Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares intense feelings, like “how do people want to live? 21 years is enough im tired of this shit” and “you know that feeling of crying uncontrollably? yeah that, only there are no tears”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes their state and behaviors, calling themself “unstable” in bio and saying “anyways sorry for being an attention seeking little bitch”.
- Darkly humorous: Uses gallows humor to cope, like “wake and bake + morning cutting sesh, im living the dream” and “anyways do you cut before, after, or while you’re taking a shit gen q”.
- Seeking connection: Expresses desire for friends and shared experiences, e.g. “i need friends that are just as fucked in the head as me” and “who wants to smoke with me come on”.
- Reflective thinker: Thinks about meds and how they affect them, as in “i think i need to change my meds but the only thing i remember my doctor telling me about the alternatives is that they’ll make me feel like a zombie”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Repeatedly glorifies self-harm and scars, e.g. “wake and bake + morning cutting sesh, im living the dream” and “oh she’s gonna be such a pretty scar”.
- Suicidal ideation: Talks about wanting to die and planning suicide, like “how do people want to live? 21 years is enough im tired of this shit” and “actively planning my suicide”.
- Substance reliance: Frequently centers being high and getting shitfaced, shown in “i wish i had ppl to get high with irl” and “i should absolutely get shitfaced tonight”.
- Sleep neglect: Pushes extreme sleep deprivation as a goal, e.g. “i’ve been awake for 24hrs, shooting for 48” and “i feel like death lmao but i need to try reaching 48hrs awake again”.
- Medication inconsistency: Forgets or hesitates with prescribed meds, seen in “i forgot to take my meds!” and anxiety about changing them in “i think i need to change my meds but… they’ll make me feel like a zombie”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, specifically a much darker, older AU version of her. Like Lisa, this user is highly self-aware and introspective, openly analyzing their own mental state, as seen in “my brain feels like a rollercoaster that’s setting is insanely fast and there’s only loops” and “you know that feeling of crying uncontrollably? yeah that, only there are no tears”. There’s a strong sense of existential exhaustion and questioning the point of living, which parallels Lisa’s depressive, overthinking episodes, reflected in “how do people want to live? 21 years is enough im tired of this shit” and “death just seems so peaceful .”. The user also feels emotionally out of sync with family optimism, much like Lisa often does, as shown by “moms talking about how this is the year for our family to thrive and im actively planning my suicide .”. Their craving for understanding and similarly intense friends — “i need friends that are just as fucked in the head as me” — mirrors Lisa’s deep need to be seen and to find people operating on her emotional wavelength, albeit here in a far more self-destructive, #shtwt-adjacent way.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: most of their world is inner, intense, and venting into a void rather than describing a busy social life, e.g. “i like that i can just scream into the void here” and “i need friends that are just as fucked in the head as me”, which signals loneliness and internal focus more than outward engagement. Their style is iNtuitive rather than concrete: they move quickly to existential themes like “how do people want to live? 21 years is enough im tired of this shit” and “death just seems so peaceful .”, focusing on meaning, not practical details. They are strongly Feeling-oriented, processing everything through emotions, guilt, and relationships, as seen in “anyways sorry for being an attention seeking little bitch” and “holy shit im a terrible friend i hope she isn’t mad”. Their life appears Perceiving rather than structured Judging: impulsive decisions and lack of planning show up in “wake and bake + morning cutting sesh, im living the dream”, “i should absolutely get shitfaced tonight”, and the chaotic sleep goals “i’ve been awake for 24hrs, shooting for 48”. Overall, the combination of inward focus, existential/poetic tone, emotional intensity, and spontaneous, unstructured coping fits INFP more than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your brain feels like a rollercoaster that’s only loops—wanna add one soft break in the chaos where we just get high, talk shit, and pretend life isn’t terrible for a night?
- You’re over there planning matching scars on your legs like war with stray cats, and I’m over here planning how to match your chaos with the kind of affection that makes you forget you wanted to bleed in the first place.
- You said death seems peaceful and 21 years feels like enough—if you ever want a tiny reason to stall that timer, I’d like to apply for the position of ‘annoying bitch who makes you laugh at 3am instead.’
- Wake and bake + morning cutting sesh is your ‘living the dream’—what if we upgraded it to wake and bake + breakfast + someone actually listening when you scream into the void?
- You want friends that are as fucked in the head as you, can stay up 48 hours, forget their meds, and overshare on main—hi, I qualify; now accepting the role of unstable situationship if you’re hiring.
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21 | navigating BPD, insomnia & too much caffeine. Once pulled an all-nighter just to organize my playlists. Here to vent, heal & overshare responsibly.– @brknseraph
Your signature cocktail
Mystery Mix
A unique blend.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show intense self-destructiveness paired with a kind of dark ambition and fixation on pushing limits, which aligns most with Slytherin’s driven, extreme streak. They repeatedly frame their behavior as goals or challenges, like “i’ve been awake for 24hrs, shooting for 48” and “i feel like death lmao but i need to try reaching 48hrs awake again”, showing a determination to go further regardless of the cost. There’s also a calculated, almost aestheticized approach to self-harm: “god i want my legs to have matching scars why didn’t i think of this before” and “i tend to cut in one spot over and over again but i need to make my entire leg look like it was in a war with stray cats soooo let’s do that”, which suggests planning and intentional design rather than pure impulsivity. Their self-description, “im unstable ⊹ ࣪ ˖ there’s something nice about being on fire”, frames their instability almost as a power or identity, which is very Slytherin: embracing intensity instead of shying away from it. Although there are hints of vulnerability and need for connection, like “i need friends that are just as fucked in the head as me”, their dominant pattern is a vicious, goal-oriented drive into extremes, fitting Slytherin more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
The dark, intrusive-thought vibe and self-destructive edge of Bury a Friend matches their fixation on death and numbness, like when they say “death just seems so peaceful .” and “how do people want to live? 21 years is enough im tired of this shit”. The song’s perspective of being haunted by your own mind fits their description of their mental state as “my brain feels like a rollercoaster that’s setting is insanely fast and there’s only loops”. Its themes of self-harm and blurred lines between pain and comfort mirror tweets like “oh she’s gonna be such a pretty scar” and “wake and bake + morning cutting sesh, im living the dream”. Their bio, “im unstable ⊹ ࣪ ˖ there’s something nice about being on fire”, lines up with the song’s chaotic, self-destructive allure. Even their self-loathing and attention worries, like “anyways sorry for being an attention seeking little bitch”, echo the song’s tension between wanting to disappear and wanting to be seen.
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