BristolAFed
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Organiser: Runs bookfairs, meals and protest support tables — 'We're all set up with our protest support table!' shows practical event leadership and logistics.
- Caring: Directly offers protection and mutual aid — 'I stand with them and would put myself on the line to protect them' demonstrates personal commitment to people in need.
- Strategic: Gives planning checklists for actions — 'If you plan a protest or action and don't ask and answer the following questions...' shows tactical thinking and foresight.
- Media‑literate: Critiques AI, surveillance and misinformation — 'They're over half of what gets shoveled into the internet now' and adblock usage show digital savvy.
- Inclusive: Runs accessible, pay‑what‑you‑can services and flags accessibility as a rule — 'No Alt Text = No RT' and 'Pay what you can vegan food' reflect inclusion.
Weaknesses:
- Confrontational: Direct calls-out and sharp rhetoric like 'Keir forging ahead with his 'being nice to fascist ideas' policy' can alienate potential allies or fence‑sitters.
- Burnout risk: Constant event organising, mutual aid, and personal exposure—'Update: now released from custody! Thank you to everyone that supported'—suggest heavy emotional and physical costs.
- Echo‑chamber: Frequent framing of issues in militant terms and in‑group humour (antifa, anarchist shorthand) may limit outreach beyond sympathetic audiences.
- Sarcastic tone: Uses biting humour to deflate opponents ('checks notes transport children to schools'), which can be misread or provoke backlash when nuance is needed.
- High expectations: Demands for thorough planning and accountability ('What do we want to achieve?') can slow spontaneous or loosely‑networked actions where speed matters.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best match: intelligent, politically passionate and morally driven. Like Lisa, this account mixes righteous anger with organised action — they educate and organise ('The Bristol Anarchist Bookfair... see this informative video') and frequently calls out hypocrisy and injustice. Lisa's persistent activism and occasional exasperation with others' complacency mirrors tweets such as 'They were a settlement in the class war' and the readiness to put principles into practice.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFJ
ENFJ (Extraverted, Intuitive, Feeling, Judging) fits because the account is outwardly focused on mobilising people and building networks — 'The Bristol Anarchist Bookfair... more than 55 groups' shows social leadership. The intuitive, big‑picture lens is visible in critiques like 'Livable wages... were a settlement in the class war' and warnings about surveillance technologies. The feeling axis appears in visible empathy: 'A lot of my Jewish friends in the UK are hurt and scared, I stand with them'. Finally, Judging shows through planning and tactical checklists: 'If you plan a protest or action and don't ask and answer the following questions...' — all hallmarks of an organised, people‑forward ENFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a bookfair stall? Because I want to spend all day browsing your ideas and take something radical home.
- If our love was a distro table I'd put it on the solidarity shelf: pay what you can, read forever.
- Do you run BASE? Because my heart is pay‑what‑you‑can and you just took all my change.
- Call me a protest support kit — I’ll bring snacks, water, and stay by your side when things get heated.
- You must be 'No Alt Text = No RT' because I can't share you with anyone unless I describe how beautiful and fierce you are.
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Bristol anarchists: grassroots mutual aid, bookfairs, and antifascist organising. Run by one nerdy admin — accessibility & solidarity first. Events, radical library & pay‑what‑you‑can food. No alt text = no RT. Anti‑state, pro‑community ✊🏴– @BristolAFed
Your signature cocktail
Solidarity Sling
The 'Solidarity Sling' is smoky, bright and communal — mezcal gives an earthy bite like street protest, lime and agave keep it accessible (pay‑what‑you‑can friendly), ginger beer brings a fizzy, organising energy, and smoked salt recalls campfires and rooftop meetings. It captures their mix of warmth, grit and defiance — like feeding protesters ('home made vegan sausage rolls and flapjacks') while mocking establishment hypocrisy ('checks notes transport children to schools').
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Gryffindor fits because this account repeatedly shows courage in public confrontation and a willingness to put themselves in harm's way for others: 'I stand with them and would put myself on the line to protect them'. They call people out and organise direct opposition to the far right and state power — 'Get out to oppose them on all fronts !!' — which is valiant and outspoken rather than quietly studious. While they are knowledgeable and media‑literate, their primary mode is activist bravery and solidarity, which aligns strongly with Gryffindor values.
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Your song
Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
The song's unapologetic anti‑authority fury and class critique match the account's tone — tweets like 'They were a settlement in the class war' and constant condemnation of state and corporate power read like a political soundtrack. Its raw energy suits calls to action and direct confrontation evident across their organising and protest coverage.
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