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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, specifically a darker, teen-emo version of her. Lisa is introspective and hyper self-aware, much like this user’s intense self-criticism about their body and worth, as seen in posts like “Sometimes I wish I could stop hating my body, but I remember that I am always the 'fat girl (boy)' of the group.” and “Odeio me olhar no espelho, pq eu sou assim? Queria olhar sem sentir nojo”. Their emotional depth and fixation on music (MCR shows, lyrics in bio, and tweets like “Gente queria tanto q meu ex fosse nesse show cmg, imagina beijar enquanto toca vampires Will never hurt you”) echo Lisa’s habit of processing feelings through art and music. The user’s involvement in edtwt/shtwt and posts about self-harm and not eating, such as “Hj eu to mt mal acho q vou fazer nf até desmaiar” and “Comprei estiletes novos 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊”, parallel a version of Lisa who channels her pain inward rather than acting out like Bart. Overall, they read like an angsty, goth-Lisa: intelligent, sensitive, deeply emotional, and caught in a cycle of self-judgment and romanticizing their own suffering.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: although they want moots and imagine going to shows with others, most tweets are introspective or self-focused, like “Odeio me olhar no espelho, pq eu sou assim? Queria olhar sem sentir nojo” and “Sometimes I wish I could stop hating my body, but I remember that I am always the 'fat girl (boy)' of the group.”, suggesting internal processing over outward social energy. They seem more iNtuitive than Sensing, often framing things in emotional/poetic or symbolic terms (MCR lyrics in bio and tweets like “•.•.Don't say you need me when You leave and you leave again I'm stronger than all my men Except for you.•.•”), focusing on feelings, identity, and meaning rather than concrete, practical details. They are strongly Feeling: judgments are expressed in emotional and relational language, including harsh self-criticism like “Ele não vai te amar se o seu corpo continuar assim sua porca imunda (autocrítica)” and romantic longing in “imagina beijar enquanto toca vampires Will never hurt you”, showing decisions anchored in emotions and relationships, not detached logic. Their lifestyle looks more Perceiving: they bounce between moods and impulsive choices such as “Hj eu to mt mal acho q vou fazer nf até desmaiar” and “Ofc vou fazer essa dieta, me desejem sorte”, with little evidence of structured long-term planning. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, identity focus, lyrical/romantic framing, and spontaneous, mood-driven behavior fits INFP best.

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Emo kid in the MCR pit, surviving on setlists and overthinking. Once planned a whole day around a single song—no regrets, just tinnitus.– @Brimn098

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is an emo-twink fever dream in a glass, mixing black cherry vodka for their My Chemical Romance obsession and show fantasies like “imagina beijar enquanto toca vampires Will never hurt you”. Sour cherry liqueur brings the dramatic, romantic bitterness of lines like “Don't say you need me when You leave and you leave again”. An activated charcoal syrup makes it dark and slightly dangerous, echoing their edtwt/shtwt vibes, from “Comprei estiletes novos 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊” to “Hj eu to mt mal acho q vou fazer nf até desmaiar”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with sharp, self-aware humor like “To meio off do twt pq to feliz quando estiver triste eu volto 😛😛”. Finally, a red glitter sugar rim mirrors their theatrical, romantic flair and the drama of “Se eu abrir meu pulso será q é esforço suficiente pra vc?” while keeping it visually stunning and stage-ready for “Damn… #mcrchile1”.

Your Hogwarts House
The dominant traits in these tweets point toward Slytherin: intense desire, fixation on goals, and a readiness to push themselves to extremes. Their eating-disorder-focused posts show a harsh, almost ruthless self-discipline and ambition around body image, with lines like “Hj eu to mt mal acho q vou fazer nf até desmaiar” and “Se eu abrir meu pulso será q é esforço suficiente pra vc?”, which, while unhealthy, reflect a willingness to go very far to prove something and gain a sense of worth. They also frame things in competitive or extreme terms, such as “Edmores quando vcs ficam mt tempo em nf tbm começam a tremer?” and “Me falem um numero pro meu nf (q n seja muitooo alto e nem mt baixo )”, suggesting a drive to optimize and push limits. Their language can be cutting and darkly dramatic, as in “Ele não vai te amar se o seu corpo continuar assim sua porca imunda (autocrítica)” and “Eu mataria e morreria pra ter isso pqp”, which aligns with Slytherin’s intense, all-or-nothing emotional style and fixation on what they want. While there are hints of vulnerability and a need for connection (wanting their ex at the MCR show in “Gente queria tanto q meu ex fosse nesse show cmg, imagina beijar enquanto toca vampires Will never hurt you”), the overarching pattern is ambition, extremity, and a sharp-edged self-preservation—hallmarks of Slytherin rather than the more community-driven Hufflepuff or cerebral Ravenclaw.

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Given how much they revolve around MCR shows and fandom, like “Damn… #mcrchile1” and wishing their ex would go to a show to kiss during “vampires Will never hurt you” in “Gente queria tanto q meu ex fosse nesse show cmg, imagina beijar enquanto toca vampires Will never hurt you”, an MCR song is the clearest fit. I'm Not Okay (I Promise) matches their emotional intensity, self‑loathing, and dark humor, reflected in tweets like “Odeio me olhar no espelho, pq eu sou assim? Queria olhar sem sentir nojo” and “Sometimes I wish I could stop hating my body, but I remember that I am always the 'fat girl (boy)' of the group.”. The song’s themes of feeling misunderstood, mentally exhausted, and not being okay behind a façade parallel their self-destructive ED talk and self-harm references, such as “Comprei estiletes novos 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊” and “Se eu abrir meu pulso será q é esforço suficiente pra vc?”. Their bio quote, “✞ And if you think that I'm wrong, This never meant nothing to you ✞”, also resonates with the defiant, wounded tone of the song’s narrator. All together, their emo aesthetics, fixation on MCR, and mix of vulnerability and anger make I'm Not Okay (I Promise) the song that best suits them.

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