture (“started blocking chasca haters and twitter has been infinitely better for me” and “heavy hazard haters dni”) match the song’s confident, don’t-care attitude. Overall, girls captures their mix of queer joy, fixation on female characters/celebrities, and messy, affectionate online persona.

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