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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: loud, mischievous, and constantly cracking jokes while still having a real sense of loyalty and principle. Their timeline is full of chaotic, over-the-top reactions like “IT DOESNT FUCKING WORK IT DOESNT FUCKING WORK IT DOESNT FUCKING WORK…” and playful threats such as “Turn off that pixel smoothing filter right fucking now or I’m killing you”, which fits Bart’s dramatic, prankster nature. At the same time, they show strong opinions about media and games, roasting bad play with lines like “This guy fucking sucks at tekken 3… like and subscribe if you think this embarrassment of a games should be shot dead”, similar to Bart’s snarky commentary on everything around him. Their bio and posts also show a rebellious but principled streak, calling out bigotry (“homophobes, transphobes, and racist DNI”) and defending the stuff they love like Mega Man and indie games, echoing Bart’s underlying sense of justice beneath the troublemaking. The frequent joking about being a character, like “Fuck it I’m playing more into the character”, also mirrors Bart’s self-aware, performative attitude toward his own mischief.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert: they constantly seek interaction, invite questions, and perform for an audience, e.g. the loud call‑out style of posts like “FUCK GROK IM MORE HANDSOME AND SMARTER ASK ME QUESTIONS @ ME WHEN YOU NEED SOMTHING” and theatrically narrating their follower milestones in “100 followers Thank you so much So I learned doom builder today”. They skew Intuitive: they love hypothetical/absurd scenarios, meta‑jokes, and big picture commentary about media and fandom (e.g. “Toonsouls might be the most influential piece of art from 2025” and riffing on ‘prophecies’ in “ATARI AND GOATED TOGETHER AT LAST?????? THE PROPHESY, I THOUGHT IT COULDN’T BE TRUE…”), rather than just listing concrete facts. Their tone is strongly Thinking‑oriented: they critique games and players with impersonal, cutting logic and mockery, such as “This guy fucking sucks at tekken 3… Like and subscribe if you think this embarrassment of a games should be shot dead” and “This guy fucking sucks at mega man 6… the official mega man account should be BANNED from gaming forever!!”, while still having values like calling out bigotry in their bio. They clearly lean Perceiving rather than structured Judging: they bounce between interests and bits (Aqua Man/ Bright Man persona shifts in “The aqua man arc isn’t adding anything Do I call bright man back”), admit to impulsive distractions like “I was planning on only taking a one day break but then someone brought up a video game series I liked”, and openly improvise rather than plan (“I really can’t do shit… I will learn how to do interesting stuff” in this tweet). Taken together, a loud, debate‑loving, idea‑riffing, impulsive style fits ENTP best: an outwardly expressive, playful critic who thrives on argument, humor, and constant new concepts rather than structure.

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Minor from Cossack Castle logging too many roguelikes and Mega Man takes. Once opened my PC just to confirm a finished download. Opinions, burps my own.– @brightman_mm4

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with vodka and a splash of Russian kvass to honor their home base of Cossack Castle and posts like “Idfk I’m from Russia”, grounding the chaos in something classic. Electric-blue curaçao represents their bright, Mega Man–obsessed online persona and jokes like “Mega man 4” and “Mega man 1 day till Christmas Jolly intensifies”. A sour cherry shrub captures their mix of sweetness and salt, swinging between heartfelt hype like “100 followers Thank you so much” and furious rants like “I hate this image so fucking much”. Energy drink ice cubes mirror their hyper, all-caps gamer energy seen in posts like “YOU ALL NEED TO HOP ON JACKIE CHAN IN FISTS OF FIRE RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW” and their constant roguelike grinding. Finally, a pop-rocks sugar rim evokes their chaotic humor and recurring burp bits like “Burp” and “Buuuuuuurp”, making the whole cocktail fizz and crackle like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining traits are loud conviction, impulsiveness, and a tendency to charge head‑first into conflict, all very Gryffindor-coded. They repeatedly take clear moral stands and tell bigots to stay away in their bio (“homophobes, transphobes, and racist DNI”), and they double down on those stances with the same blunt energy they use everywhere else. They show a very combative, call‑out style bravery, like when they threaten to block people over an annoying trend in “IT DOESNT FUCKING WORK IT DOESNT FUCKING WORK… IM BLOCK ALL YALL DOIN THIS SHIT FUCK OFF” or rage at bad takes such as “This guy fucking sucks at tekken 3… Like and subscribe if you think this embarrassment of a games should be shot dead”. Their hero-complex parody posts like “This guy fucking sucks at mega man 6… Follow if you think the official mega man account should be BANNED from gaming forever!!” and self-aggrandizing jokes such as “ME! THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE WORLD!!!” fit the overdramatic Gryffindor vibe more than the calculated ambition of Slytherin. While they clearly love learning games and tools like Doom Builder and new languages for memes, that curiosity (e.g., “Fuck it, I’m learning a language for mega man memes”) is expressed through passion and hype rather than Ravenclaw-like studiousness. Overall, the combination of fiery morals, impulsive rants, and a theatrical, self-styled “protagonist” energy points most strongly to Gryffindor.

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The best fit is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, because it captures an outspoken, frustrated, but humorous teen energy that matches their timeline. They’re openly a minor and very online, venting about annoying trends like “Genuinely so annoying bro It’s not cool or funny” and raging in all caps like “IT DOESNT FUCKING WORK… IM BLOCK ALL YALL DOIN THIS SHIT”, which fits the song’s rebellious bite. Their bio draws firm boundaries — “homophobes, transphobes, and racist DNI” — echoing the song’s pushback against hostile environments. At the same time, they joke around with chaotic, nerdy enthusiasm, posting things like “Jokes on yall while you were looking WE FLEW RUSSIA INTO SPACE” and “I started playing risk of rain 2”, showing that mixture of angst and playfulness that defines the track. The song’s theme of teens being loud, resistant, and not easily controlled matches how they call out bad takes, bad gameplay, and bad media constantly across their feed.

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