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Your Simpsons character
Despite the user's edgy and controversial online persona, they share a dark parallel with Lisa Simpson in the episode 'Sleeping with the Enemy,' where Lisa struggles with body dysmorphia and restrictive eating. The user expresses a similar hyper-fixation on weight and academic pressure, noting, “Every teacher of mine is praying for my downfall” and “55 problems in life and being skinny would solve 47 of them”. Like Lisa’s occasional descent into cynical nihilism, the user frequently mentions feeling overwhelmed, tweeting, “I’m genuinely on my last straw”. Their identity as an artist who feels “unmotivated half way” mirrors Lisa's own perfectionist struggles and the isolation she feels from her peers.

Your MBTI personality Type
Sel exhibits Introversion (I) through their preference for solitary activities and hiding from others, as seen when they tweet, “I love hiding in the bathrooms and listening to gossip that doesn’t involve me”. Their Intuition (N) is displayed through a preoccupation with symbolic meaning and self-idealization within various fandoms, often using characters as abstract vessels for their own feelings, such as when they claim a character “is highkey serving thinspo”. Sel's Feeling (F) preference is evident in their highly emotional, raw, and reactive communication style, frequently expressing distress with statements like “I genuinely feel like crying I feel fat”. Finally, the Perceiving (P) trait is shown through a lack of rigid structure and a struggle with consistency, admitted in tweets like “Can u tell i got unmotivated half way”, reflecting a spontaneous and mood-driven approach to life and art.

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Digital artist and Resident Evil enthusiast. When I’m not sketching characters, I’m getting lost in New Vegas or failing at rhythm games. Business: [email protected]– @britishteeaa

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This cocktail starts with a Jana Ice Tea base because the user identified it as their “Fav drink”. The bitter tonic and charcoal reflect their dark 'New Vegas' aesthetic and the harsh reality of their self-perception, often tweeting things like “Im such a fat pig”. The drink is served ice-cold to mimic the sensation of being “GENUINELY FREEZING” in a skirt, while the sharp lemon represents their edgy humor and the “knife near Matthew’s throat” mentioned in their art prompts. Finally, the single frozen cherry is a nod to their restrictive habits, as they often tweet about “55 problems in life and being skinny would solve 47 of them”.

Your Hogwarts House
Sel is primarily driven by a ruthless sense of ambition and self-preservation, focusing intensely on achieving specific, calculated goals like their 'gw 40kg' target. They demonstrate a classic Slytherin disregard for conventional rules and social niceties, often using provocative or edgy humor to establish an in-group identity, such as when they ask, “Am I edtwt enough?”. Their resourcefulness is seen in their various 'hacks' to bypass authority figures, notably their pride in deceiving family, as seen in the tweet: “My dad forced me to eat and I puked it all out try me again fatass”. Sel’s blunt honesty about their internal struggles and their desire for control over their own body and image mirrors the more intense, darker manifestations of Slytherin’s desire for mastery and status within their chosen subcultures.

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The user is deeply immersed in toxic body image communities, frequently posting about their struggle with disordered eating and a desperate desire for a specific aesthetic. They explicitly mention their weight goals in their bio and express extreme distress over food, such as when they tweet, “Im such a fat pig”. The song's themes of self-loathing and the pursuit of a destructive physical ideal mirror the user's sentiment that “55 problems in life and being skinny would solve 47 of them”. Furthermore, their constant monitoring of progress, noted in tweets like “My teacher asked me today if I lost weight it’s working guys”, captures the tragic obsession with external validation described in the song. Overall, the track reflects the internal pain of someone who believes their worth is tied entirely to their reflection.

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