Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially Active: She consistently engages with friends and the local scene, from “walking around Santa Cecilia” to attending “Gayloween” events.
- Fitness Dedicated: She maintains a strict routine, noting she must “train every day just to be minimally functional” and celebrates progress like her “hip thrust” weight.
- Humorous: She uses self-deprecating wit, such as joking about her “ketamine stare” or calling her dinner “divorced dad core”.
- Culturally Aware: Her posts reference diverse interests including PJ Harvey, David Byrne, and specific cinematic aesthetics.
- Mindful: She values presence, stating she “doesn't listen to audio at 2x” because she prefers to experience things with intention.
Weaknesses:
- Workaholic Tendencies: She often works during unconventional times, mentioning she “lunched and dined in meetings” and works from “the airport”.
- Self-Sabotaging: She openly admits to planned “acts of self-sabotage” after stressful workdays.
- Impulsive Spender: She makes sudden large purchases, like a “King bed”, and spends “64 reais per month on gum”.
- Procrastinator: She struggles with productivity as the day ends, noting “the will to do anything productive” vanishes as it gets dark.
- Socially Dependent: She experiences high anxiety over minor social items, claiming she “won't have a social life” until she finds her lost rings.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
@brisssma embodies the mischievous, "fast paced" spirit of Bart Simpson, blending a rebellious attitude with a constant need for stimulation. Much like Bart's chaotic energy, they share a blunt, often crude sense of humor, seen in tweets like “DA O CU COM NOIS ou DA O CU PRA NOIS”. They both struggle with productivity and authority, admitting “eh o dia ir escurecendo que minha vontade de fazer qualquer coisa produtiva vai junto” and frequently finding themselves in absurd situations. Their shared confidence is evident in the bold claim: “como pode todo mundo sempre estar errado e somente eu estar sempre certa :/”. Ultimately, the user’s mix of irony, love for city life, and occasional “ato de autossabotagem” perfectly mirrors The Simpsons’ favorite troublemaker.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
@brisssma displays a dominant Extroverted (E) and Perceiving (P) nature through their spontaneous social life and frequent travel, often “leaving the house with diarrhea” just to not miss an experience or “traveling to a different country without preparing”. Their Intuitive (N) side shines through abstract, ironic humor and a fascination with archetypes, such as identifying as a “Pisces” while making meta-commentary on “histrionic personalities”. The Thinking (T) preference is evident in their blunt, often irreverent tone and the logical (if satirical) observation that “everyone is always wrong and only I am always right”. Ultimately, their blend of fast-paced wit and chaotic energy fits the 'Debater' profile, constantly reacting to the world with sharp, detached humor rather than sentimental warmth.
Some pickup lines for you
- I'm willing to overlook the fact that you're an Aquarius with a pure heart if you're willing to overlook the fact that I'm basically a human version of a ketamine stare.
- I promise I’m more intentional than a 2x speed voice note—if we go out, I’ll make sure the experience is worth the 64-reais-a-month gum habit.
- I may not have comedy-sized shoulder pads yet, but I’d definitely spend a Sunday morning wandering around Santa Cecília with you searching for a coffee that actually costs less than 27 reais.
- They say peak aesthetics is a couple of the same height, so how about we skip the Smart Fit selfie and see if we measure up in person?
- I’m no designer, but I’d love to tell you a story where you’re the main character—and don't worry, I won't wait for a fire drill to take you to the tenth floor.
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From 12-piece nugget deals in the office to training sessions fueled by PJ Harvey. I’m the coworker who values eye contact, strong coffee, and a wide-leg pant.– @brisssma
Your signature cocktail
The Ketamine Stare-tini
This drink captures brisssma’s 'fast paced' life in São Paulo, blending the energy of a “cidade falida” with her constant coffee-fueled airport runs. The base of Cachaça and Aperol reflects her love for the “terceiro aperol spritz”, while the Halls drop ensures she can “acordar” after a long night of 'gayloween' festivities. It's experimental and slightly 'boiola,' much like her “venus em aquario” heart. Finally, the glitter honors her “peak estetico” and the high-fashion irony of hitting someone with that “ketamine stare”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
@brisssma displays a distinct brand of resourcefulness and self-preservation, often prioritizing her own comfort and status, as seen when she claims, “como pode todo mundo sempre estar errado e somente eu estar sempre certa :/”. Her ambition is rooted in aesthetic and social capital, demonstrated by her desire for “um blazer com ombreiras comicamente largas” and her unapologetic focus on her own desires, stating, “nao sou mulher de passar vontade”. She possesses a sharp, biting wit and a cunning ability to navigate corporate and social environments for her own benefit, exemplified by her boast about getting “12 BKs aqui no escritorio por 0 reais”. Ultimately, her focus on personal success, physical prowess in the gym, and a self-centered worldview aligns perfectly with the values of Slytherin.
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Short Skirt / Long Jacket - Cake
The song's vibe perfectly encapsulates @brisssma’s persona as a busy professional with a sharp, ironic edge who is constantly balancing a corporate lifestyle with a chaotic personal life. She frequently tweets about her office environment, such as when she mentions “3 pessoas muito apaixonadas por mim no trabalho” or ordering “12 BKs aqui no escritorio por 0 reais”. Like the woman in the song with 'fingernails that shine like justice,' she has a specific aesthetic eye, whether she's “batendo perna na sta cecilia” or needing a “blazer com ombreiras comicamente largas”. Ultimately, her bio describes her as fast paced, mirroring the driving, rhythmic energy of this Cake classic.
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